The Valley Ranch Review: Michael Irvin Show Debuts Tonight; Tashard Choice: "*Smash, Dash, & Tash"

Don't get too much popcorn ready, especially if you have a weak stomach. Apparently, there's a good amount of upchucking going on in tonight's opening episode of Michael Irvin's show 4th and Long.
"With what's at stake for you guys you should be begging to go again," he (Irvin) barks at the 12 in the first episode as they wheeze after a round of drills, "because you've got to have the desire to override your fatigue."
Those drills - especially the sprints and field-length dashes - are where the vomiting occurs. Here again the show is a bit dishonest; you're supposed to have the impression that the players are shocked by the rigorousness of the training.
But these guys aren't couch potatoes (though that too might have made a cooler story line: 12 actual Spike TV viewers get a chance to try pro football, with 12 ambulances standing by). They all have major-college or arena-football credentials and certainly have experienced till-you-drop practices.
The HOF wide receiver looks at his show as more of a tryout than a reality competition.
One of the first things Michael Irvin barks to the dozen players competing for a Dallas Cowboys roster spot on "Fourth and Long" is, "I don't want to hear any of that talk about a reality TV show."
This is a legitimate tryout for a legitimate position on one of the country's most famous pro football teams, Irvin declares, not some stupid, frivolous, manufactured competition designed to make contestants look foolish for the entertainment of the TV audience.
4th and Long will air Monday nights at 10, Eastern and 7 Pacific; 9, Central on SpikeTV.

BTB's own Carl Shelton (GloryDayz88) nearly hit the nail on the head when he referred to the Cowboys' dynamic running back trio of Marion Barber III, Felix Jones, and Tashard Choice as Bash, Dash, and Tash. Choice says in this video that the trio will go by *Mad, Dash, and Tash (see update).
[UPDATE] After a careful review of the video, Tashard says Smash, Dash and Tash. DC.com misquoted him. I can go with that. [END UPDATE]
More VRR after the jump!
Last week, I wrote that DC.com would soon feature the two Cincinnati cornerbacks drafted by the Cowboys, DeAngelo Smith and Mike Mickens. Well, The Star-T beat them to it. Jeff Caplan discusses the duo's reaction to Mickens' injury, their excitement about being drafted together, and their expected roles in the Dallas secondary.
"I try not to remember it," said Smith, who's second in school history with 12 interceptions. "It's a tough injury, but I just remember him trying to give it a go, fighting and wanting to play in the Pitt game, but he just couldn't."
Mickens underwent surgery, missed the final three games of the season, rehabbed hard to get back for the Orange Bowl, but then swelling at Senior Bowl practices forced him out of the all-star contest and the NFL Scouting Combine, dropping his draft stock through the floor.
[snip]
Mickens watched as the Cowboys selected Smith in the fifth round. When Mickens was still around in the seventh round, he realized that maybe the injury happened so he and Smith, two college pals who grabbed dollar burgers every Wednesday night at hangout Bar Louie, could remain teammates.
"He texted me as soon as I got drafted and told me, " Mickens said. "I called him up and I was like, 'It's time 'Let's go,' to go.' We're going, and I'm just glad to have him with me."
[snip]
With young players Orlando Scandrick and Mike Jenkins in competition to start opposite Newman, who's missed games because of injury the past couple seasons, the newcomers know opportunity exists and it's up to them to take advantage.
For Mickens, that means regaining his old form. He's declared his left knee to be 100 percent, but Campo said Mickens still has a ways to go to refine his technique and return to full football condition.

Tomorrow, tomorrow...OTA's begin tomorrow.

Bowling for SCORE. A group of Cowboys players joined Jason Witten and his foundation for a charity event.

Know who you are really following on Twitter. Apparently, there are phony Cowboys accounts out there.
