Found in Email - DC jokes
by wasmarcus
on Jan 6, 2009 4:44 PM CST
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Thought I'd share. Some are pretty good, some are rather lame; kinda like the 'Boys I guess.
The Texas State Troopers are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas . For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the playoffs?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Mark it as an end zone.
Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill!
Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows.
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Ahhh, old recycled jokes
but what the heck, I’m bored so I’ll add a few.
Q. How does the team spend the first week of training camp?
A. Studying the Miranda Rights
Q. Where do DFW residents go when there’s a tornado warning?
A. Texas stadium, there’s never a touchdown there
Q. What do they call a drug ring in Dallas?
A. Huddle.
Q. There are 4 Dallas Cowboys in a car, who’s driving?
A. The police.
Q. Why can’t Michael Irvin be in the Cowboy huddle anymore?
A. It’s a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
And these I remember from the wonderful days of 9 win Mavericks seasons
Q. What’s do four twenty dollar bills and the Mavericks have in common?
A. Neither can break 100
Did you hear about the remake of an old classic starring the Mavericks, it’s called “Twelve Angry Men”
And from the Ranger days
Q. What do a cross-eyed frog and the Rangers have in common?
A. Neither can catch flies.
"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells
by Taylor on
Jan 6, 2009 5:24 PM CST
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haha funny
most of these are interchangeable between teams
depends on who u hate/like
Superbowl or Bust?
by MrMinority on
Jan 6, 2009 5:35 PM CST
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Yeh, I found itmuch funnier when I swapped out all the "Dallas Cowboys" for "Philidelphia Eagles"
"Ask Philly was it hard tryin' a stop TO, he da main reason that the fans would come fo'."
by aussie_cowboy on
Jan 6, 2009 6:08 PM CST
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weak
Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012
by Longhorn on
Jan 6, 2009 6:19 PM CST
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Notice
whoever wrote these had to say “new” Super Bowl ring? Guess the 5 Lombardi Trophies are too “old”.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by what_the_crap on
Jan 6, 2009 10:49 PM CST
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I think they're pretty funny
If you can’t laugh at your team, you should not be a fan
In-YOUR-endo
by accidental innuendo on
Jan 7, 2009 7:08 AM CST
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I can if the jokes are actually funny
In Romo we Trust
by Terry on
Jan 7, 2009 7:35 AM CST
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Very true
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by what_the_crap on
Jan 7, 2009 10:07 AM CST
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this is funny as hell
In reference to how good the Steelers have been in their history: "No one is even close to them."- Steal Home
by hinduplaya on
Jan 15, 2009 10:16 PM CST
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