PLAXICO BURRESS...SHOOTS HIMSELF??

by KD Drummond on Nov 29, 2008 11:50 AM CST

Being reported by BSPN that New York's Plaxico Burress accidentally shot himself inside a New York nightclub Friday night... There's a link to the 'shooting' on the espn page, but the info that he might have shot himself just scrolled across the screen.

If anyone wants to add links feel free- i'm bout to run outside and do a turkey dance.

by the way, don't forget who predicted this turnaround. 16-4.

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Wow

I was getting sick of TO and his complaining, but at least he’s not shooting himself in the leg!!

There’s a “shot himself in the foot” joke in there somewhere, but I’m not going there!

by Dub_TC on Nov 29, 2008 12:00 PM CST reply actions

Bye bye Plexiglass

Congrats Midgets, on signing this guy to a brand new contract.

T-New, shutting down WR's for Dallas since 2003

by APerfectStar on Nov 29, 2008 12:12 PM CST reply actions

Things that make you go, Hmmmm!

A gun in a nightclub!? Maybe the Giants weren’t providing THEIR problem child with enough protection and he felt he had to take it upon himself. If the Commish is really serious about this off the field behavior then this should mean a suspension. At least we’ll know if he’s REALLY serious of it just applies to certain individuals.

by John Boy on Nov 29, 2008 2:58 PM CST reply actions

exactly right

i can’t see any possible way that he doesnt get suspended over this… i mean, seriously

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by KD Drummond on Nov 29, 2008 4:12 PM CST reply actions

4 game suspension i see comming...

just hoping not seeing him in a few weeks lol

by canty99 on Nov 29, 2008 11:37 PM CST reply actions

NYG

Looking at shutting him down for the year.

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don't help me, help the mountain lion"

by Wmillion on Dec 1, 2008 12:31 PM CST reply actions

It was just a misunderstanding...

A Doctor told Plaxico that his ailing hamstring would feel fine after a few shots.

Obviously, Plax took him to mean something else entierely.

"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."

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by 5Blings on Dec 1, 2008 1:21 PM CST reply actions

Just heard

He lied to the hospital and gave them a fake name something like Harris smith, what an idiot. Of course they recognized him its new york they knew who he was, what a moron. and now the Mayor says that the city should prosecute him to the full extent of the law which would be 3 years of Jail-time. Of course ESPN is going wild bringing in every legal analyst possible and they’re saying he’’ be behind bars for at least 2 years… what BS everybody knows hell walk out with a year of probation….gotta love the media and that big brain of Plaxico

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by iCowboy on Dec 1, 2008 1:31 PM CST reply actions