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Short shots for a holiday weekend.

Team Pacman took care of his gambling debt. Here’s my final word on this dust-up. It should never get to the point where it’s even remotely an issue. The NFL says it's looking into it. That’s just a little more negative time Roger Goodell spends on Pacman’s reinstatement. Keep the nose clean, Team Pac, even from minor disturbances like this one. All it took was to mail a check and don’t give me any poorhouse excuses.

More on Terry Glenn who has become a hot topic over the last week. 

 MB3 cashed in on a big contract this week and earlier this offseason he joined another list of even more select Cowboys. 

It is being called the "Marion Barber Rule", but its namesake doesn’t know anything about it

 Yup, MB3 has joined the ranks of Dallas Cowboys who have had a rule or penalty named after them. MB3 has a very practical solution to the rule that disallows throwing violent stiff-arms to the face of defenders, now a 15-yard hands-to-the-face penalty.

“Then, I’m going to use the elbow,” Barber said, jokingly, before adding, “I didn’t even know. I’m going to have to read up on it. So you can’t stiff arm at all? What about the throat?”

What about the throat? Ha!

I couldn’t remember all the rules and penalties named after Cowboys, so I used Wikipedia .

Deion Sanders rule -- Player salary rule which correlates a contract's signing bonus with its yearly salary. Enacted after Deion Sanders signed with the Dallas Cowboys in 1995 for a minimum salary and a $13 million signing bonus. (There is also a college football rule with this nickname.)

Emmitt Smith rule -- A player cannot remove his helmet while on the field of play, except in the case of obvious medical difficulty. A violation is treated as unsportsmanlike conduct. Enacted in 1997.

Erik Williams rule -- no hands to the facemask by offensive linemen.

Mel Renfro rule -- allows a second player on the offense to catch a tipped ball, without a defender subsequently touching it. Enacted in 1978.

Michael Irvin rule -- no taunting. Another rule, resulting in offensive pass interference, prohibiting WRs to push off CBs, is also often called "the Michael Irvin rule."

Roy Williams rule -- no horse-collar tackles. Enacted in 2005 when Williams broke Terrell Owens's ankle and Musa Smith's leg on horse-collar tackles during the previous season.

Terrell Owens rule -- no "foreign objects" on a player's uniform (enacted in response to the 2002 "Sharpie incident"), though existing rules already forbade this.

Tony Romo rule -- teams will now be given 45 minutes - 25 extra minutes than in years past - to prepare the balls for the game; and 12 sequentially numbered "K" balls will be used in the game, monitored by an official, instead of the ball boys. Enacted in 2007.

Someone needs to add the Marion Barber rule.

BTB-regular 5Blings has a good FanPost about the upcoming season. Go check it out and drop him a comment. I only have one problem with the post and that’s The Season of Wade. It sounds too much like The Summer of George, and it never turns out well for George

Finally since it’s a holiday weekend, and because BTB-regular Impatient has noted that he’s impatient with all the negativity lately, I give you a dose of positivity!

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what about the throat?

LOL. Barbarian indeed. Sounds like he can still jab the body, though, just not the head/face.

by scottmaui on May 24, 2008 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm actually quite worried about it

I’m not sure the Barbarian works so well if he can’t club people. Maybe I’m just used to Roy’s inability to stop horsecollaring, but I’m afraid we’re gonna see some flags before the point gets across. I hope he is still effective without it.

by grapejoos on May 24, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

unfortunately…

The last time the Gmen won the Superbowl.. Dallas won three of the next 5

by eMBe3 on May 25, 2008 8:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same here

He actually intimidated defenders with that.

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.

by dunkman on May 25, 2008 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+++++++1

Hilarious video… My sister was in love with David Cassidy back in the day (hell, she probably still is!)

“What about the throat” is also absolutely hilarious.

Tar Heels football will surprise this year

by DalaiLuke on May 25, 2008 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That quote is so bad ass

It just got turned into my new signature.

"So you can’t stiff arm at all? What about the throat?"- Marion "Barbarian" Barber

by DC_fan on May 24, 2008 2:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice

Tar Heels football will surprise this year

by DalaiLuke on May 25, 2008 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Might as well call "False Start"

The “Flozewll Rule”. If he didn’t invent it, he certainly perfected it…

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.

by dunkman on May 25, 2008 11:34 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL!!!!

He also seems to have perfected shutting down the best RDE’s in the league all by himself. You pick which is more important.

by ChrisRichey on May 25, 2008 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was fgenuinely funny

but FYI the guy is deaf in one ear, I don’t think enough fans realize this, which may make it hard for him to hear the snap count.

by quincyyyyy on May 25, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I know

I was happy when the team re-signed Flo and of course his hearing is an issue. But he is still the most consistent false start penalty in football…

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.

by dunkman on May 25, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of these days

the NFL is going to become touch football.

I never liked them adding the “Horse Collar Rule” and I don’t like them taking a stiff arm out too. I just miss the good ol’ days when they didn’t have all these rules. NFL fans are watching for the contact and the physicality. This rule has way too much gray area. How are the refs going to determine whether or not it is a violent stiff arm or a regular stiff arm.

by calebsmith on May 25, 2008 4:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh and don't forget about Darren Woodsons rule

You can’t lay out a defenseless receiver. Another bullcrap rule.

by calebsmith on May 25, 2008 4:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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