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Locker Room Transcript after Eagles Game

This was at KissingSuzyKolber.com and, after deciding I'm "over it", O kinda got a good chuckle out of it ...

Star-divide

Int. Dallas Cowboys team shower

[cellphone rings]

Tony: You got Romo!

Jessica: Hi, Tony. Sorry about the game.

Tony: Oh hey, Jess. It’s cool.

Jess: So I have some good news that might cheer you up!

Tony: Oh yeah, did you book our off-season vacation to celebrity sex and drug island?

Jess: No, even better!

(towel snaps in the background)

Jess: I’m pregnant!

Tony: [collapses]

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LOL

I needed that.

Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry - ESPN

by Nelson... on Dec 29, 2008 9:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

even funnier

My wife told me 2 weeks ago that they were trying to have a baby..

"Protect the Romo, Save the Cowboys!!"

by Wmillion on Dec 29, 2008 9:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I don't know....

I found that kind of cheap, and vulgar. Let’s see, it takes a shot at his character, and makes sport of an injury….yeah, not funny one bit in my book. I hope whomever wrote that little piece o humor roasts in the hot place. I’m sick of everyone bagging on Romo.

by SmittyCityMo on Dec 30, 2008 4:36 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

+1

there are some sick people out there

In Romo we Trust

by Terry on Dec 30, 2008 9:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Lighten up

it was funny

Lifetime Cowboys Fan from the Swamps of Jersey

by Seanrude on Dec 30, 2008 8:24 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

+1

"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth." -Tyson

by cmr3 on Dec 30, 2008 5:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hilarious!

That was hilarious.

I think I’m going to write an unauthorized biography about Romo. The title is going to be:

Fools Gold: The Rise and Fall of the Cabo Cowboy

by Cowboy Louie on Dec 30, 2008 5:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Forward

Actually Terry, I was hoping you would write the Forward section to sort of set the tone….

by Cowboy Louie on Dec 30, 2008 6:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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