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cool deal
I’m pretty excited to actually get some real football stuff started up. Irvin’s show coupled with the OTA’s getting fired up should give us a little something to fix our eyes on. Thanks for the post!
by sublimezg on May 18, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BTW
I’m pretty sure Tashard said “Smash, Dash, and Tash”
by sublimezg on May 18, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I listened to the interview it sounds like smad, dash and tash, so either he was saying smash in a
different way, it was hard to make out; but I do think that smash makes more sense than mad.
Ignore the Mainstream Media, EMBRACE THE HATE!!!!
by cowboy78 on May 18, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it was hard to tell with the wind hitting the mic.
I had to go with what DC.com wrote:
Tashard Choice: Mad, Dash and Tash
RB Tashard Choice explains that Mad, Dash and Tash is the nickname of the 3 running back attack in Dallas.
Is it too early to ask what round I should aim for Felix in my fantasy football league?
by Aaron Novinger on May 18, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw dude, don't get me wrong...
Not trying to criticize in the least. I saw that DC.com had it listed as ‘Mad.’
Keep it coming brothaman, I’m reading what you’re putting out multiple times a day. I really would be the last cat to attack your efforts that help keep me sane during the grueling off-season.
Good work on the VRR.
Cya!
by KaceOFbass on May 18, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No worries, Kace.
I sensed an “s” sound before “mad” too. I would just be surprised if the mothership wrote it wrong. “Smash” makes more sense to me, unless MB3 is angry this year!
Anybody golfing with Tashard today? Maybe they can shed some light.
Is it too early to ask what round I should aim for Felix in my fantasy football league?
by Aaron Novinger on May 18, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I echo Kace's words...
Aaron, you’ve been cranking out TONS of material, and living overseas, it’s my primary, secondary and ONLY source of Cowboys I rely on…
great job, keep it up
Tar Heels = National Champs in Basketball ... #1 in Baseball ... Top 10 this year in Football?
by DalaiLuke on May 18, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Red and Black!! Red and Black!! Red and Black!! Congrats boys first time in team history over .500
by aussie_cowboy on May 19, 2009 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, bros
Is it too early to ask what round I should aim for Felix in my fantasy football league?
by Aaron Novinger on May 19, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
meh
either one is still better than “Earth, Wind, and Fire”
Booyah!
by what_the_crap on May 18, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but what the heck is Tash?
is Choice growing a mustache?
by scottmaui on May 18, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he
should … that would be awesome.
Booyah!
by what_the_crap on May 18, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tash-ard
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Joe ThEEsman
by SB Six on May 18, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
i figured that out finally lol.
by scottmaui on May 18, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL bet you're glad you asked :P
Tar Heels = National Champs in Basketball ... #1 in Baseball ... Top 10 this year in Football?
by DalaiLuke on May 19, 2009 6:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, that sure would be great though....
…Smash, Dash, and the ’Stache.
He could even be a worthless RB that the team just keeps around for some amazingly ridiculous mustache he’s sporting.
by KaceOFbass on May 19, 2009 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be like Jason Giambi
We all would wear super awesome mustache’s to the games lol.
by regaberto on May 19, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i HATE the yankees... but that was funny
Tar Heels = National Champs in Basketball ... #1 in Baseball ... Top 10 this year in Football?
by DalaiLuke on May 19, 2009 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be pulling for Andrew Hawkins
gotta support the hometown kid.
In Romo we Trust
by Terry on May 18, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is he a WR or DB?
Is it too early to ask what round I should aim for Felix in my fantasy football league?
by Aaron Novinger on May 18, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WR
runs a 4.3, would definitely be the fastest Cowboy by far if he made the team
In Romo we Trust
by Terry on May 18, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4.3!
Add me to the list of fans
I live and die with the Dallas Cowboys
by stxshooter on May 18, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Worthy Adversary
I just heard that Jim Johnson (no relation) just took a leave of absence for a second round of chemo-therapy. I’m sure all our thoughts an prayers are with him. It’s awful news. I never like going up against him (I can only imagine how Romo feels facing the philly D). But I wish him all the best for a speedy recovery.
by JimmyJohnson on May 18, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DT depth
New post on homepage about signee, that is unless I’m behind as usual and everyone already knows…
by shaneshot on May 18, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They just posted it...
