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This guy has got to go, and I believe he is on his way out

This may be a bit premature but it is time to remove this individual from our team. No, I'm not talking about any of the coaches, not even any of the players. I'm talking about this freeloader, this parasite who has hung around for far too long. Before this season I don't think we had the right personnel, the right attitude, the fortitude to remove this absolute cancer from our midst. I'm talking about this guy.

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He has been on our back for far too long, usually not making himself known until December. Notice the secret agent camo he's been using? That's why you don't see him till December. He has survived through a lot of coaching/personnel changes. But I think he has finally met his match. This Giant/Eagle/Redskin fan has got to go and the time is now. What say ye my brethren?

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Should he stay or should he go now?
Yep, it's bye bye monkey time!
105 votes
No, he has tenure, he can stay
10 votes

115 votes | Poll has closed

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Very nice

this one will keep me smiling the whole day.

by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 3, 2009 7:15 AM CST reply actions  

Those things can get vicious.

Get him outta here!

I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?

by Aaron Novinger on Dec 3, 2009 8:08 AM CST reply actions  

MONKEY!

"On a journey to anywhere you can draw your own map."

by saidseven on Dec 3, 2009 11:34 AM CST reply actions  

to me the monkey would be

not winning in the playoffs moreso than our December troubles.

In Romo we Trust

by Terry on Dec 3, 2009 4:01 PM CST reply actions  

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