Cowboys - Rams Second Half Thread
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Calling 1-800 O line- this is Bill Parcells and I have an emergency request for 5 bodies that can block a closed door- I will settle for that!!!
by burmafrd on Jan 1, 2006 9:19 PM CST reply actions
1-800 O Line- This is Jerry Jones and I will pay anything you ask for 5 warm bodies that can at least spell block.
by burmafrd on Jan 1, 2006 9:20 PM CST reply actions
i think if they had been playing on natural turf instead of artificial, that knock-down by ware would have left an imprint of faulk’s body out on the field
by Loozeeana_Cowboy on Jan 1, 2006 9:23 PM CST reply actions
That is the way you return punts. Naturally there is a flag.
by burmafrd on Jan 1, 2006 9:24 PM CST reply actions
burmafrd,
Call 1-800 we need a defensive stop!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 9:30 PM CST reply actions
The way we’re playing right now, I don’t blame BP if he retires!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 9:31 PM CST reply actions
Great job Fowler!
They’re slamming Theismann without make – up! LOL
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 9:32 PM CST reply actions
Hee hee grounding. Makes up for that roughing call
by Mo Rice on Jan 1, 2006 9:34 PM CST reply actions
lol – it’s killing theisman that they threw that grounding flag
by Loozeeana_Cowboy on Jan 1, 2006 9:34 PM CST reply actions
mo rice, i think it’s a makeup call for the roughing call too.
by mlf on Jan 1, 2006 9:36 PM CST reply actions
Please, for the love of all things good and holy, shut up Theissman and Maguire!!! I can’t believe that Theiscrap is going to be on MNF next year. These losers aren’t even paying attention to this game. Shut yer yappers about your stupid reminiscing! Newsflash: you all suck, and we’re glad they’re busting that stupid team up.
Sorry, but I needed that. Seriously, how has this team of announcers stayed on the air so long?
by Bluecheese on Jan 1, 2006 9:36 PM CST reply actions
I love it when Thismann gets bent out of shape! I think he’s mad that his fellow announcers are mocking how he looks without make-up! LOL
Nice miss Wilkins! We dodged one there!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 9:36 PM CST reply actions
F Theisman that freakin homer.
Nice miss on that field goal, but our offense needs to do something.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 9:36 PM CST reply actions
Way to go, Bluecheese! Vent away brother!! Theismann sucks!!!!
Julius is getting killed!
First down Crayton!!!!!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 9:38 PM CST reply actions
Anyone think that Payton is calling a crappy game? How about some max protect? Give Bledsoe some time and they’ll never stop him. Newsflash: a billion Chinese know that we can’t run, so pass the stupid ball!
by Bluecheese on Jan 1, 2006 9:38 PM CST reply actions
Nice run Barber! Too bad KJ caught for holding.
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 9:40 PM CST reply actions
they must of had a sale on flags tonight, they keep throwing them.
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 9:40 PM CST reply actions
the best offseason move we culd do is send Payton to the texans or to Minn
by ManTab on Jan 1, 2006 9:40 PM CST reply actions
These guys are playing so undisciplined it’s ridiculus.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 9:41 PM CST reply actions
I think we should bring back Norv Turner as our offensive coordinator. He will surely get cannned by Oakland.
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 9:41 PM CST reply actions
Mo Rice,
Patrick could be great if you get those other to jackholes out of there. They belong in the Guiness Book of World Rectums
by Bluecheese on Jan 1, 2006 9:43 PM CST reply actions
What an oline! They suck!!!!!!!
The crowd doesn’t need to shut up Maguire, you and Theismann do!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 9:43 PM CST reply actions
My high school team could blitz every down and get Bledsoe
by Mo Rice on Jan 1, 2006 9:43 PM CST reply actions
All I want in this year’s draft is oline, oline, oline!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 9:45 PM CST reply actions
mlf, I feel the same way. Would they be playing the same way if a playoff spot was on the line? I don’t know, but they are clearly mailing it in right now, looking for the nearest glof course.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 9:46 PM CST reply actions
bluecheese-
speaking of rectums, that rams running back just almost had his fall off after that keith davis hit
by Loozeeana_Cowboy on Jan 1, 2006 9:46 PM CST reply actions
also speaking of rectums – it seems like the boyz are playing with their heads in them
by Loozeeana_Cowboy on Jan 1, 2006 9:49 PM CST reply actions
by the way, I trully believe Parcells will stay and is just keeping quiet to try and get more money from Jerry….it is all business
by ManTab on Jan 1, 2006 9:49 PM CST reply actions
but ofcource I think my drink is moving at this point.
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 9:52 PM CST reply actions
I think he does too, heard Summeral who is a friend of Bills says he really likes his team.
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 9:53 PM CST reply actions
ARRRGGGGGHHHH,
Patrick praises Jones, and stupid Theissman has to bring up that clown Snyder in Washington. Hey idiot, Snyder has never won jack. Look at Jones’ hardware.
by Bluecheese on Jan 1, 2006 9:55 PM CST reply actions
the camera should of been on Suzy, not Jerry though.
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 9:55 PM CST reply actions
did you see that chart with the Cowboys QB’s since Troy left. So many bad memories.
by mlf on Jan 1, 2006 9:56 PM CST reply actions
Theisman is probably Snyder’s little bl*wboy anyway.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 9:57 PM CST reply actions
Derrick, time for you and me to head down to Dallas before Suzy leaves. She’s probably into that sort of thing…hehe
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 9:59 PM CST reply actions
If Jones has any more plastic surgery, he won’t be able to talk. Kinda like Joan Rivers.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:00 PM CST reply actions
Theismann is bringing up the T.O. to Dallas thing again, though not directly! Theismann needs to shut up.
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:00 PM CST reply actions
That was a td if Bledsoe gets that pass to him. Witten stopped, his fault.
by Bluecheese on Jan 1, 2006 10:00 PM CST reply actions
there goes theisman again on the intentional grounding, give it up Joe, you idiot.
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 10:01 PM CST reply actions
Blitz kills us again!!!! Petitti sucks!!!!!!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:01 PM CST reply actions
this o-line is making me F****N’ SICK!!!
by Loozeeana_Cowboy on Jan 1, 2006 10:01 PM CST reply actions
We don’t need to get on the plane. Hell, a bathroom would do.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:02 PM CST reply actions
Jerry looks more like an asian with that face lift.
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 10:02 PM CST reply actions
OK, bring in Romo. I don’t want Bledsoe getting killed behind this inept line! I want him healthy for next season.
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:02 PM CST reply actions
O-line sucks…period. Roger Staubach would be running for his life with this line.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:03 PM CST reply actions
only three people in the world think that skit was funny.
by mlf on Jan 1, 2006 10:04 PM CST reply actions
Derrick,
That’s what happens when you stretch your face too much! LOL
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:04 PM CST reply actions
jerry looks more like the crypt-keeper with a thin layer of skin on his face if u ask me
by Loozeeana_Cowboy on Jan 1, 2006 10:04 PM CST reply actions
How did that TE hang on to the ball? Pile creamed him, then he got creamed himself!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:06 PM CST reply actions
or whoever that little skeleton guy was on that HBO series – tales from the crypt or whatever…
by Loozeeana_Cowboy on Jan 1, 2006 10:06 PM CST reply actions
Hey just think if the playoffs were on the line! I’d probably break something.
Oh but maybe they’d play differently.
by Mo Rice on Jan 1, 2006 10:07 PM CST reply actions
I can just see the operation now, two guy with hooks on each side of Jerrys face pulling the skin back as hard as they can while the doctor stiches the skin back.
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 10:07 PM CST reply actions
ManTab, don’t give up so quickly. Plenty of time. Of course we don’t deserve it based on the way they’ve played.
