Me, Jerry Jones and the Ice Cold Beer
I met Jerry Jones in WalMart last night and introduced myself as one of the BTB bloggers. He said he reads it daily, recognized my name and said that I looked much thinner in person. (Obviously referring to my avatar.)
To my surprise he invited me to his house in Highland Park and he and I sat around watching past issues of ‘The Man Show' on Tivo and drinking really cold beer. As you might expect, the talk turned to the Cowboys and I think because he had consumed several beers Jerry held his head in his hands and said, "Jim, you are clearly one of the brightest guys on BTB and you have no ulterior motives to steer me wrong. I'm frustrated about this team, I thought we were so close in 2007 and then we tanked in 2008. I decided to clean house and rebuild from within. What advice would you give me? Give me three gems of wisdom to get us to the Super Bowl and I swear I will follow your advice."
I was stunned but without hesitation I said, "Jerry, you are a great owner, but you should hire an outside guy as a GM. I thought you were on the right track with Dan Reeves. Call them a consultant or a GM or whatever, but get a guy with a long term view on how to build a team. Hire someone who has experience in building an organization, not just a team"
Jerry was mumbling something about Dan Reeves and a time card but I went on with my advice. "Jerry, the second gem I would offer up is that you should implement a long term strategy towards success, using the Patriots as a model. They have consistently been winners over the last few years, and yet I always seem to see them picking early and often in the draft. They lose players but have backups ready to step in and perform. That should be your strategy too."
He was nodding his head in a positive manner and started to take notes. I went on with my third gem. "Finally Jerry, I have heard people ask the question about are the Cowboys making a run for the playoffs now or is this a rebuilding year? Why does it have to be either or? Why can't we always be running towards the playoffs AND rebuilding where we need to rebuild. They shouldn't be mutually exclusive. I like the moves you made this year"
He looked at me with a strange look in his eye and started kicking my shin saying, "Why are you calling me Jerry?"
I apologized and said, "OK, I'll call you Mr. Jones, but you asked me for my advice, I was......"
My wife kicked me in the shin again saying, "I'm not Mr. Jones either you knucklehead, wake up!"
OK, so it was all a dream, Jerry probably doesn't buy his beer at Wally World either. But what if I really was having a few cold ones with Jerry? What do you think of my advice? Would you offer something different?
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Let me tell you this...
…I love seeing headlines with ‘BEER’. In fact, at 3pm, I’m still doin’ the damn thang. lol.. now to read the article.
Hooah.
My dreams about the Cowboys are not as fun
Usually in my dream (or nightmare) I have slept thru a game, or had the day wrong and missed out on a big win.
Training Camp '09 = Mega Thunder Dome....80 men enter, 53 men leave.
Haha...
….I’ve had dreams Saturday nights that I wake up and it’s half-time. We’re usually getting worked in the dream and I am frantic cus it’s all my fault that I’m not holding up my end of the bargain.
Jebus, those suck. Those and waiter nightmares.
How funny
I had a dream last night about the Cowboy’s to but it was about the cheerleaders
Not to get off subject.............
But i just read that Brian Stewart will be coaching with the Eagles this season. Now believe me, I think he was horrible at his job here but I never like to see coaches go to other division teams. Even if they suck at there job they still have a lot of inside info on our guys.
Uh oh
I am not happy to hear this news.
Keep doing what you been doing, keep getting what you been getting.
Replacing....
..JJ w/ Brian Stewart? I’m allllll for it. Don’t get it twisted tho, god bless JJ & hope he comes back…
Hooah.
I needed that ROFLMAO ... cheers!
You had me going until the Man Show when the doubts set in. Maybe you should shadow him and bump into him at his barber’s place; he could sure use some of your sage advice.
Better Ingredients,
Better Bloggery, Papa Jim’s
Keep doing what you been doing, keep getting what you been getting.
LOL
Is it too early to ask what round I should aim for Felix in my fantasy football league?
by Aaron Novinger on May 31, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Vance...
..just saw on your profile that you’re from Decatur…. ha, I’m from Saginaw.. used to work @ the Chilis there.. lol
Hooah.
Very entertaining story Jim
but when you said you met Jerry in Walmart I knew something was up,
you just don’t seem like a Walmart guy. ;>)
Ignorance is no excuse, it's the real thing.
- Irene Peter
I would tell him to get a mammoth for NT and to tell Wade to move Rat to DE
"We play to win the game" - Herm Edwards
by nicholas.rodriguez on May 30, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions
Walmart does have a sale on Mammoth NTs
$10.64-Some random number they picked out of a hat.
So pardon my disposition; why should I listen to a system that never listened to me?
god only knows, but after the seasttle playoff loss, according to my wife,
I was sleep walking, she was giving me grief all evening and allegedly I was cought packing my suitcase in the middle of the night. lol didn’t do it last season, baby had something to do with it
Dreaming of J.J.
Your problem are far deeper rooted than the Cowboys – just kidding (maybe).
A great read and some interesting ideas – from you keyboard to J.J. mind.
I live and die with the Dallas Cowboys
Just Dreaming
Jim, loved the story. Sounded almost as real as an Ed Werder story.
What I think that the Cowboys need is an innovative strategy and game plan that sets the team apart from everyone in the league. If you really think about it, that is what the dominant teams have done. The Cowboys of the 70’s had the screen pass and the flex defense, the 49er’s had the West Coast offense, the Cowboys of the 90’s had great depth on defense and the offensive line was huge and couldn’t be stopped. In the 2000’s, New England recorded the opponents signals so that they new exactly what the opponent was doing. LOL. Of course, this is overly simplified, but you get my point.
I’m not advocating New Englands approach, but I’d like to see the team develop new innnovative ideas that make it hard to game plan against the Cowboys.
What?
No jacuzzi for 18, shaped like Texas Stadium?
Oh, I know, you were in the new one. It seats 30, and is a replica of Jerry World, including the sliding roof.
Seriously, I had you pegged at “I met Jerry Jones.” Didn’t stop me from smiling though, which was the whole point I assume.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Joe ThEEsman
Fun read!
I love What Should Jerry Do stuff. The Cowboys really are more of a dynasty franchise instead of a one-hit wonder team. I think that’s why the 13-3 season confused everybody so much. You’re right, Jimbo, Dallas should never not expect to be in the playoffs. If we can’t win the Superbowl every year, we can at least make the other teams work their butts off to beat us.
Is it too early to ask what round I should aim for Felix in my fantasy football league?
by Aaron Novinger on May 31, 2009 11:00 AM CDT reply actions
Brian Stewart lands a job in Philidelphia
that’s worth some info
by AustonianAggie on May 31, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions
I know what Jerry's repsonse would be to your first piece of advise
He’d say, “Sorry Jim, that’s never going to happen as long as I own this team.”
In Romo we Trust
Screen Pass
Not that’s a dream (has been a nightmare -- oops wrong thread.
I live and die with the Dallas Cowboys
Good read and funny,
I believed the Walmart part, but lost me at I will follow your advice.
Funny enough the Cowboys are following the Patriots in picking who they like, getting smart hustle guys who love the game. 2) Trusting said draft picks after 2-3 years of grooming and letting the ones who have shown something an opportunity to start.(Spencer,Jenkins,Austin)
My only new advice is fill the SS and recommit to the running game. Romo checked out of way to many running plays to throw it. I understand stacking the line but sometimes you have to man up and just beat the guy opposite of you.
He who knows best knows how little he knows......Thomas Jefferson
I remember that being a huge problem at Texas Stadium against the skins
Romo checked out of sooo many running plays because the skins hit us in the mouth early and started stacking the box. Next time around we’ll have three capable backs and should never let teams dictate what we do offensively. We have to go out and set the tempo and control the clock next year so our defense can stay rested up more than last year.
My biggest key of next season is to not have costly turnovers. Romo has to protect the ball better and we can’t cough it up when we are having a good drive. If we can avoid turning the ball over in crucial moments, we will easily surpass last season’s win mark and hopefully win a damn playoff game!

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