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Bozo The Clown Lives!

I knew this would get everyone's attention. I just wanted to say for the millionth time ..... Wade Phillips sucks and the Cowboys will suck so long as he is coach!!!

If Wade and Rex Ryan were friends and went out for drinks: Wade would buy the hottest woman drinks all night ...... but Rex would go home with her.

 

Had Wade ever been fortunate enough to coach Michael Irvin, "The Playmaker" would have had Phillips by the coller in his office, yelling, "You gonna get out of this office and keep on walking!!!! ...... You are weak!!" And Phillips would have put his tail in between his legs and ket it moving.

Let's say Wade tried out for this season's Survivor, he would have conspired to get rid of Jimmy Johnson. And after the votes were read, he would (in his usual delayed confused way) look up at the stars and pump his fist as if to say "holy crap, we just did that?" (Sound familiar?)

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