Everybody, we've been hearing from all of the Romo haters on ESPN and radio shows all over the country, but nothing can prepare you from what I am about to report.

It seems that Troy Aikman, yes ,Mr. Cowboy himself, has been added to the list of Romo-haters...Aikman sat down with former great Dallas journalist, Skip, to discuss why he has a bone to pick with # 9.  It seems that Aikman has forgiven Bayless for starting the rumor that Troy was gay and now they both are joining forces to bring down Lil Romeo!!

Here is an excerpt from today's interview. I warn you, it wasn't pretty. Proceed at your own risk.

Skip: "Troy, why does Tony "Romeo" get on your nerves like he does mine?"

TA: "Well, Skip, Let me first begin by saying that I don't think Romo has ever won anything in his life, not even a championship in pee wee football. He's 0-2 in the playoffs and he just can't get it done. As soon as I put the Cowboys on my back and took them to the playoffs, the next thing you know Jimmy's yelling, "How bout them Cowboys!" and we're Superbowl champs.  I won three superbowls in 4 seasons and all anyone can talk about is Tony <expletive> Romo.  It's unbelievable.  He shouldn't have idolized Brett Favre growing up. He should have idolized 8.  Cowboys kicked the Pack's ass every time they played them.  Everyone knows I was better than Faver, but that's a topic for another day. Anyways, I'm rambling."

SB: "I couldn't agree more, Troy.  Every great quarterback should win every playoff game they ever play in. No excuses.  But what about the whole Jessica saga?"

TA: "All I can say about that is Romo doesn't deserve a beautiful hottie like Ms. Simpson..Back after we'd won a couple championships, I started singing country songs and dating Lorrie Morgan.  Morgan was pretty, but she wasn't up to par for a 2X champion.  And I wasn't just a champion, I was a damn good country singer. It's too bad Jessica was born about a decade too late because she would have been Troy's. Once again, Romo doesn't deserve a hottie like that.."

SB: "And what about that awful, ear-splitting voice of Tony's?"

TA: "Man, that sounds like a cat caugt in a wood chipper!!! I can't believe they let him sing "Take me out to the Ballgame" at Wrigley field. If I was at Wrigley that day, I would have thrown the pig-skin a quarter mile on a rope as I did in the '92 NFC Championship Game against the Niners, hitting Freaky Harp for 50 yards..Notice I said NFC Championship Game, Tony!!! Loser...Oh and what is this Journey "Don't Stop Believing" CRAP??!! Are you Serious??? Tony doesn't know anything about football or music. No self-respecting man listens to Journey. Give me Shenandoah any day."

SB: "I hear you have a voodoo football doll in the likeness of Romo?"

TA: "Ya got me, Skip. As long as I have the doll, there is no way Romo will ever pass my greatness. I'm thinking about selling 'em on Ebay. And with that, I've gotta go and dominate Joe Buck in broadcasting. (Rising from his seat, Troy walks away from interview, screaming "Joe Buck aint got shit on Troy!""'

Anyways, I thought this was a fitting tribute to all of the idiocy surrounding Rick Romo aka Tony Homo aka Romeo..But with that said, everybody is just jealous of a good ole American, living his dream and leading the Cowboys to present and future greatness.