To a fictitious Mr. Cowboy, alias Talon (Eagle's fan)

To a fictitious Mr. Cowboy, alias Talon (Eagle's fan) 

 Mr. Cowboy, alias Talon (Eagle's fan)


By CCBoy
CP Staff Writer/Analyst/Satirist

No...you still have tail feathers stuck where they don't belong and still insist on strutting like a peafowl.....nope, that's not an eagle either. You are so quick to attach the premise of your meanderings to an insultive term of endearment that is thundering logic only unto yourself. Nope, that's still a little canary in his cage trying to project, using a light and shadow effect to being something he is not....an authority of his own team, much less knowledgeable about the Cowboys. Throw any real backup quarterback at the wheel of last year's Cowboy team-when Romo was out, and it would have been Dallas rolling into the playoffs and not even a Kleenex tissue available for your dearly beloved Eagles....Not a single stat needed to be added to this statement, as it was the TRUTH and not your tuned up perspective attempting to present a resemblance of fact. Call your whole season's worth in the last game of the season...as that is always your sign of achievement, one example of Dallas failure. You seem to forget the first game went to the Cowboys, before injuries decimated and changed how the team played.

You now will attempt to run to the front of the line yet again, oh MR. COWBOY...who couldn't own up to not being on this Cowboy site, and try your echo routine to try make everyone here believe your patented routine of Cowboy disarray and Philadelphia Championships yet again. For the record, since your song and dance has NOT changed over five years...just when is your Championship team going to materialize? You have lived in la la land and even jumped off the wagon and predicted that McNabb was in a death knell and that Reid would be packing bags as well.....and you try and throw a term of ignorance around with the use of 'STAT MAN' as you attempt to use that as a medal of honor...well, mr. HIDE BEHIND a Cowboy name, and discuss as a COWBOY fan, and then attempt to look all pompous and condescending....allow me to put your label for all to see...CHUMP.

If you think your linebacking crew is top shelf and above that of Dallas, then you have sealed the coffin of your time machine that never gets off the ground. First, Dallas had the best defensive player in the NFL, even considering your departed All Pro Safety. No, you didn't come close to replacing him...here, you should just stick to the facts...or invent a stat that covers YOUR protruding posterior. DeMarcus Ware IS the top linebacker of BOTH teams. Then Dallas has another who should have been All Pro, in Bradie James. By all accounts he was a top notched linebacker. Then Dallas only acquired a perenial All Pro, not in MR. COWBOY's toy locker of titles, but over an extended period of time. He is ONLY 33, so do break your neck in trying to associate him to a convenient label of OVER THE HILL. Ray Lewis still is able to get out of bed, past that age, and New England played half of their linebacker total group at much higher ages than that. Brooking is a very good weak side linebacker in the interior. That only leaves the strong side outside linebacker position, and it is still occupied by Greg Ellis and Anthony Spencer. Both are quality players, even if you didn't get the association correctly. Ellis is just a year removed from 10 sacks and had 8 sacks in a reduced role last season. Spencer did well in his first and second down role, and should be even more of a force this year.

Don't give up the ship yet, MR. COWBOY, and if you are going to toss around terms NOW, that you are out of the CLOSET, and now acting your own version of the barnyard thingy, let's try on for your amusements, Dear Queer, for your impersonation of the Humpback Cowboy. But not to leave a discussion, since you can't tell the difference in comparison, and a tart's name calling and blind attempt at a diversionary insult of 'stat man'. See, if you listen, then you are able to tell the difference in presenting the facts and not your continually vein efforts of Captain Cool Aide presentations of 'Eagle dominance'. You are already soaring in your dreams at about 10,000 feet, but don't yet know how to fly. But to land your Charlie Brown sopwith camel, the Cowboys drafted FOUR linebackers this draft. Didn't really grasp that did you? Two very talented outside linebackers, and TWO inside linebackers that are very good at defensing the pass and have above average ability to both, hit and to run very quickly. The team is building the backup strength at this position. Then there is still Bobby Carpenter, who should be the package linebacker and backup to Bradie James. Why don't you give us all your best rendition of how old Greg is, how lame Spencer looks, and how stuipd all the 'rooks' and Carpenter are for consideration, MR. COWBOY....

The Eagles hit on Jackson last season, as he had 900 yards, and he is ONLY the THIRD rookie in the past ten years to do that. But, you fully expect a second such drafted rookie to do this THIS year....TWO in a row, but you are MR. COWBOY, alias Eagle fan....

You cheaply ask why didn't Romo grab the bull by the horns and quit if he didn't win it all this year....just the kind of garbage thrown out by a gutless Philadelphia fan. Yea, you were complimenting the Cowboys allright...first, Romo is STILL a YOUNG player, and you inferred that the Cowboys are an 'old' team.... first account, you are the hypocrite, second account, you lied about the composition of the average age and youthfullness on the Cowboys. You implied that the Eagles have a young team, but the Cowboys ARE YOUNGER. What, you held your fat hands on the scales for yet another weighing of facts? Yea, go figure the depths you travel as a Cowboy/Eagle's fan....neat trick you Wiley Coyote.....

