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Camp Battles - it all starts with attitdue


I know the media, and to a large extent fans, focus on the glamor positions. But a closer look at successful teams reveals a stunning truth - winning teams have "it". What is "it"? It's attitude, determination, the will to win. That comes from one man, one position, on any championship team.

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It's the mascot. We're talking here about Rowdy. Coming into camp, Rowdy's reputation with the team could not have been worse.

A relative unknown, really always working in the shadows of Crazy Ray, Rowdy attempted to take his game to the next level.  It was his bad luck to try to start reviving his career at the dawn of the Bill Parcells era. Never a man to tolerate much tomfoolery, Parcells at first embarrassed Rowdy and then eventually sat him during the pre-season. This was the beginning of Rowdy's slow, awkward slide downhill.

The ascendancy of Wade Phillips, on the surface, seemed to be the ideal situation for Rowdy to once again become a factor for the Cowboys. Wade was well-known for tolerance and even a decent sense of humor, an ideal greenhouse in which this mascot could blossom. But as we all know, the best laid plans of mice and men often go astray like a cheap four-wheeler sliding across the AstroTurf. Rowdy, repeatedly interfering with stretching and end-of-practice pressers, seemed to be losing yardage on every play. Wade was not amused.

Eager to take advantage of the situation where theteam that had lost it's court jester (TO), village idiot (Pacman) and freak (Tank Johnson), Rowdy by all reports had rededicated himself in the off-season - hiring a mascot personal trainer/life coach, updating his costume to take advantage of new high-tech fibers, taking a break from his highly publicized relationship with mascot groupie Charo, and let's be honest, conducting a little soul searching to figure why exactly he DOES have that stupid grin on his face. Rowdy's mind was right, his body was strong and he was ready for some football.

It's do or die time.

So as Grizz, Raf and Aaron scrutinize, analyze and verbalize this seasons training camp and BTBers everywhere ask innumerable questions about Romo, Williams (any Williams really), Tash and Bennett, the camp's real story has so far been untold. There is a human drama unfolding in the stands and on the edges of the field that begs to be revealed. I recognize that this would normally be assigned to a cub reporter like Aaron, but I'd ask for the application of the experienced eye of a Raf or a Grizz from time to time to give this story the coverage it so richly deserves. 

Is his body language better than least season? Does he seem to be taking charge as the spiritual leader of this team? Did he come to camp in better shape? Has he worked on new moves or is he just as predictable as last season? What does his accuracy look like firing t-shirts into the stands? What is his chemistry like with Wade, Jerry and Stephen?

I don't know. I just feel like this is a make-or-break season for Rowdy.

Poll
What do you expect from Rowdy this off-season?
Rowdy is ready for a break-out season and will easily whip that ridiculous Philadelphia Eagle thing
19 votes
The franchise will go in another direction, most likely a corporately sponsored anime character
11 votes
Grizz needs to give Dunkman a Time Out for abusing his blogging privileges
15 votes

45 votes | Poll has closed

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Sorry Dunk, Rowdy blows.

Your new picture really had me going til I scrolled over it.

I find the harder I work, the luckier I get. Thomas Jefferson

by squidlo97 on Aug 1, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We're talking about Rowdy? He's there just for the Kids Dude!

The players and Cheerleeders are there for the adults!

by bad knees on Aug 1, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's this kind of thinking

That resulted in last yer’s disappointing results, knees. Do you think that the Kraft family ignores even one single detail in their quest for NFL domination?? If the team is pulling all in the same direction, they will never return to glory.

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.

by dunkman on Aug 1, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't understand what cheese slices have to do with football?

No, really, I guess it all goes together, but I’m only intereste in the part that happens on the field.

by bad knees on Aug 2, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

as far as going another direction Viagra has the money for sponsorship

what would you suggest as the corporate mascot with a token star attached?

by bad knees on Aug 1, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's a start

You almost tricked me into saying Brandon Jacobs because he’s such a d***,

Pee Wee Herman, or maybe that Smiling Bob guy from Enzyte.

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.

by dunkman on Aug 1, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Rowdy is indeed on the bubble,

he probably shouldn’t take Viagra, or the bubble might pop.

"Everybody wants something but nobody wants to pay the price" - Michael Irvin

by 24Hz on Aug 1, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And whoever voted to ban me

I’ll track you down and kill you like a dog.

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.

by dunkman on Aug 1, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Or a giant squirrel

Training Camp '09 = Mega Thunder Dome....80 men enter, 53 men leave.

by APerfectStar on Aug 1, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point

I at least have some street cred with giant squirrels

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.

by dunkman on Aug 2, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

All would be forgiven if Rowdy delivered a bonejarring tackle to that ridiculous Eagle thing

Until then Rowdy will merely remain mildly entertaining to perhaps a handful of fans

by One.Cool.Customer on Aug 1, 2009 5:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I have to ask, Dunk

Do you really think it comes down to Rowdy’s attitdue? How do you think that affects his attitude? Are they really one in the same?

I don’t care what anyone says, your posts answer the questions everyone is afraid to ask. Great work.

by Billito on Aug 2, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he's key

The Eagles will never win the big one until they rid themselves of that flea-infested pigeon of a mascot. But shhh, don’t tell them.

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.

by dunkman on Aug 2, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say whe get a big stuffed John Wayne out there to get everyone on track!

“I’m not going to hit you Pilgram, I’m not going to hit ya” Whack! “Now Cheer!”

by bad knees on Aug 3, 2009 11:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

You might actually have something there. John Wayne, Cowboys… This could actually work.

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.

by dunkman on Aug 4, 2009 7:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, I think I have my answer by way of JJT
Wade Phillips even shooed Rowdy, the team mascot, off the field the other day because he was distracting the players.

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.

by dunkman on Aug 4, 2009 10:12 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No doubt

he’s a changed man. I mean, really, could you look into those cold dead eyes with that stupid fixed grin and say “Rowdy, you’re fired”? I’m not sure I could.

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.

by dunkman on Aug 4, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have to get the phrasing right on that one Dunk

Coach Philips would say it the following way, based purely on his press conferences:

“Aaahhhm … aaahhhm …. well, you know, … and aaahhhm … I mean .. you know … aaahhhm … Rowdy, you’re fired”

by One.Cool.Customer on Aug 4, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even better

Aaahhhm … aaahhhm …. well, you know, … and aaahhhm … I mean .. you know … aaahhhm … Rowdy, yer farred"

That’s a wrap!

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.

by dunkman on Aug 4, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow dude...

L-O-L… rec worthy.

Superbowl, or BUST.

by .FRoST.USAF on Aug 4, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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