Trolling the DAL-PHI Open Game Threads on SBNation

This is a first class whoopass…

But I thought you were on vacation.

You are the man OCC

But but but were the hottest team in the NFC…. Lol that’s classic I can just imagine him writing that with a puppydog face and his eyes all teared up

My playoff dream would go like this:

wild card
Kick the crap out of the Eagles once again and completely demoralize their whole fan base

Divisional
Knock Lord Favre around like he is a rag doll and make the announcers cry on air that their darling is getting the ever loving crap beaten out of him.

Conference
Get revenge on Green Bay

Super Bowl
Romo out gunning the great number 18, thereby forcing the announcers to grudgingly admit Romo is an elite QB.

Eagles We’re pretty much getting 44-6ed.
by BrianS on Jan 3, 2010 5:23 PM EST

I didn’t know they have wireless connection on fishing boats in the Bahamas!!!

everybody is hating on the boys. Except the Bengals.

when they have nothing else to say

I’m teary eyed from laughing. The Iggles fans must have to drop one f-bomb per comment or something.

The Vikes fans discussing Ben Franklin’s opposition to using the Eagle as our national bird, classic.

Thanks OCC.

that doesn’t even make sense at all… jw

20-6… then in the 2 last games the score will total…. 44-6 I wouldn’t mind a more lopsided score but I would love that picture

Seriously. I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.
My favorite was early on: I swear to Christ. Fucking Cowboys act like they’ve never made a play in the whole of their goddamn lives. "I caught a pass! Behold! I am become Death, destroyer of worlds!"
by Tracer Bullet on Jan 3, 2010 4:40 PM EST
Too funny..That one broke the ice and the rest just made me lol even harder. Thanks for the gameday thread comb!

 HU THE F*CK DO U THINK U R?

brah u come in here and insult this guy for sharing his opinion on the eagles game on a EAGLES SITE. i hope we lick the boys next week so we can shut up dumbf*cks like u and matt mosley (douchebag). Eagles for the superbowl B*TCH

by HawaiiEaglesFanatic on Jan 3, 2010 11:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Somebody please post this on BGN.

Any Iggles fans actually like their chances next week? That had to be pretty demoralizing. They’ll probably cling to superstitious nonsense like “well, it’s hard to beat a good team 3 times” or something of the like.

Good stuff!

Nobody liked this line?

Vikings If only (Franklin) had gotten his way, we’d be watching the Philadelphia Turkeys. Or are we anyway.

O.Cool, somehow I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist! And anyway, you’re whitey-azz can’t take a full day of sun so you were looking for an excuse to sit in front of the computer? (oh, wait… it’s night-time there… cancel that :)

"Trotter just cannot cover Jason Witten" – Joe Buck. Fuck. HE’S smarter than anyone on our coaching staff…

But that was the best line.

did it for me.

but the widespread irrational hatred for the cowboys gets old… I mean, how could anyone hate miles austin? I root against other teams consistently, but there are only a few players I would say i hate and they have earned that hate (e.g., antonio pierce)

“But…but…we’re the hottest team in the NFC!”

: D

I still enjoyed the back and forth of the NO game comments immensely, but this is infinitely more satisfying with just the one comment:

Eagles We’re pretty much getting 44-6ed.
by BrianS on Jan 3, 2010 5:23 PM EST

Now we gotta do it again next week!

Looking forward to another one next week.

Vikings Who’s worse… Leinart or T. Jackson?
by ArizonaVikingsFan on Jan 3, 2010 5:04 PM EST

Vikings Cutler.
     by Odin on Jan 3, 2010 5:05 PM EST

"Trotter just cannot cover Jason Witten" – Joe Buck. Fuck. HE’S smarter than anyone on our coaching staff…

by Imp on Jan 3, 2010 6:32 PM EST

Eagles 44-6 again, if the cowboys are lucky
by eaglesinmd on Jan 3, 2010 3:42 PM EST

Loved reading this today….

Where is ByeDawk?

There were far to many lines for me to choose just one. Thanks again… its good to know there is still a deep hatred for the Cowboys… the moment that stops the moment we stop being a relevant team.

People tend to hate what they can’t have or who they wish they were like. So hate on haters

is my favorite new weekly post going. Keep up the great work OCC!

I was hoping you would have the time to do one on this game. Truly amazing quotes. I’m surprised that you haven’t posted on the percentage of times that Eagles fans use the word f++k . I’m sure it’s number 1 in the league. Great post OCC. Have a good vacation.

Eagles fans must have the lowest IQ’s of any teams fans in the NFL. great game., now Cowboys don’t get cocky, just go out next week and do your business!

I can’t believe that I came over after the game and congratulated you on the win. I think that as fans we were respectful last year after that 44-6 win and didn’t give you too much grief. But this is just ridiculous.

You talk about how bad Eagles fans are, and then you all have a circle jerk about trolling the BGN website and making fun of the fact that they were confident about their team winning.

All I have to say is that Karma is a bitch, and heaven forbid the Dallas Cowboys lose next week because the amount of crow you’ll be eating will be insane.

Took me 10 min. to read. I was in tears.

It’s cool. You guys deserve this after 13 years of mediocrity. I hope it only lasts till next Saturday ; )

this is what we type when we are losing and things are going bad in a game. Dejavu lol.

And impose their Rules for Behavior on a group they don’t know or belong to?

Must be Republicans.

yes this is a cowboys blog. don’t worry about what we do here. how about don’t lose and then we won’t be able to do posts like this. i’m sure last year after the 44-6 debacle philly fans were saying lots of vulgar things. that’s why we have bandwagon fans. we welcome them. fanhood has to start sometime. whereas philly fans would make fun of and humiliate anyone that tried to be a bandwagon fan for philly. i guess you could say it’s a southern thing, you wouldn’t understand.