Don’t know much about him.. but hey, he’s a body at 335ish.
Hooah.
by .FRoST.USAF on May 18, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jonas Seawright, U of N.Carolina
Here’s some info from when the Giants signed him back in ’05.
Seawright, a 6-foot-6, 312-pounder, was a captain on the University of North Carolina football team in 2004, when he started every game and finished with 29 tackles (13 solo). He also knocked down two passes and blocked a 22-yard field goal against Boston College in the Continental Tire Bowl.
In 2003, Seawright played in 12 games with six starts. He had 10 tackles and blocked three kicks – extra points against Florida State and Arizona State and a field goal attempt versus Wake Forest.
Seawright started his sophomore season in 2002 on the offensive line, but switched to defense early in the year, He finished with seven tackles, including three against Duke. Seawright redshirted in 2000 and played in two games in 2001.
At Wilkinson High School in Orangeburg, S.C. Seawright was selected all-state after a senior season in which he had 195 tackles (70 solo), 11 sacks and 22 tackles for losses. He had 175 tackles and five sacks as a junior.
Is it too early to ask what round I should aim for Felix in my fantasy football league?
by Aaron Novinger on May 18, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks to be in a lot better shape than I had thought...
…I was imagining… a blob…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sek40LJkMaw
Hooah.
by .FRoST.USAF on May 19, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice find!
I thought you’re not supposed to lock your knees out when you do squat-style exercises. Oh well, they know better than I.
Is it too early to ask what round I should aim for Felix in my fantasy football league?
by Aaron Novinger on May 19, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks..
…and you’re not supposed to on max weight. It actually can be beneficial when doing high reps, strengthening the muscle/tendons. Looked as if he was warmin’ up though..
Hooah.
by .FRoST.USAF on May 19, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
86 that "muscle" part...
..I meant ligs.
Hooah.
by .FRoST.USAF on May 19, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and here's another vid of some field work..
by .FRoST.USAF on May 19, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we might just have found our backup NT ...
and on the cheap – didn’t cost us a high draft pick – and might even be as good as a 4th rounder?
Tar Heels = National Champs in Basketball ... #1 in Baseball ... Top 10 this year in Football?
by DalaiLuke on May 19, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kornhole gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just heard it, Chuckie is taking his place in the booth. Never thought I feel so good about that.
He did okay on PTI, but sucked in the booth. Maybe if they could have given him the buzzer from PTI so that he would get off of a subject it would’ve helped. As it was, he just refused to let anything go, just continually harp on it.
by shaneshot on May 18, 2009 4:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As much as I love Kornheiser on PTI, I hated him on MNF. He was awful in the booth
Lifetime Cowboys Fan from the Swamps of Jersey
by Seanrude on May 18, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in the same league as dennis miller
who also suffered a “wrong format” kinda thing – he’s funny, but not on MNF
Tar Heels = National Champs in Basketball ... #1 in Baseball ... Top 10 this year in Football?
by DalaiLuke on May 18, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually thing Gruden will be worse
does Gruden seem like a TV friendly guy?
by AustonianAggie on May 19, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was actually...
pretty good at the NFL draft.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by AirforceBat on May 19, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mabye...if they permanently use that big head camera shot for the telecast.
Is it too early to ask what round I should aim for Felix in my fantasy football league?
by Aaron Novinger on May 19, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree
I thought Tony brought something to the table. He brought a writer’s perspective to the booth. I think there are too many ex athletes and coaches (which creates apologists—e.g., Jaws going on and on about the QB, etc.).
"Confidence doesn't come out of nowhere. It's a result of something... hours and days and weeks and years of constant work and dedication." --Roger Staubach
by dave33 on May 19, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did like his pre-game monologue.
