Please remove your foot from your mouth, as I believe the taste has to be somewhat disgusting. Besides, the mental image is...disturbing. Then I will be so kind as to remove my foot from your hindquarters.
P.S.--What do you want on your crow?
P.P.S--How many turnovers do I have this December? Just imagine if my defense (and special teams and running game) had shown up against New York, and my kicker and OL had shown up against San Diego in the red zone.
P.P.P.S.--What do I have to do to get a little love around here from even "homer" reporters in the mainstream media?