I think this will be a very good year for the entire NFC East, and all teams as last year, will probably NOT have a losing record...but that is a real STAT, and not just a usual tossing of insults by yourself.

The tragedy at the inside facility was presented as a Cowboy fan...and don't even attempt to present a white flag of truce after having misrepresented those associations with a real tragedy, and then claim ANY kind of high ground as a Philadelphia fan resuming his usual trashing and one dimensional insults. You are the SAME Green Manure clan that loved it when Michael Irvin ended his career on the turf in Philadelphia. You won't be sainted by this soldier's actions...as if you gave a wet willie concerning it.

Just to show you the real folly of your associations, MR. COWBOY, read and attempt to UNDERSTAND the following set of STATS:

"ADVOCATE BlogWrite Post
Originally posted by Americas' Team… from a sports forum:

Tony Romo Compared to 8 Greats After 39 Starts in Career
02:08 PM ET 04.29

I compiled these stats for each quarterback at www.pro-football-reference.com . These stats are each players' stats after 39 starts. Since Romo has 39 career starts, thats my comparison number of games. After looking at these numbers, we know Romo is more then capable of greatness. For the exception of Marino, Romo pretty much has stats that were actually better then the others. His future looks very bright.

Attempts Comp. Yds. Pct. TDs. INTs.

MARINO 1,370 839 11,103 61.2 95 42

ROMO 1,280 815 10,300 63.6 78 43

MONTANA 1,318 841 9,623 63.8 64 36

P. MANNING 1,355 818 10.024 60.0 67 50

FAVRE 1,341 833 8.113 62.1 52 45

S. YOUNG 1,072 672 8,412 62.6 51 35

AIKMAN 1,086 636 7,290 58.5 32 48

STAUBACH 912 528 7,395 57.8 49 42

BRADSHAW 969 469 6.098 48.4 36 63

Just looking at the stats, you see that some players got off to slow starts. Bradshaw was a big game player like no other but his regular season numbers weren't great. His numbers picked up when Swann and Stallworth got drafted before the 74 season. Romo is 2nd in completion pct. He had more yards passing then everyone except Marino and is only 2nd to Marino in touchdown passes. Amazingly Romo had only 1 more INT then Marino did. He had 7 less INTs then Manning did. I believe all Jones has to do is put the players around Romo. Hey! look at the numbers guys! Romo will start winning the big games very soon. The future of the Cowboys could be very bright. Gotta love the numbers !!!!"

Now, let's compare that SELECT group to McNabb's numbers...ooops, he DIDN'T make the group.

You lose three starters on your offensive line and automatically assume you are off to the starting lineup for next year's Pro Bowl. Didn't you learn ANYTHING masquerading as a MR. COWBOY? Apparently you weren't nearly the wolf in sheep's clothing that you thought you were...nor did that suddenly make you a chip off the old block either.

Maybe we should mention the Cowboy's improvement in the secondary also...as you just assumed your EAGLE secondary. MR. COWBOY, the Cowboy's secondary is top notched as well. Dallas has Hamlin back. Dallas has Terrence Newman back. The Cowboys signed Sensabaugh. Then it has both Scandrick and Jenkins back at corners. That is a five player group that can now cover as well as any secondary in the NFL. To this group was added a cornerback, and two safeties in the draft. You were talking about youth on the team, weren't you? The Cowboys only added the best tandum cornerbacks in all of the collegiate arena with it's selection of the two cornerbacks for Cincinnati. They led the whole Nation in interceptions last year....and they can just develop up to speed at their own rate now. No, the truth of the matter is that this Cowboy team is in the process of churning over and going STRICTLY youth in the bottom 1/3rd of it's roster. You said that this team was 'OLD'....maybe, just maybe, you should remain MR. COWBOY, for when you go into the phone booth to change, you only come out the 'old' TALON, who was nothing more than a continual onslaught of insult, demeaning Cowboy insults, and an eyesore in personal slander and insult. Hey, there are plenty of phonebooths around, knock yourself out....as to content, you didn't anchor your floating boat on anything that holds up yet, but will play around with childish insults and demeaning associations until the cow comes home to eat. But for the record here, you still got that lead Cow's Bell around YOUR neck. We all hear you coming....



*(if you are having trouble following this, it was done tongue and cheek as something of ironic humor. Realistic insults and name tossing is being referenced to develop particular topic areas that could be discussed to point out many strengths that could and should be part of a developing picture of this year's Dallas Cowboys.

As the concluding statement implies, this year's Eagles just as last year's Giants, aren't going to be able to sneak up on a single team that it plays this year. This is a completely different start point for our Cowboys.) 

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