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Washington Redskins Jokes

I think we can all agree that we take pleasure in what is going on int Deadskin nation at this time. So a buddy of mine who happens to be a redskin fan sent me these jokes. Thought some of you might enjoy them. My favorites are the Billy Graham and the Goal Post in the yard. Enjoy.



HEADLINE: "D.C. Police are "cracking" down on speeders. For the first
      offense, they give you two Redskins tickets. (If you get stopped a second
      time, they give you two Nationals tickets.)"

      Q. What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
      A. The Washington Redskins.

      Q. What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
      A. They both can make 90,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

      Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
      A. Put up a goal post.

      Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado?
      A. To FedEx Field - they never have a touchdown there!

      Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?
      A. Senior Citizen

      Q. What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
      A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

      Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl?
      A. We may never find out in the 21st century.

      Q. What do the Redskins and possums have in common?
      A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Another user-created commentary provided by a BTB reader.

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