CUT FOLK NOW!!!
I mean... don't even give him a ride back on the plane. Seriously.
This is ridiculous, while the last drive might have been great drama for tee-vee ratings it never should have had any importance whatsoever in the first place!!
Folk is done... ask Richie Cunningham, some guy named Suisham (or w/e), and all the other kickers who one day lose it and NEVER get it back. Like didn't we hire some guy like that a while back... Vanderjagter something?
Folk needs to go the Island of Kickers Who Are No Longer Employed By The Cowboys.
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Ochocinco anybody?
Appearantly he can kick…
by Alexcomestokill on Dec 19, 2009 11:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Little more faith
I’m not ready to make changes yet, but he does need to pull his head out real quick.
10 missed field goals
He has ONE job on your team because he doesn’t do kickoffs (and he lost that job because he never got touchbacks) and he can’t do it competently.
ME! BANE!
by SSreporters on Dec 19, 2009 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
You're not ready to make changes?
Shall we continue to close our eyes and pray for a 24-yarder? Be real man.
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by accidental innuendo on Dec 19, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed...
I thought he should have been gone after last week. There is no way in hell he should be suiting up at kicker next week.
If I had a nickel for every Super Bowl the Eagles have won, I would have zero nickels.
by Cowboyfan729 on Dec 20, 2009 12:49 AM CST up reply actions
Don't let him on the plane
I may be thinking more clearly tomorrow when I see what options are out there, but having to bury your head in your hands and not watch every time he attempts a field goal is bad…real bad.
Mental issue
He’s got the y-i-p-s.
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by accidental innuendo on Dec 19, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
He should be cut...
Not even a question. The only exception would be to deactivate him and have Buehler kick. Otherwise, Folk has to go.
If I had a nickel for every Super Bowl the Eagles have won, I would have zero nickels.
Seriously… what is there to talk about? He seems to have been about 50% or less on conversions in the last month. We have a QB playing his best football ever with a balance offense behind him and we have an emerging monster defense. We can’t put our trust in Folk when we actually have a chance this year to do something.
I say let Folk kick between the 32 and 35 and let Buehler kick the rest.
I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?
by Aaron Novinger on Dec 19, 2009 11:23 PM CST reply actions
Yup. I wonder if that hip surgery is drowning his conscious subconsciously.
Confidence is bliss, anymore. Tough to go into the postseason with a kicker with his head down.
I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?
by Aaron Novinger on Dec 19, 2009 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
I heard Folk was playing against himself in fantasy playoffs; and he has the Saints' D/ST.
I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?
by Aaron Novinger on Dec 19, 2009 11:34 PM CST up reply actions
I said a similar thing right after he missed...
Of course, I said a lot of nasty things as well.
If I had a nickel for every Super Bowl the Eagles have won, I would have zero nickels.
by Cowboyfan729 on Dec 20, 2009 12:51 AM CST up reply actions
same here
The Knights season may have just ended, but the Cowboys year is just begining!
by aussie_cowboy on Dec 20, 2009 1:21 AM CST up reply actions
Mine involved something about a plane ticket and a kidnapping
If I had a nickel for every Super Bowl the Eagles have won, I would have zero nickels.
by Cowboyfan729 on Dec 20, 2009 2:12 AM CST up reply actions
Folk must go!
He’s done. Time for Buehler to take the FG job. If not, then gotta bring in a replacement.
Missing a kick under 30 yds with that much on the line is not something that can be brushed aside. Sorry Nick.
You can't stop Patrick Crayton, you can only hope to contain him.
Jason Elam is available...
John Clayton is the head Dean at Fail University (known as F.U. in short)
Formerly known as Calijoefornia
Put him on IR.
I can’t believe that the injury he had has nothing to do with his current mental state. No one goes from being that good to this bad at such a young age. Either way, we can’t let him kick anymore this year. What’s really disturbing is that he smakced the 44 yarder right down the middle. That should have given him the needed confidence and it didn’t. His brain is fried.
Getting Shaun Suisham won't change anything
I know he’s been having a better than average year, but I usually call his misses before he kicks.
Of course, he then misses.
2009 Dallas Cowboys: 10-6
2009 New York Jets: not 11-5 :(
2009-2010 Dallas Mavericks: 57-25
Alright Mr. Nostradamus,
Who’ll win the SB this year and by what score?
"What the hell is going on out there?" - Vince Lombardi.
Let's bring back the "Idiot Kicker"

NOT!!!!
"What the hell is going on out there?" - Vince Lombardi.
cut him.
I was all for a second chance. and a third. but this is ridiculous. cut him immediately. High school kickers could’ve made that one.
I have noticed a new resurgence in Cowboy hating in 2007, which can only mean one thing- We're back.
We Have No Choice Now
He may come back next year, with his head on right, for another team. But he’s snake-bitten and can’t even kick in a straight-on chip shot. It hurts to say it because of his cold-blooded kicking 2 years ago – Buffalo comes to mind especially – but we can’t go into the playoffs (provided we’re going there) with Folk.
Greetings from the Humungus, the Ruler of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-A. I laugh at your puny plans.

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