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It's the offseason after all, lets get away from the same old banter about Phoney Romo and Terrible Owens and kill some time before the draft rolls along. Any screen name including the letter D. and Ware should automatically win, but there are some pretty hilarious names out there.

 

 

I'm gonna have to go with aikmannailedmysis,  his posts often times sound like a teenage girl... but gotta give him credit on the sweet name.

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I liked DieSlowKeyshawn.

I haven’t seen him in a while though.

by houseofprime on Jan 26, 2009 8:02 PM CST reply actions  

Haha

I personally think “Brandon Worley” is brilliant.

Pimpin' ain't easy and neither is being a Sixers fan. I manage to do both. Join me at Liberty Ballers, the SBNation 76ers blog. Don't make fun of the name either. It has nothing to do with the New York Liberty of the WNBA.

by Jordan Sams on Jan 26, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

DieSlowKeyshawn is my fave, too. "He speaks for all of us!"

Celebrity or Imposter?
YOU Decide...
http://www.xanga.com/metaltometal/689036052/celebrity-or-imposter/

by silverblue5 on Jan 26, 2009 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

jsams

Average name, but GREAT icon!

by Realist Larry on Jan 27, 2009 12:40 AM CST reply actions  

+1

"Ask Philly was it hard tryin' a stop TO, he da main reason that the fans would come fo'."

by aussie_cowboy on Jan 27, 2009 1:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Well since you brought up icon's I think Jim Vance's is the best by far

gee-roj and what looks to me like a jimmy johnson jack o lantern is pretty good too.

Game Recognize Game

by pretty ricky on Jan 28, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Alright...let's set the record straight...

Probably to some people’s dismay, I don’t have a sister. I came up with the name (big shocker) when I was hammered drunk making fun of a Redskins fan/roommate in college. I had an Aikman jersey on my wall, he was talking crap, and I told him he’d be lucky to have Aikman nail his sister, let alone play QB for his team…thus, AIKMANNAILEDMYSIS!!! Glad to see you all like it, though. I aim to please.

by AikmanNailedMySis on Jan 27, 2009 9:37 AM CST reply actions  

Nice story.

Finally, we get the origin of the name. I am kinda glad Aikman didn’t really nail your sister. That would cross some sort of fandom line.

ROMOCOP!

by Aaron Novinger on Jan 27, 2009 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I like

spongebobstarpants

I think that’s what it is. Someone correct me if I’m wrong. And I think he had a great avatar.

In-YOUR-endo

by accidental innuendo on Jan 28, 2009 12:12 PM CST reply actions  

I have often thought that Terry should change his to Romos Mom.

I think Romo is the man and Im glad he is ours. I also enjoy Terrys post but nobody but his Mom could like him that much. Terry im not meaning to take a shot at you but man you walk though life with homer goggles on full blast.

by squidlo97 on Jan 29, 2009 7:03 PM CST reply actions  

AikmanNailedMySis

would have to be my favorite as well…hilarious

by Starred4Life on Jan 30, 2009 8:17 AM CST reply actions  

He (Romo) still gets excited about buying a t-shirt at target

would be my favourite. Can remember what the username is though

"Ask Philly was it hard tryin' a stop TO, he da main reason that the fans would come fo'."

by aussie_cowboy on Jan 30, 2009 6:01 PM CST up reply actions  

DieSlowKeyshawn has to win it.

"I feel like a million bucks...a million and 81 bucks." T.O.

by D.WareDaWhiteWomenAt? on Feb 4, 2009 9:23 PM CST reply actions  

So I take it youre not a real fan of making sense

Am I right Lemmuce

"Ask Philly was it hard tryin' a stop TO, he da main reason that the fans would come fo'."

by aussie_cowboy on Feb 8, 2009 3:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Babel

When your mind conjures a thought, I imagine you use language to conjure these thoughts. A being who thinks in images (a Golden Retriever) will never be able to understand one that thinks with language (An Australian Cowboy).

I think with beef stew.

Squish.

by Squishmytomato on Feb 8, 2009 4:39 AM CST up reply actions  

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