QB: Romosexual, Jeff Garcia (just for fun)
LT: Flozell "the Hotel", Doug "the freak" Free
LG: Berger, Kosier
C: Gurode, Procter
RG: Bigg, Marten
RT Colombo, McQ
WR: Owens, Crayton/Austin, Stanback/Hurd
TE: Witten, Bennett, Curtis
RB: The Barberian, Bubble Butt, Tashard Choice
NT/DE: Ratliff, Spears
DE: Canty, Hatcher, Bowen
WOLB: D-Ware, Rogers
WILB: Thomas, Burnett
OLB/pass rush specialist: Walden
SS: Roy "the Biscuit" Williams, Dowayne Davis
SS/FS: Ken "the Hammer" Hamlin,
FS: Brown, Watkins
CB: Newman, Henry, Pac Man, Jenkins, Scandrick, Oglesby
LS: L.P. Frenchy
Punter: "the Terror from Down Under" McBriar
Kicker: The Folk Hero
RB Alonzo Coleman
QB Richard Bartel
Garcia and T.O. together again. Maybe they'll kiss and makeup (I'm sure Garcia will enjoy that). ;)
I haven't been so impressed with Hurd's play of late in TC based on the Practice reports I have read. I think Austin will win the 3rd WR spot and maybe force his way to the 2nd spot by the end of the season. And to make it even worse for Hurd Stanback should get better as the season goes on, which will make it even harder for him to get a lot of playing time.
We don't really have a true SS besides Roy on this squad, add that to Davis's good play in TC and special teams potential, I should think with a good pre-season he will make the squad. If not Jefferson or Amendola will make it.
Kosier has always been just good enough in my book. We have always like Berger even though another team drafted him, and his strong play in TC will push him ahead of Kosier if he has a strong pre-season.
I honestly don't know what we are going to do with Carp. I'll be rooting for him though.