Jerry Jones, the new Tales from the Crypt spokesman..lol
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:07 PM CST reply actions
LC,
That was the crypt keeper. You’re right! Too many facelifts!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:07 PM CST reply actions
another TD on Pettiti’s account…man, that guy sucks…
by ManTab on Jan 1, 2006 10:09 PM CST reply actions
Derrick!!!! That’s hilarious!!!! I just spilled my Vodka!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:09 PM CST reply actions
OK guys! Do we make a comeback, or lie down for that 18th pick?
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:10 PM CST reply actions
Hey Derrick, I think of Hellraiser when you talk about the hooks on either side of the face. I guess it’s time for another shot, at least i’ll feel good when they go down in flames.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:11 PM CST reply actions
Our oline does not give me much confidence for a comeback victory.
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:12 PM CST reply actions
A win is a win onepaniolo, not much difference between 18 and 20.
Go Cowboys!!
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:13 PM CST reply actions
Yahoo!!!! JJ breaks one!
Mo Rice,
I think it was 12 1/2
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:14 PM CST reply actions
Mo, 12.5 favorites for the Cowboys.
JJ, nice run!!
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:14 PM CST reply actions
30th and defense, and we can’t move the damn ball. Thank God for Glenn there!!
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:16 PM CST reply actions
I thought it was something like that.
They are all over Theismann about the grounding.
by Mo Rice on Jan 1, 2006 10:17 PM CST reply actions
if i hear one more grounding comment by theisman i’m gonna drive to big d and kick him in the nu*z
by Loozeeana_Cowboy on Jan 1, 2006 10:17 PM CST reply actions
let’s see if we have a kicker for next year or not
by ManTab on Jan 1, 2006 10:18 PM CST reply actions
How can we possibly be in this position against this pathetic team?
Answer: no blocking-Pettiti couldn’t block my girlfriend!!
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:18 PM CST reply actions
Damn, Why are we going for it all? We needed 10 yards!
Another miss!!!!!!!!! Damn Suisham!!!!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:19 PM CST reply actions
OK, add a Kicker and a long snapper to our offseason needs!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:19 PM CST reply actions
at this pont Im just cracking up…this is ridiculous….I would’ve not survived this night ifthis would’ve been for playoffs….what an ugly game
by ManTab on Jan 1, 2006 10:20 PM CST reply actions
Kickers, take ‘em out back and hang them all. Go for it on fourth down BP, we just can’t kick field goals lately.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:20 PM CST reply actions
Wow. Guess we still need a kicker for next year, huh?
by Bluecheese on Jan 1, 2006 10:20 PM CST reply actions
I think the Cowboys are looking for flights on the sidelines.
by mlf on Jan 1, 2006 10:21 PM CST reply actions
This sucks! This is not my idea of a statement game!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:21 PM CST reply actions
thank goodness this isn’t being played for a playoff spot.
by mlf on Jan 1, 2006 10:24 PM CST reply actions
They’re making a statement, they don’t care right now, at least on offense. Too many penalties on defense also.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:24 PM CST reply actions
Why are they slobbering over Little who’s had 3 tackles?
by Mo Rice on Jan 1, 2006 10:29 PM CST reply actions
ESPN guys are just buffoons with mics. Turn off the sound and listen to the Dallas broadcast.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:29 PM CST reply actions
I’m running out of rum, good thing this game is coming to an end
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 10:31 PM CST reply actions
Stupid rule. Once he is out of bounds, the play is over. How do you rule that out of bounds, when the ball came out AFTER he was out of bounds, thus, the play is over?
by Bluecheese on Jan 1, 2006 10:31 PM CST reply actions
We just punted for the 18th pick. That’s a statement!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:33 PM CST reply actions
the rule is you have to maintain possession throughout the catch.
