Pre-Pre-season 53 man roster

by quincyyyyy on Aug 6, 2008 6:48 PM CDT

Offense:

QB: Romosexual, Jeff Garcia (just for fun)

LT: Flozell "the Hotel", Doug "the freak" Free

LG: Berger, Kosier

C: Gurode, Procter

RG: Bigg, Marten

RT Colombo, McQ

WR: Owens, Crayton/Austin, Stanback/Hurd

TE: Witten, Bennett, Curtis

RB: The Barberian, Bubble Butt, Tashard Choice

FB: Anderson

Defense:

NT: Tank,

NT/DE: Ratliff, Spears

DE: Canty, Hatcher, Bowen

WOLB: D-Ware, Rogers

WILB: Thomas, Burnett

SILB: James

SILB/WILB: Carp

SOLB: Ellis/Spencer

OLB/pass rush specialist: Walden

SS: Roy "the Biscuit" Williams, Dowayne Davis

SS/FS: Ken "the Hammer" Hamlin,

FS: Brown, Watkins

CB: Newman, Henry, Pac Man, Jenkins, Scandrick, Oglesby

Special Teams:

LS: L.P. Frenchy

Punter: "the Terror from Down Under" McBriar

Kicker: The Folk Hero

PS:
WR Amendola
TE Hannah
FB Crosslin
WR Jefferson
DE Dixon
RB Alonzo Coleman
QB Richard Bartel

Notes:

QB :

Garcia and T.O. together again. Maybe they'll kiss and makeup (I'm sure Garcia will enjoy that). ;)

WR:

I haven't been so impressed with Hurd's play of late in TC based on the Practice reports I have read. I think Austin will win the 3rd WR spot and maybe force his way to the 2nd spot by the end of the season. And to make it even worse for Hurd Stanback should get better as the season goes on, which will make it even harder for him to get a lot of playing time.

We don't really have a true SS besides Roy on this squad, add that to Davis's good play in TC and special teams potential, I should think with a good pre-season he will make the squad. If not Jefferson or Amendola will make it.

LG:

Kosier has always been just good enough in my book. We have always like Berger even though another team drafted him, and his strong play in TC will push him ahead of Kosier if he has a strong pre-season.

LB:

I honestly don't know what we are going to do with Carp. I'll be rooting for him though.

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Wow

I only count 52 there. Looks like you counted Marten/Martin as 2 players? who is Martin?

Based on what I’ve read and the limited amount I’ve see, I DO NOT let Amendola go. No way in hell does he sit on our practice squad without getting claimed by another team. This is all premature but unless he absolutely blows it in the preseason games I highly doubt they will let him go. Him and D.Davis are two guys I’m really pulling for to make the team.

I almost ditch Walden for D.Davis and with the spot you missed, keep Amendola. If they do keep Walden then I try and sneak D.Davis on the PS and keep Amendola.

by sublimezg on Aug 6, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions