I figured out the reason why Miles Austin is so hard to tackle!
by quincyyyyy on Oct 31, 2009 3:49 PM CDT
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He sweats like a pig! If you look at his head shots during the game the guy is sweating bullets.
However, the DMN blog disagrees:
In two explosive starts, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin has shown one weakness. He sweats profusely.
Wrong. It is a strength. He is able to slip and slide through tackles. Being slicked up the way Austin is is the same reason why it is so hard to tackle a greased up deaf guy.
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Haha
shh we cant let other teams find out
"Aw Shucks" - Wade Phillips
by MrMinority on Oct 31, 2009 5:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You can hear the DBs now.
OOOh, he’s ucky.
by oldboysfan on Oct 31, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
It’s like pitchers throwing spitballs!
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by Aaron Novinger on Oct 31, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aww!! I missed my calling.
Back in the day I was 6’2" 210lbs, very fast and very sweaty. If I’d only known. Oh wait, in football, I can’t catch a cold.
by illcowboy on Oct 31, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice use of a FG reference
Are you ready for some football???
by APerfectStar on Oct 31, 2009 11:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it’s also why he randomly fumbled a ball out of bounds while streaking down the sidelines lol
check out this photo, you can see the sweat flying off of him as he changes direction…
http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/photos/cowboys-37-falcons-21-dallas/352965
by scottmaui on Nov 1, 2009 1:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa.
He needs to wear sleeves.
by Baked Potato Soup on Nov 1, 2009 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That explains the Mickey Mouse gloves!
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by Aaron Novinger on Nov 1, 2009 8:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jersey Pride
Bruce Springsteen
Bon Jovi
“Slick” Miles Austin
by fretman on Nov 1, 2009 9:11 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
he's got mad ups too
"I’m ready to go here, all right? It’s like R. Kelly at recess."
"You will come back stronger then ever. Like Lance Armstrong. But with two balls."
-Ari Gold
by Young Wiz on Nov 1, 2009 4:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If Austin went to a division 1-A college
he would have been a high 1st rd draft pick, he has that kind of talent and ability.
Scouts are always doubtful of small school players
In Romo we Trust
by Terry on Nov 1, 2009 4:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Larry Allen = Sonoma State
Maybe Jason Williams will be our next diamond in the rough?
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by Aaron Novinger on Nov 1, 2009 8:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he certainly put up amazing stats in the underwear Olympics
we shall see
by quincyyyyy on Nov 1, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Felix may have the same "asset" as Miles.
He looked pretty drenched on that catch-and-run when he forearm smashed Lucas.
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by Aaron Novinger on Nov 1, 2009 9:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
must be hot down there in Texas
In Romo we Trust
by Terry on Nov 1, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
game was only in the 70's..........
they did say that was the reason they closed the stadium, more for the fans comfort. I wouldn’t call the 70’s hot though.
by texstar on Nov 2, 2009 10:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
but was it humid?? thats really what makes you sweat
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by Terry on Nov 2, 2009 10:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And playing lights out.
We have hard workers on our team. But seriously, it wasn’t very humid yesterday. Kind of crisp, but N.Texas may be different.
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by Aaron Novinger on Nov 2, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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