Washington Redskins Jokes

by TARHEEL PAUL on Nov 3, 2009 11:44 AM CST

I think we can all agree that we take pleasure in what is going on int Deadskin nation at this time. So a buddy of mine who happens to be a redskin fan sent me these jokes. Thought some of you might enjoy them. My favorites are the Billy Graham and the Goal Post in the yard. Enjoy.

HEADLINE: "D.C. Police are "cracking" down on speeders. For the first
offense, they give you two Redskins tickets. (If you get stopped a second
time, they give you two Nationals tickets.)"

Q. What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Washington Redskins.

Q. What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 90,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado?
A. To FedEx Field - they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Senior Citizen

Q. What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. We may never find out in the 21st century.

Q. What do the Redskins and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Nice...

:-)

The 2009 Dallas Cowboys: Talk to me in December.
The NFC East has won 11 Super Bowls; oddly none of those have come courtesy of the Eagles.

by gee-roj on Nov 3, 2009 11:46 AM CST reply actions

Thanks! for the much needed laughs ...

I just lost 2TB of data on 2 HDs so my day’s not been the best.

by GalTex on Nov 3, 2009 3:29 PM CST reply actions

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reportedly found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jim Zorn suspended practice and called federal investigators. After analysis, forensics determined the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

My favorite, 4 years running.

Coach Winters: Mississippi State's offensive set. 2nd & 2 on our own 24, what defensive set might we call?
Alvin Mack: Eagle Zipper Hero, unless the setback shifts into the I.
Coach Winters: Good..[clicks to next slide], third and seven?
Alvin Mack: Oakie Thunder Lion. {What's your assignment?}
Alvin Mack: Kill the quarterback. {{Coach Winters clicks to next slide}}
Alvin Mack: Hit the tight end so hard his girlfriend dies. {{Coach Winters clicks to next slide}}
Alvin Mack: Kill everybody.

by KD Drummond on Nov 3, 2009 3:50 PM CST reply actions

how bout this one

A judge in custody court had to decide which parent a child would reside with. He asked the child which parent he wanted to live with and the child told him neither one because “my parents beat me.”

The Judge paused, thought about his decision and said, “Okay, here’s what I’m going to do. I’m awarding custody to the Washington Redskins because they don’t beat anyone.”

In Romo we Trust

by Terry on Nov 3, 2009 4:13 PM CST reply actions