My Birthday List for tommorow

by DorneyDave on Sep 6, 2008 6:30 PM CDT

So tommorow is my birthday, 22, (boring age) but I could care less...IT'S FOOTBALL SEASON!

Anyways, here is my birthday list for tommorow...

1. Cowboys victory, no injuries

2. My fantasy teams do well enough to get me some wins (Although Chris Cooley is my TE in both leagues and he contributed a massive .60 points total in both leagues on Thursday, thanks dude!)

3. Adam Jones does well...I always admire someone who can turn themselves around when they are on the wrong path. He has done that so far and I really am hoping for him to do well. I admire someone who acknowledges their mistakes and acts on them.

4. T.O. does something funny in the endzone, and Brown's fan are enraged.

5. Eagles lose.

6. Roy Williams doesn't come flying into the picture 4 seconds in after a touchdown catch...hope he has a good day.

7. Jessica Alba is naked in my bed after the game...

8. I watch the WWE pay-per-view with a naked Jessica Alba

9. Followed by passionate love making with said Alba.

10. Good night's sleep.

That will be a good day.

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Funny. Its my birthday tommorow as well.

Although my list is a little different.

by coolaid on Sep 6, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions

On my birthday last year, we played the Giants in the playoffs

I hope your birthday wishes come more true than mine did.

How Bout Them Cowboys!

by sprprsnmn on Sep 6, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions

My list is very similar

But substitute the involved party in items 7 and 9 with Bar Rafaeli.
Also, I expect something out of Martellus. In my humble estimation, people are overreacting to the Hard Knocks footage and he can be the solid contributor we need with WR depth lacking.

Pretty clearly the first time he has ever looked at a web site. "And there are readers' comments at the bottom! And advertisements for products! And best of all, I won a free iPod!"
-Ken Tremendous on Mike Downey.

by BudLight on Sep 6, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions