Assorted "tweets" from MartyB

by alienasia on Mar 31, 2009 8:16 PM CDT

Martellus Bennett has a Twitter account, and posts a LOT. Now that workouts have started there are some that are actually sort of interesting. (sort of is a bit of a stretch)

I copied some of the more interesting ones...

(source: http://twitter.com/MartyBTV)

MartyBTV: Tashard Choice and Marion think they are the spades champs. They do have the belt since T.O left. Kitna is a cool dude so is Brookings.

Scandrick is praly the fastest although T New is super fast or watkins. No one can out jump me

About to meet with Garrett again

Finished wrkouts chilling wt romo, scandrick, Austin, brown and Williams. Fun times

Tashard Choice and Marion think they are the spades champs. They do have the belt since T.O left. Kitna is a cool dude so is Brookings.

Just got to the locker room 10am wrkout. Who likes greg ellis hair? Look like eddie Cain on the 5 heartbeats. LOL.

#1 RT @slapahoe: @MartyBTV I get extremely CANTANKEROUS when my ball sack itches

I love Cowboy fans y'all are the best

Wat should the name of our badass TE tandem be called? I was thinkn white chocolate & regular chocolate kinda long tho. Or the Oreo brothers

I told Witt about it earlier. Best TE tandem coming look out. That went well. Now um speeding home to beat fedex LOL.

Just talked to Coach Garrett LOL he didn't say high and tight once. Moving on up. LOL damn hardknocks

Teams looking great today. I love these guys. Marion is hilarious. But TEs are the best.

This has to be one of the best locker rooms LOL. Hahahaha. Characters they super funny I love it.

Tashard Choice and Julius Crosslin are crazy they jus made a PSA lmao. Isssh was funny.

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haha yea i read these

he posts stuff on facebook as well that are pretty funny

"Aw Shucks" - Wade Phillips

by MrMinority on Mar 31, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions

Marion talks?

by NDCowboy8 on Mar 31, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions

That's what I was thinking..I had to stop and think Marion who?

by Benthere on Apr 1, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions

lol

technology’s great

George Teague, Brock Marion, the Roy Williams-of-old: Where are you?

by Aaron Novinger on Mar 31, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions

Martellus is easily the most entertaining player on the team

Good stuff.

Epic Fail since 1985

by the red scare on Apr 1, 2009 1:45 AM CDT reply actions

I just posted a FanShot about this.

He’s blogging now too. His first entry is pretty funny.

Liberty Ballers.com.

by Jordan Sams on Apr 1, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions

…especially where he lists who the fastest players are and things like that. I love getting a player’s take on who the most talented members of the team are. T-New doesn’t surprise as one of the fastest, but I didn’t know Scandrick was in his class.

Larry Allen benched 700 pounds. That is Leonard Davis times two.

by Tim Wilson on Apr 2, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions