Assorted "tweets" from MartyB
Martellus Bennett has a Twitter account, and posts a LOT. Now that workouts have started there are some that are actually sort of interesting. (sort of is a bit of a stretch)
I copied some of the more interesting ones...
(source: http://twitter.com/MartyBTV)
MartyBTV: Tashard Choice and Marion think they are the spades champs. They do have the belt since T.O left. Kitna is a cool dude so is Brookings.
Scandrick is praly the fastest although T New is super fast or watkins. No one can out jump me
About to meet with Garrett again
Finished wrkouts chilling wt romo, scandrick, Austin, brown and Williams. Fun times
Tashard Choice and Marion think they are the spades champs. They do have the belt since T.O left. Kitna is a cool dude so is Brookings.
Just got to the locker room 10am wrkout. Who likes greg ellis hair? Look like eddie Cain on the 5 heartbeats. LOL.
#1 RT @slapahoe: @MartyBTV I get extremely CANTANKEROUS when my ball sack itches
I love Cowboy fans y'all are the best
Wat should the name of our badass TE tandem be called? I was thinkn white chocolate & regular chocolate kinda long tho. Or the Oreo brothers
I told Witt about it earlier. Best TE tandem coming look out. That went well. Now um speeding home to beat fedex LOL.
Just talked to Coach Garrett LOL he didn't say high and tight once. Moving on up. LOL damn hardknocks
Teams looking great today. I love these guys. Marion is hilarious. But TEs are the best.
This has to be one of the best locker rooms LOL. Hahahaha. Characters they super funny I love it.
Tashard Choice and Julius Crosslin are crazy they jus made a PSA lmao. Isssh was funny.
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haha yea i read these
he posts stuff on facebook as well that are pretty funny
"Aw Shucks" - Wade Phillips
by MrMinority on Mar 31, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
technology’s great
George Teague, Brock Marion, the Roy Williams-of-old: Where are you?
by Aaron Novinger on Mar 31, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Martellus is easily the most entertaining player on the team
Good stuff.
Epic Fail since 1985
by the red scare on Apr 1, 2009 1:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just posted a FanShot about this.
He’s blogging now too. His first entry is pretty funny.
by jsams on Apr 1, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy stuff like this...
…especially where he lists who the fastest players are and things like that. I love getting a player’s take on who the most talented members of the team are. T-New doesn’t surprise as one of the fastest, but I didn’t know Scandrick was in his class.
Larry Allen benched 700 pounds. That is Leonard Davis times two.
by Tim Wilson on Apr 2, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah Scandrick is fast
he returned kicks a few times last season
"Aw Shucks" - Wade Phillips
by MrMinority on Apr 2, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Scandrick was one of the fastest at the combine last year??
Ran like a 4.32 or something. Even Newman wasn’t that fast.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
by kameleon_o on Apr 3, 2009 4:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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