Adam Jones' new name - Reverend Jones

by jointman13 on Jun 22, 2008 6:58 PM CDT Comment 4 comments

How hillarious would that be? Just imagine the announcers saying "Reverend Jones back deep to return the punt", followed by them looking at each in total shock as they cant believe what was just said. I know the name probably wont stick but I cant think of a funnier name for him. It sure would draw a lot of discussion to say the least. So what do you guys think? Or do you have a funnier name out there?

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I prefer "Mr. Jones."

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/counting-crows/mr-jones.html

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
“She’s looking at you. Ah, no, no, she’s looking at me.”
Smiling in the bright lights
Coming through in stereo
When everybody loves you, you can never be lonely

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by barrypopik on Jun 22, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

co-sign

"Jerry Jones offers more second chances than a tent revival." -- Kevin Sherrington, The Dallas Morning News

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by silverblue5 on Jun 23, 2008 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mister Jones

http://www.bobdylan.com/songs/thinman.html

Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word “NOW”
And you say, “For what reason?”
And he says, “How?”
And you say, “What does this mean?”
And he screams back, “You’re a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home”

Because something is happening here
But you don’t know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

by scottmaui on Jun 22, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs