This has to be the final drip.  The dam's breaking.  Steroids, Bigg, and now this.  Things were just going to dang well.  

I'll admit that I didn't start out a big JJ fan, but I had been coming over to his side based on the last few years.

Ron Paul will buy The Dallas Cowboys football team, citing how George Bush used to own The Texas Rangers baseball team, also based in The Dallas, TX Area. "If you own a team that plays in that part of the state, it should increase your chances of being in The White House", said Jerry Jones, the current owner of The Cowboys.

It gets better.  Apparently, Chik Fil A is the main corporate partner:

They will hang a giant cow from the ceiling of The Stadium painting a sign that says "Eat More Chicken", and cows will charge across the football field before the beginning of each game

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