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 10:33 PM CST reply actions
There’s actually an outside chance Minnesota could leapfrog us and Dallas gets the 17th pick. Not likely, but possible.
by Rafael Vela on Jan 1, 2006 10:34 PM CST reply actions
These guys just lack something…you can never be comfortable with them being in control of a game.Which they usually are not.
by Mo Rice on Jan 1, 2006 10:35 PM CST reply actions
Derrick,
I know what it says, it is just a stupid rule.
by Bluecheese on Jan 1, 2006 10:36 PM CST reply actions
I’ll make the call right now,mark it down, Dallas will trade that pick.
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 10:36 PM CST reply actions
How’s that, Raf? Is it one of those tiebreaking things, like the number of missed field goals by our kickers?
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:36 PM CST reply actions
If I was still a betting man, I would have bet the house on the Rams after Dallas knew that the playoffs were out of reach.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:38 PM CST reply actions
onepaniolo
No, its the number of facelifts by an owner
by Paul Young on Jan 1, 2006 10:38 PM CST reply actions
maybe they opend the door here. can we walk through it.
by mlf on Jan 1, 2006 10:38 PM CST reply actions
Nice third down miscommunication by the Rams on third down. They must not want us to get the 17th or 18th pick!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:39 PM CST reply actions
is anyone else as happy as I am that this Sunday night announcing crew is done? unfortunately Joe T goes to Monday nights next year… how’d that happen?
by BuckeyeMark on Jan 1, 2006 10:39 PM CST reply actions
Score a touchdown and go for two. What do we have to lose, right?
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:39 PM CST reply actions
Thanks Paul Young! That’s funny!!!! I don’t know any other owner who has that on Jerry! We win hands down!!!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:40 PM CST reply actions
there will be a blizzard of pink slips tomorrow. Tice is already gone at Minnesota. Martz at ST. Lou. Capers in Houston. maybe the Bills too.
if Parcells goes who do we get?
by BuckeyeMark on Jan 1, 2006 10:42 PM CST reply actions
OK, we get the 17th or 1th pick! Who are we going to use it on?
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:42 PM CST reply actions
A fitting end to a sorry Fu99ing season.
See you guys on draft day.
by Mo Rice on Jan 1, 2006 10:42 PM CST reply actions
guys, it was a lot of fun chatting with all of you during these games. let’s hope for a contract extension for BP, the boot for Pettiti, Tucker, a new FB, a new Safety, LB, etc…
by ManTab on Jan 1, 2006 10:44 PM CST reply actions
if we can get another first round pick the next year like the Buffalo trade,I say do it, then trade three picks the next year and get Quinn out of Notre Dame.
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 10:45 PM CST reply actions
Good thing skins won… othervise thius loos would have killed me.
by Toast on Jan 1, 2006 10:45 PM CST reply actions
Loo, I’ve got some tequila here to drown your sorrows. I think I’ll turn on my PS2 and play Madden 2006 to show the ’Boys how they should have kicked this teams ass.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:45 PM CST reply actions
This really sucks! Last game of the season looks so ugly, I don’t know if we could have won this game even if Atlanta or Philly won. Sigh…. I need another drink!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:45 PM CST reply actions
Toast, can’t agree with you more. I think i would have broken some of my household items.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:47 PM CST reply actions
these guys are really looking ridiculous with all these freaking goodbyes man…just shut the f up
by ManTab on Jan 1, 2006 10:47 PM CST reply actions
I am getting sick listening to the 3 announcers strocking each other… thats enough already
by Toast on Jan 1, 2006 10:48 PM CST reply actions
I don’t know what’s worse. This loss or the kissfest going on in the ESPN booth!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:48 PM CST reply actions
Frustrating 9-6 season and this day was a total bummer. I’ll look forward to the Rose Bowl. See you guys when the draft grows near.
by mlf on Jan 1, 2006 10:48 PM CST reply actions
I am getting sick listening to the 3 announcers strocking each other… thats enough already
by Toast on Jan 1, 2006 10:48 PM CST reply actions
these announcers are just awful. please quit talking about yourself — FOCUS ON THE GAME for crying out loud!
