Andy Reid Keeps Asking Me To Watch His Kids For Him?!?!?!

Coach Reid keeps asking me to watch his kids for him. 

Huh?!?!?!

I know, I know, but I'm kind of a softie for the "Coachster" [That's what I call him, "Coachster!"  Come here "Coachster," or "How's it hanging Coachster!"].  LOL!!!

Anyhoo, I had to say no on that one.  He asked and I winked and gave him a finger gun and said "No Way Jose!" [I did, I swear, I actually said "No Way Jose" just like that.]  LOL!!!

BTW - I don't do the Cheezy "Finger Gun" with the blow on it and then "Holster" the "Finger Gun", I just give a quick Wink and "BANG" with my "Finger Gun".  LOL!!!  I've been told that's the best way to do it!

Anyhoo, I'm scared man.  Me and those kids alone?  I enjoy my life and want to live to see my 58th if you get my drift.  My wife always throws a great surprise party with a candle for each year standing proudly on the Chocolate cake - my favorite Yum Yum.  In fact, I feel I have a pretty darn good life and want to continue enjoying it and watching my football team play.

Anyhoo, I'm not gonna do it.  It's simple and he should understand.  Wouldn't you?  I'm his boss, not the other way around.  I mean, I think the world of Andy and his family (well, most of his family), and think of him as my Big, "Really" Big Brother, but I'm going to have to put my size 4 Bruno Maglie down on this one this time.  I mean, I'd rather have my couzin Sal put a claw hammer in the back of my head OVER having to spend time alone with those kids of his.  Right?!?!?  I'm right, Right???

Hope you understand, I think you do!

p.s. Palin's a Babe - Hubba Hubba!!!!!