This may be a bit premature but it is time to remove this individual from our team. No, I'm not talking about any of the coaches, not even any of the players. I'm talking about this freeloader, this parasite who has hung around for far too long. Before this season I don't think we had the right personnel, the right attitude, the fortitude to remove this absolute cancer from our midst. I'm talking about this guy.
Lancelot Link Secret Chimp (via *Marcela*)
He has been on our back for far too long, usually not making himself known until December. Notice the secret agent camo he's been using? That's why you don't see him till December. He has survived through a lot of coaching/personnel changes. But I think he has finally met his match. This Giant/Eagle/Redskin fan has got to go and the time is now. What say ye my brethren?