Things Roy Can't Cover
by Tuna Helper on May 14, 2008 11:37 AM CDT
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I've started a list of things Roy can't cover. Feel free to add to this list at any time.
Roy can't cover a tight-end running a seam route.
Roy can't cover a receiver in the slot.
Roy can't cover a tight-end running a fade pattern.
Roy can't cover a receiver running a go route.
Roy can't cover a fullback on an out pattern.
Roy can't cover a steak with A-1 sauce.
Roy can't cover a birdcage with a newspaper.
Roy can't cover a parade with Good Morning America.
Roy can't cover a sundae with cherries and nuts.
Roy can't cover a bowl with a lid.
Roy can't cover a camel running a comeback route with a blindfold on.
Roy can't cover Al Pacino in the flats carrying two midgets.
Roy can't cover a one-piece swimsuit with a towel.
Roy can't cover the financial market with the Wall Street Journal.
Roy can't cover "Sweet Home Alabama" with a karoake band.
Roy can't cover Michael Jackson while doing the moonwalk in the sand
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Roy can’t cover “Sweet Home Alabama” with a karoake band
I’ll take Anybody over Tony Romo on the karoake please. I dont want to ever hear Tony sing take me out to the ballgame again or any other song for that matter. My ears still hurt!!!!!
Roy does have excellent coverage on that ref though in the picture
but as usual, even the ref got behind Roy too..
Roy couldn't cover an ant with his own shadow...
A true diehard Cowboys fan since 1975.
"If you don’t take him off the field as a coach, he will just about die out there," Jerry Jones said. "That impacted my decision. It’s a Michael Irvin-type work ethic. That’s what we are talking about with Felix Jones."
- Owner/G.M of the Dallas Cowboys , Jerry Jones
Roy can't cover his mistakes with excuses.
This all began before Wade got here.
That #38 sure can hit!
by Aaron Novinger on May 14, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
Wish I had 4 hands
So I could give this fanpost 4 thumbs down. What was the reason for this? You should’ve sobered up before posting this tripe.
T-New, shutting down WR's for Dallas since 2003
lol
A true diehard Cowboys fan since 1975.
"If you don’t take him off the field as a coach, he will just about die out there," Jerry Jones said. "That impacted my decision. It’s a Michael Irvin-type work ethic. That’s what we are talking about with Felix Jones."
- Owner/G.M of the Dallas Cowboys , Jerry Jones
I totally disagree, 5Blings...
Tackle-eligible is Roy’s specialty – he’s all over that.
Tar Heels football will surprise this year
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