Wade taking a firm hand to overweight players wallets
Well here is the 1st sign that WP is taking the accountability approach seriously when it comes to this year's team preparation.
http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/06/wade-phillips-puts-some-weight-behind-hi.html
The above link is a story from the DMN about how WP will assign each player a mandatory weight that they have to maintain; and if a player is found to be overweight then that player will be charged a league maximum $453 per pound. Remember that when BP was coaching the collective barganing agreement allowed for higher fines; WP is under the current one that has a lowered maximum on fines. I doubt that all fines are set at a max of $453, but this may have more to do with the type of team fine rather than any fine results in a $453 penalty.
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Wade had various hefty fines in place last year ...
but their implementation failed to pass the JJ test who reduced them to obscenely low levels ($50, IIRC).
Wonder if that fine applies to himself, as well : >)
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Wade isn’t being paid millions of dollars to run around on a 100yd field. Who cares if he’s overweight.
How does that conversation go?
Wade: I’m sorry son, but I have to fine you for being over weight.
Player: But coach…
Wade (cell phone rings and he answers): Yes, honey. I’ll be there on time. Big Butt Buffet at 6:00 sharp, uh huh, I got it. (hangs up)
Player: Uhhhhh coach?
Wade: Now son, you can’t just go around eatin’ whatever whenever however. You need to show restraint in yer eatin’ habits. I know exactly how you feel and how difficult it is to keep yer weight down.
Player: you do?
Wade: Yessir, I sure do. Boy, doesn’t that there Nick Folk remind you of a breakfast burrito? Yummm…
Player: I gotta go.
"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- John McKay, the first coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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Are you listening?
Show up in shape and it changes our whole season!!!
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
-Winston Churchill
Wade is so fat ...
he has to wake up in sections.
he has so many chins it looks like he’s staring at you over a mound of pancakes.
he was baptized at Sea World.
i took a picture of him last season and its still printing.
he got arrested at DFW airport for having 70 lbs of crack.





