Is it too early to ask what round I should aim for Felix in my fantasy football league?
by Aaron Novinger on May 19, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seawright is a legend
http://boards.giants.com/forums/thread/663.aspx
a little more info
by sublimezg on May 18, 2009 5:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
some quotes from this link ( luv it sublimezg ...)
QUOTE [snapback]1209348[/snapback]
Jonas Seawright is an 8 ft tall beast of a man, who showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scampi
He was Andre the Giant’s Stunt Double in Princess Bride.
#2…
Joanas “Hercules” Seawright stands 7ft tall at the shoulder and is 900lbs of cut muscle. He is the only natural preadator of the great white shark. He pisses acid rain and farts thunderbolts. He is the reason dinosaurs went extinct. Norman Hand was not released…Seawright ate him…whole.
and a third:
Jonas Seawrights combine #’s
Height 7’ Weight 900lbs
School: North Carolina
40 time – 3.21
Bench Press Reps – 8,000 – could have done more – then he ate the bar with 225lbs on it.
Verticle Jump – 12 feet
Broad Jump – From New York to Indianapolis.
Wonderlic Test – Beat Stepehen Hawking
Tar Heels = National Champs in Basketball ... #1 in Baseball ... Top 10 this year in Football?
by DalaiLuke on May 18, 2009 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats some funny ish.
Don't believe everything you think.
Your causes are cute!!!
by stoproyce on May 18, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know the question was asked before but...........
what the hell is Tash?????
by TARHEEL PAUL on May 18, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aaahhhhhhhhh..............
i see. Makes sense i guess
by TARHEEL PAUL on May 18, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
... and you call yourself a Tar Heel?
:0
Tar Heels = National Champs in Basketball ... #1 in Baseball ... Top 10 this year in Football?
by DalaiLuke on May 19, 2009 6:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha,
The Mayor of Buffalo has already held a big presentation were he gave Terrell Owens the ‘Keys to the City’. What an idiot. Owens hasn’t even done a thing in Buffalo yet. Owens signed a one year deal and there’s every chance he’ll bail after this season if he gets a better offer. More tax dollars well spent!!
by Luke. on May 18, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
must be an election year?
moron
Tar Heels = National Champs in Basketball ... #1 in Baseball ... Top 10 this year in Football?
by DalaiLuke on May 19, 2009 6:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not much of a comment, but I would have gone with "Mash" for Marion.....
get that alliteration.
by Realist Larry on May 18, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NFC East note....
I noticed where it looks like Washington is going to line up Brian Orakpo at linebacker for now.
I’m not an NFL coach, but I am a huge Texas fan and I can’t help but think this is a mega blunder on the skins part.
While the comparisons to Vernon Gholston are unfair (considering that Rak was a terror in the 2008 college season and has the stats and production to go along with the combine), I think that DE is his natural position and he sure as hell isn’t a 4-3 linebacker.
I know they are going to move him to the end on passing situations, but I’ll tell you right now that if he’s lined up across from Marty B as a linebacker, Bennett will eat his lunch.(God that pains me to say a freaking aggie will destroy a longhorn.)
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by AirforceBat on May 19, 2009 8:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's true, I think he's a born and bred 4-3 DE
It seems though the 4-3 of the NFC East has 5 pass rushers on most plays anyway though
by AustonianAggie on May 19, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, like the Gmen do with Kiwi.
Is it too early to ask what round I should aim for Felix in my fantasy football league?
by Aaron Novinger on May 19, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True.
And yes it is too early to ask about Felix in your fantasy league.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by AirforceBat on May 19, 2009 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I'm not much for 'reality' shows, but did tune in to Michael Irvin's upchuck review last night.
I almost hurled myself while trying to eat a bowl of Frito ‘Scoops’ with melted garlic cheddar.
Family, Friends, Cowboys, Beer & BBQ. Life is good!
by CowboyMan on May 19, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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