by BuckeyeMark on Jan 1, 2006 10:48 PM CST reply actions
youre just idiots who get paid to make fools out of yourselves….shut up
by ManTab on Jan 1, 2006 10:49 PM CST reply actions
bushpilot – lol sounds good – i’m gonna sign off guyz – i’ll probably check out the blog during the off season – just maybe not as often – have a good one all!
by Loozeeana_Cowboy on Jan 1, 2006 10:50 PM CST reply actions
This has been embarrassing. I wish we were getting beaten by a good team.
by Bluecheese on Jan 1, 2006 10:50 PM CST reply actions
yes, keep fu***g up petttiti…make sure you never play for us again
by ManTab on Jan 1, 2006 10:50 PM CST reply actions
they just said that PrimeTime “changed the way people played.” a highlight showed changed the game? are you kidding me? MY OH MY AREN’T WE IMPORTANT IN THE SPORTS MEDIA?
give me a break…
Mike Patrick is okay at play by play, Paul McGuire can be taken in very small doses and Joe Theismann is the worst excuse ever for an announcer. Good luck to Mike and Paul.
by BuckeyeMark on Jan 1, 2006 10:51 PM CST reply actions
OK guys, nighty-nite—Happy New Year.
Anybody but the Patriots.
by Mo Rice on Jan 1, 2006 10:51 PM CST reply actions
I wish i lived in Dallas, I’d go up to the booth and punch all three in the face for being such sorry excuses for men.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:51 PM CST reply actions
watch how little just domainates that guy on every play…it is amazing
by ManTab on Jan 1, 2006 10:51 PM CST reply actions
My Cowboy brethren…
Thanks for beaing there.
Special thanks for Raf who made it all happen.
I’ll be signing off.. but will check this wonderful Bolg sometimes.
God Bless you all.
by Toast on Jan 1, 2006 10:53 PM CST reply actions
time to get ready for tomorrow’s Bowl Fest and figure out the NFL playoffs without having to worry if the ’Boys are going to embarass themselves. sigh…
thanks to Rafe and the rest of the Blog Crew. This is a great site. see you draft day!
by BuckeyeMark on Jan 1, 2006 10:54 PM CST reply actions
Yeah guys, Happy New Year!!!!!! I hope Raf is right and we pick 17th!
by onepaniolo on Jan 1, 2006 10:54 PM CST reply actions
well, the seasons over for the Boys, But I’m sure you guys will be checking in through the playoffs and the offseason for the great insight of Raf and raul’s blog. Great job guys, always ooked forward to stopping by and reading you articles, keep up the good work. Happy new Year guys, talk to you all down the road in the offseason.
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 10:54 PM CST reply actions
Take care Toast and Loozeeana, talk to you in the off season.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:54 PM CST reply actions
ytou can listen to the post game show here ,
http://www.theticket.com/listen.htm
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 10:56 PM CST reply actions
Get ready for the bowl games tomorrow, have a Happy New Year everyone!
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:56 PM CST reply actions
Hey everybody,
This team will do good things. I’m satisfied that we are moving in the right direction. Love our young’uns. We’ll get some more, get some o-line protection, and we’ll be right there.
This is an awesome blog. Raf and Raul, you are the best. Get some nice inside juice for us during the offseason, and we’ll keep tuning in. I go through Cowboys withdrawal up here in Wisconsin during the offseason.
Look forward to the draft now. We’ll have another great draft, and come out and smash the NFC next year.
by Bluecheese on Jan 1, 2006 10:56 PM CST reply actions
See ya Derrick, sleep off that rum. Time for a little more Jose.
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 10:58 PM CST reply actions
speaking of bush, honey where are you??, nite guys
by Derrick on Jan 1, 2006 11:00 PM CST reply actions
Sounds good, my girlfriend is putting on something “more comfortable” as we speak, gotta go..hehe
by bushpilot on Jan 1, 2006 11:03 PM CST reply actions

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