New names
by HutHut on Oct 1, 2009 10:52 AM CDT
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There are a lot of nicknames on this team. Some of them need to change.
Tash, Dash, and Smash - Tashard Choice and the Glass Menagerie
Aquaman - The Invisible Man
Here are some literary titles for other Cowboys:
Tony Romo - Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
The O-Line - Genesis (Cause it all starts there and they're so frickin' old!)
Jerry Jones - The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
Feel free to come up with your own. Or, if movies are more your thing, try these:
Deion Anderson - Rudy
Marc Colombo, Leonard Davis, & Corey Procter - This is Spinal Tap
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Jason "Wile E Coyote" Garrett
…because no matter how many times he tries some hair-brained scheme, it always winds up backfiring.
Bye, Big Stew and JJ :(
Marion "Cosmo Kramer" Barber...
…great as the complimentary guy, no so much as the lead.
Bye, Big Stew and JJ :(
Roy "the Jewish kid that didn't become a doctor or a lawyer" Williams...
…because he’s a huge disappointment.
OK, that one’s a little wordy.
Bye, Big Stew and JJ :(
Bobby "I wish he was a punt hitting the giant video screen" Carpenter
…except sadly, there’s no do-over here.
Bye, Big Stew and JJ :(
The Philadelphia "ugly girl in prom" Eagles...
They may be invited, but they won’t dance. They last danced in the 50s… Right now she’s old and ugly.
Viva México! Go Cowboys!
To be fair
The Eagles last danced in 1960, so…
The Natalee Holloway boys... Anthony Spencer and Marcus Spears...
Nobody has heard from them since they were in college.
Bye, Big Stew and JJ :(
Donovan "Susan Lucci" McNabb
oh wait, she did eventually win it…how about Donovan “Bridesmaid” McNabb
Brian “The Original Felix Jones” Westbrook…because he can’t stay healthy
"Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" for Jerry?
that’s kind of harsh…is Wade Hermann Goering?
Jason "We Don't Need No Stinkin Helmets" Witten
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake. - Napoleon
Dumb and Dumber
for McNabb (who didn’t know games ended in ties) and DeSean Jackson (who dropped the ball on the two-yard line on his way to a TD)
I loved that story...
If I had a nickel for every Super Bowl the Eagles have won, I would have zero nickels.
Jai guru deva, ommm
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by Aaron Novinger on Oct 4, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
or IGOR (the jewish jackalope) OLSHANSKEEEEEEEY...
Ha sounds like a bad wrestling name…
I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines....
by hashishkabob on Oct 2, 2009 12:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'll never forgive him for killing Carl Weathers
Damn you, Ivan Drago(Draago? eh?)
Epic Fail since 1985
And that was posted in the wrong place...damn it.
Epic Fail since 1985
by the red scare on Oct 2, 2009 4:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Brian "my ankle's always almost broke" Westbrook
Jai guru deva, ommm
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