My inner-obnoxious fan will come out if we win
I've got nothing fellas.
Our QB is struggling.
Our secondary is riddled with injuries.
We're playing on the road.
We're playing one of the hottest teams in the league.
There is no reason for us to win this game.
But I'll tell you what. If we do win this game, I don't want to hear anything. From anybody. I don't want to hear from critics who are claiming our season is over. I don't want to hear from gloating Giants fans who have all but guaranteed a victory. I don't want to hear from Cowboy haters in general who have rejoiced at the epidemic of injuries we've faced.
All I want to hear is "good game" and "awesome win."
Because we've taken a lot of stuff this last few weeks. The team and the fans. People have written us off, mocked us and questioned the leadership of this team. At the end of the day that might all be valid criticism as opposed to excessive skepticism. But if we win and go 6-3 without Tony Romo and a stable of our best players, then I'm not going to be in the mood to be gracious or accommodating. I'm going to be in full-on obnoxious fan mode. All of my previous restraints and strains of decency will be lost and I'm going to go out of my way to be the biggest nightmare for any and every Cowboy hater I meet. I'm going to scream to the heavens. I'm going to talk so much trash at my local bar that I'm going to get thrown out.
Now, I'm not suggesting doing anything stupid like trying to get into a fight or something. And to be honest, at the end of the day, winning this pivotal game may be so exhausting, that I might just go home and pass out. But I doubt it.
This game is a symbol of our season. We were the favorites early on but nobody liked it. Everyone had to acknowledge it because of our talent but once we started losing everybody happily got off the bandwagon and jumped back into the more natural position of criticizing the 'Boys. I'm not saying we don't need it. I'm not saying we don't deserve it. We do. But they don't have to be so happy about it.
These feelings have been building up for awhile. And I'm not normally the guy to lash out and give "Us against the World" speeches but this is what this is. Every national sports network and news organization has picked us to lose and questioned the possibility of a playoff spot. ESPN, FOXSPORTS, NBC, NFL Network, you name it. We literally have nothing to lose.
So excuse me if I'm a little emotional about this game. I'm be no means irrational though. I realize we are the underdog and I understand that. I will be heartened and surprised if we win. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to be cheering my heart out.
And for the first time in a while, I'm going to be looking for a little getback if we win.

I was watching Classic ESPN a few weeks back and it was a Notre Dame game on. It was about four years ago and the Irish were getting killed. Or as we say in my household "kilt." But there was this one guy that kept standing out. He was a defensive player and he was everywhere. In the backfield. All over screens. Getting pressure despite double-teams. He was a beast.
Turns out that player was Justin Tuck. He's one of the reasons the Giants sport the bling-bling and the Patriots went home with a bunch of records but no championship. He's stepped into the forefront now to take the place of Michael Strahan and Osi Umenyiora. He's having an excellent season and if the 'Boys want to win, we'd better find a way to block this guy.

The unfortunately named Johnette Howard brings out the heavy guns to criticize Jerry Jones and the 'Boys. What type of haterade would you prefer? Red? Or grape?

MSNBC weighs into the Cowboys-Giants game and decides in a fair and balanced manner that Dallas is going to get stomped.
Rich Cimini writes the article and goes out of his way to praise the Giants vaunted pass rush. I must admit. I'm impressed. Not by the article but by the pass rush.
I can only think of one person when I think of Brad Johnson facing that pass rush: Drew Bledsoe. Bledsoe always looked like a deer in headlights facing that much pressure. I get the feeling Brad will be the same way. I hope Flo and our O-line show up Sunday and lay some wood into those guys.
Make sure to check out Cowboy78 and his fanpost here.

Video preview of the Cowboys-Giants game. The point Tim Hasselbeck is trying to make is valid --- we need to adjust to Brad's strengths. Here's the thing though. He's not doing anything well. So what do you do then?
And, yes, that is the same dude married to the hot-yet-dense Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

D Woody makes the Hall-of-Fame candidates list. He's first ballot as far as I'm concerned.
The NBA All-Star Game in 2010 will be in Jerry World. Yup. That's right. It's going to be in the new stadium. How sweet is that?

