Trolling the DAL-NO Open Game Threads on SBNation

but your Cowboys still suck.

A little mad at myself for not thinking of it first. Very funny stuff.

Rec’d

I love how EVERY team roots against the Cowboys.

BECAUSE WE OWN THEM ALL…..

That is hilarious. I especially love the bitter eagle fans and their profanity-laced posts.

why did the 49ers fans want us to lose too?

Eagles

fucking miles austin im going to lose my fantasy postseason because of that bitch

by fhqwagads on Dec 19, 2009 10:33 PM EST

it’s like a game thread mash up. Nice trolling.

Seahawks— Wade just saved his job and Romo is officially elite. I really got to admit he’s been great tonight.
by SSreporters on Dec 19, 2009 10:27 PM EST

What was up with this one?

Jerry Jones, what do you want for Tashard Choice?

Leave Tashard alone!

I love the Eagles fans crying about people hyping Dallas after this win. They are more worried the Boys being hyped up than they are with our actual play, and how it could be a threat to them. And they love talking about choking in December, yet they can win all they want in December and still have 0 Super Bowls.

Funny stuff. Great work trolling through all posts to find these. The next couple weeks should have all sorts of stuff on all the sites with playoff spots still up in the air.

what a great idea

nicely done bud

Great work, as always sir.

great job… and great prediction in there about a 10 point win by the saints… who dat making dat prediction?

that’s freakin awesome.

Good work

Seahawks Jerry Jones, what do you want for Tashard Choice?
by aerozeppelin on Dec 19, 2009 10:21 PM EST

Thanks, really enjoyed that. How long did it take to comb the threads? Anyway, hats oof to you OCC.

SAINTS LOSE!!! Thank you Cowboys
by ArizonaVikingsFan on Dec 19, 2009 11:30 PM EST

Great concept. Pretty labor intensive, your effort paid off handsomely. Rec’d.

the 2nd most rec’d post of all time.

Don’t think it’s much of a coincidence that OCC has 5 of the top 10 most rec’d posts ever on the new site.

Your boys gave us a ggod game and I admit, your Cowboys came to play but from our point of view, ya’ll just took the monkey off our backs. Even with a 24-3 lead my Saints almost pulled it out. My boy Brees had a bad nite and lucky for ya’ll he did. He never misses that bad and I saw two touchdowns that did not happen. A bad throw was intercepted at the five yard line because it was thrown short and one was thrown too low to be caught in the end zone. If those two had been caught we would be talking a different story. I really do hope we see yall again in the playoffs with a full offense and defense. Payback is hell. See ya’ll later.

That has to be a record. It was a “can’t put it down” read though. Amazing.

OCC, this is pure awesome. How long did it take you to put this together?

Two thumbs up, five stars, standing ovation. This was a classic.

just so I could say “thanks!” not only for this hilarious post, but for all the 7 Stats you’ve posted up throughout the season – those are also extremely interesting reads every week. I have mad respect for the amount of time you must put into those.

On a side note, I’ve really enjoyed the look on the lone aints fan at work every time I walk by this week (I live in Arlington, work in Dallas). Thanks again OCC!
:-)

New Orleans is an 8 hr drive from Dallas – 3.5 days on horseback

As frustrating as it is at times that the media (like fans in general) hate on the Cowboys so much, it is also so very sweet to know that our victories generate so much agita!

We need more of these.

don’t post this after a loss, I’d hate to see all the haters piling on.

I value my mental health way too much to do something like this after a loss.

But I would love to have a chance to do it again in the playoffs.

A playoff win and commentary would be great but one game at a time partner, one game at a time.