We need our own Safe Place!

by HutHut on Oct 5, 2009 1:02 PM CDT

Cowboys fans have been abused by Jerry Jones since 1994.

We need a "Battered Fan Shelter". We need counselling. We are in a horrible relationship with Jerry Jones. Every time he coos at us with his talk of Super Bowl talent he follows it up with a bitch-slap like yesterday's loss to the Broncos. Then he tells us he's always loved us and it's all about winning championships. We take him back and we beat a couple of crummy teams and he sings the song of how great it will be with our next trophy. Then he laughs and kicks us in the grapes with another 44-3 loss to the GD Eagles.

Will we never be rid of this monster? No. This monster will only get worse. If you want to see our future, look at the Oakland Raiders. Imagine Jerry with full on senility, drafting special teams players and trying to find the diamond in the rough. The search is on for the next Quincy Carter.

Remember this week when next May rolls around and I predict an 8-8 season, only to get ridiculed like I'm some kind of retard or traitor or retarded traitor. That's what happened last May (8 is not Enough). When Jerry trades two first rounders for Santana Moss next year, don't let yourself fall into the trap of thinking we've turned the corner. We haven't.

I am still a Cowboys fan. I still want us to win the Super Bowl. But Jerry's constant beatings is taking its toll on my psyche. I'm looking for a support group. Let me show you on the football doll where the bad man has hurt me. Oh well, at least I have my beloved Aggies... CRAP!

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Great stuff. We have the tell tale symptom – WE KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE ABUSE!

by King Man on Oct 5, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions

That was great

You should be a t.v. writer, seriously.

I wonder if we could bring him up on charges, even if it’s just mental abuse. Sue him in civil court, something, sheesh

Just becuz you put yer boots in the oven don't make it bread

by dcfansinceiwasababy on Oct 5, 2009 4:33 PM CDT reply actions

When JJ goes to the Al zone, Stephen and the rest of JJ kids will come in to take power of attorney and take over.

Remember that one of his daughters had a big stake in the stadium it is not just Stephen who is waiting in the wings.

Ignore the Mainstream Media, EMBRACE THE HATE!!!!

by cowboy78 on Oct 6, 2009 7:25 AM CDT reply actions

Do not pat yourself too hard on the back about the 8-8 prediction, you were not alone nostradamus

but remember as fans we do not want to hear that it is another trip to mediocrityville before one game has been played. Besides you upset over a minority view from this site; every sbnation site has its rabid fans, whatelse could you have expected?

Ignore the Mainstream Media, EMBRACE THE HATE!!!!

by cowboy78 on Oct 6, 2009 8:11 AM CDT reply actions