Heads Up Grizz!

by dunkman on Aug 12, 2008 6:15 AM CDT Comment 18 comments

I know this isn't strictly speaking a football post, but it deals with our Czar of Cowboys, our Diva of Dallas.

I really don't mean to alarm you this early in the morning, but... reports from around Atlanta indicate that bubbas from all over the state are converging on your home city. Apparently they are alarmed by reports that Russia has invaded Georgia. I heard they were thinking about cancelling the Falcon's preseason games just to be safe.

Keep your head down. Or, ummm... up. You know. Be safe.

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LOL...good one dunkman

The greatest two yard run ever!

by WB3forMB3 on Aug 12, 2008 7:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I heard the russian quarterback has a cannon of an arm

and throws nothing but bombs!!!

by Deke on Aug 12, 2008 8:23 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, he's a real field general. . .

but you know that all battles are won in the trenches, and Georgia’s line is not about the surrender ground without a fight. Their offense isn’t too shabby either with all their trick plays. They’ll hide behind the Bushes and jump out and strike at the right moment to go for the win.

by Valainferno on Aug 12, 2008 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey, I saw Red Dawn...

My money’s on the Fulton County HS kids to kick some rooskie ass!!! WOLVERINES!!!!!!

by JimmyJohnson on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL! Wolverines!!!

That #38 sure can hit!

by Aaron Novinger on Aug 12, 2008 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Look dunk, I can't talk to you right now

Me and some of the boys are pinned down in a drainage ditch along I-285 (I can’t say exactly where, you know, specific locations and all) but we are taking fire. A bunch of pinko-commie-bastards dressed like Atlanta City cops and Fulton County sheriffs keep trying to talk us out of our guns and our strategic location. They say things like “there’s no invasion” and “assembling with all these guns in a public place is unlawful.” Typical tactics from Ivan. But me, Billy Bob, Jimmy Joe, Earnest T. Bass, Ricky Bobby and some guy with a tattoo across his belly that says “The South Will Rize Again” and an arrow pointing at his crotch are still keeping up the fight. I see the regular populace has already surrendered as they drive mindlessly to their jobs under their foreign masters. But not me! Viva La Resistance!

by Dave Halprin on Aug 12, 2008 10:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL

and some guy with a tattoo across his belly that says "The South Will Rize Again" and an arrow pointing at his crotch are still keeping up the fight.

I love it when you drop the comedy hammer. I miss Atlanta.

by grapejoos on Aug 12, 2008 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't surrender Grizz,

by Valainferno on Aug 12, 2008 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't surrender Grizz

We’ll try and put together a supply drop for you guys with vienna sausages, Beer Nuts and Pabst Blue Ribbon.

by Valainferno on Aug 12, 2008 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

by scottmaui on Aug 12, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL!!!

"So you can’t stiff arm at all? What about the throat?"- Marion "Barbarian" Barber

by DC_fan on Aug 12, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hang on Grizz

I’ve got some cousins on my mother’s brother’s side of the family (twice removed) that are well heeled, fun loving, commie hating sons of the South. I have written to them and they are firin’ up the RV and are heading your way. You’ll recognize their vehicle… it’s all black with twin 50 caliber machine guns strapped to the roof with bailing wire and mural of Charlie Daniels painted on the side. The radio will be blasting Charlie singing… “In America”. You guys can sing along here’s a link to the lyrics…

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/charlie-daniels-band-in-america-lyrics.html

The Red Ball Express will be rolling this year!

by BulletBob on Aug 12, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is hilarious

and I swear I know these guys… only I knew them in Texas.

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.

by dunkman on Aug 12, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can someone please inform me of a way to watch this weekends game against Denver ???....Is it being televised anywhere ?...by any network ??

A true diehard Cowboys fan since 1975.

"If you don’t take him off the field as a coach, he will just about die out there," Jerry Jones said. "That impacted my decision. It’s a Michael Irvin-type work ethic. That’s what we are talking about with Felix Jones."
- Owner/G.M of the Dallas Cowboys , Jerry Jones

by BoyzRback on Aug 12, 2008 4:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs