What would you guys think of converting Miles Austin to a cornerback? He obviously has hands of stone, but that shouldn't be a problem for a CB, who just needs to break up passes. Isn't that what a CB is, anyway, a WR that can't catch. If they could catch and run routes, they'd be wideouts and not corners.
He even could still return kicks for us, like TNewman used to do.
Anything to get Jaques "the human target" Reeves off the field.