ESPN video about us fretting over Brad. Steve Young and Mort discuss the problem. Steve makes a good point. As bad as he was, we still won the game. Kinda hard to bench the guy after he got the much-needed "W."
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Cowboys were actually very high on Tuck that draft, and were rumored to be coveting him....
I recall reading such…I am not sure how Houston got our 2005 3rd rounder…but if we had that pick, we could have gotten Tuck…………..but of course we had already drafted Ware and Burnett at LB…
A true diehard Cowboys fan since 1975.
"If you don’t take him off the field as a coach, he will just about die out there," Jerry Jones said. "That impacted my decision. It’s a Michael Irvin-type work ethic. That’s what we are talking about with Felix Jones."
- Owner/G.M of the Dallas Cowboys , Jerry Jones
Drew Henson
Oh boy …
I’ve still got faith in ya, Drew.
by no1cowboysfan on Oct 30, 2008 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
nice post
I agree with everything you said. I am like you tired of everybody getting off the Boys bandwagon, but most of all, of all the people jumping on the Giants bandwagon. To constantly listening to people saying how great they are, the best team, the best players, best coach etc.
I would love for Dallas to go all the way, but if I had to settle for only one more win this season may it be next sunday !
Thanks Tim Hassleback For This Info
He just gave out this lil factoid…
Brad Johnson is undefeated at VaGiant Stadium.
Wha???
~Texas Massacre 08~
You write like Gammons
Nice of you to interject your irrelevant political leanings into an otherwise entertaining column
dude i'm totally lost on that one...
first rule of fight club: don’t talk about fight club
second rule of fight club: DON’T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
third rule of fight club: no politics and no religion.
let’s keep it that way, fellas.
"They need security in the world, Craig!"
Probably a reference to Elisabeth Hasselbeck...
a conservative talking head on The View.
Actually, I wonder if Tuna Helper even read the Wikipedia entry on her? Her views aren’t dense, compared to the Whoopi’s and Rosie’s of the world.
Now, back to football! (something we all can agree on)
Dave Morgan
Funny
You get in your own little political dig while saying let’s not do that.
You want to talk football, talk football.
Keep doing what you been doing, keep getting what you been getting.
dude
All he said was that she’s dense. Yeah, she’s a conservative, but criticizing her doesn’t automatically put him on the other side of the aisle.
Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry - ESPN
i'm somewhat troubled...
by the fact that a lot of guys on this site obviously watch The View…. lol…..
"They need security in the world, Craig!"
by Tuna Helper on Oct 30, 2008 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions
wELL...
The first thing wrong is any reference to anything MSNBC has to say. This is the lowest rated organization for a reason. Morons run that farce of a news source.
While I would kill to see the boys pull it off Sunday it won’t happen with a Brad Johnson at QB and an O-Line playing with a Flozell adams. He is abysmal and has been for sometime. Spare me the pro bown awards as that is laughable.
I hope for the best after the bye but IMO we have a coaching change coming at years end and some hard looks at some players with little heart.
This is the game
for the Boys to just turn it loose and let it all hang out.
We will see how good our coaching staff is this week.
Keep doing what you been doing, keep getting what you been getting.
How Bias Is Gestapo Goodell?
He suspends Pac for a “repeated” offense with alcohol but yet he won’t suspend Pat Wilfork for repeatedly taking out QBs with illegal hits.
He is definitely a puppet for Bob Kraft.
~Texas Massacre 08~
Personally...
I love the fact that everyone is jumping off the bandwagon. LET THEM! I didn’t want them on it in the first place. How many times has a stable of talking heads jumped on a bandwagon at the beginning of the season and ridden it all the way to a Lombardi Trophy? That’s what the media is there for. To speculate rather than truly analyze. To quote Dave Chapelle, THEY STINK AND I HATE EM!
As for being an obnoxious fan, I’ve never considered myself one which is a bit tough because I live in Skins county, but if we do win, I’m certainly going to be one. Unlike you, Tuna Helper, there’s a very decent chance I get in a fight. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’ve been talking to people about how this is a rest week for our MASH unit and how in all likelihood, we’ll get beat down. But that doesn’t mean I’m gonna scream at the T.V. til my heart beats out of my chest. No matter who’s wearing the star, I’m a ‘Boys fan. And damn it, if nothing else, let’s go down swinging…
by AikmanNailedMySis on Oct 30, 2008 8:23 AM CDT reply actions

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