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Things Roy Can't Cover

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I've started a list of things Roy can't cover. Feel free to add to this list at any time.

Roy can't cover a tight-end running a seam route.

Roy can't cover a receiver in the slot.

Roy can't cover a tight-end running a fade pattern.

Roy can't cover a receiver running a go route.

Roy can't cover a fullback on an out pattern.

Roy can't cover a steak with A-1 sauce.

Roy can't cover a birdcage with a newspaper.

Roy can't cover a parade with Good Morning America.

Roy can't cover a sundae with cherries and nuts.

Roy can't cover a bowl with a lid.

Roy can't cover a camel running a comeback route with a blindfold on.

Roy can't cover Al Pacino in the flats carrying two midgets.

Roy can't cover a one-piece swimsuit with a towel.

Roy can't cover the financial market with the Wall Street Journal.

Roy can't cover "Sweet Home Alabama" with a karoake band.

Roy can't cover Michael Jackson while doing the moonwalk in the sand

 

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