You can own a Cowboys stadium END ZONE!
by hakrjak on Oct 9, 2008 2:39 PM CDT
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Only $500k
Got a spare half million dollars? Buy the Cowboys end zone!
I'm embarrassed to tell you that I'm already excited for the Christmas season. But how can I help it? The Neiman Marcus Christmas Book is out, and I'm the kind of guy who likes to lavish friends and family with meaningful, sensible gifts that celebrate the true meaning of Christmas. Like $1,500 teddy bears that have Swarovski® crystal belt buckles.
And if I knew and liked any Cowboys fans, this is what I'd get them: the Cowboys end zone out of the old Texas Stadium. It's only $500,000 (installation not included; please contact your local end zone installer).
To honor battles won and heroes lost over 38 glorious years, you can put 530 square yards of sporting history into your own backyard: An entire Cowboys Texas Stadium end zone. Our exclusive package also includes the VIP treatment for the last regular season Cowboys game in Texas Stadium. Your crew gets pre-game photos in your zone with Jerry Jones, a luxury suite for the game, and a once-in-a-lifetime post-game tailgate party on your soon-to be new backyard (with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, no less).
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Sold!!!
Now, if one of you fine gentlemen here at BTB would just loan me the money? (and by loan I mean with the understanding that under no circumstances would I be able to pay you back in this lifetime….but hey there is always next time)
First to six!!!
by sduncan24 on Oct 9, 2008 2:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The government has been giving out loans to people with no intention of paying them back
You should ask them!
by mhuff13 on Oct 9, 2008 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would not a 10 dollar gallon of paint give you the same thing?
Ok, who wants a Knock’off endzone!
by bad knees on Oct 9, 2008 4:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Screw the endzone...
I want to party with the Cowgirls. And no that’s not me making a lame @ss Redskins fan joke. Oh lord the cheerleaders…
by AikmanNailedMySis on Oct 10, 2008 7:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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