T.O. Talk

Hey boys and girls, welcome to this week's edition of T.O. Talk. I'm Little T, your host, and this week we`ve got a big treat for you. We'll be talking to Big T, the man himself. So without further delay, here's Big T. (applause, applause)

Hi Big T, you've been my role model ever since you wrote that book about me. So let me ask you, why was that big bully Terence Newman being mean to you?

I'm glad he said that, I was about to say the team would be better off with Champ Bailey playing corner, but you taught me that saying things like that can get you in trouble. So if Newman wasn't being mean to you, why did everybody say that?

That's good, because we don't like people who divide locker rooms, like that mean guy on your old team, Donovan McNabb. I don't like him. So why is everyone talking about you again? They said you said bad things, but that other guy, Terry Glenn said it, too. I'm confused.

Yeah, that's like when I told my big dummy brother to throw me the ball, but he decided to beat me up instead. I hope those big dummy's over where you live don't beat you up. I wanted to tell my brother he was a booger-eating, doo-doo head. Is that what you want to tell the coaches on your team?

I don't know what all that means, but it sure sounded good. Someone said you don't catch the ball when that Tony Homo guy throws it to you. He has a funny name, I thought he was gay until I heard about that Carrie Underalls girl. How can you catch the ball anyway? Look at your finger, that's gross, does that make you drop the ball?

I'll say it, too, unless it's going to get me in trouble. You say stuff all the time and you always get in trouble.

Well, that's all for this week, it's past my bed time anyway. Bye everybody and bye Big T.