Trolling The Cowboys @ Colts Open Game Threads: What Other SB Nation Bloggers Had To Say

by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 7, 2010 6:30 AM CST in Trolling the Universe

A win like the one over the Colts on Sunday calls for some serious celebration. After big win like that, we've made it a habit here at BTB to celebrate by trolling around the other SB Nation NFL sites and seeing what the fans of other teams had to say while they were watching the game. If you haven't seen one of these threads before, go look up the recent thread from the win over the Giants, the Saints thread from last year, the threads from the second and third Eagles games last year, or the thread from the day we drafted Dez Bryant - a big win if there ever was one.

Here's your chance to relive the Cowboys - Colts game via the 'play-by-play' in the open game threads of our fellow bloggers on our sister SB Nation sites. All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. This is not intended to call out any of the posters, it's all in good fun.

Be advised that the language has been edited in instances where I felt it would be inappropriate for this blog. No other changes have been made, no commentary added. Just the facts, ma'am.

Go Forward. Have A Great Day.

I've received some questions asking why there are never any Cowboys fans in these threads. Two reasons: One, if you are a Cowboy fan and watched the game, you probably remember exactly how you felt during the game - no need for a rehash. Two, if you really want to see what other Cowboys fans said, you can always read through the open threads for the game here on BTB.

1st Quarter
Colts	Not starting off well
Colts	by 18to87 on Dec 5, 2010 4:17 PM EST
Colts	Do we even have a head coach?
Colts	by NanceyBoy on Dec 5, 2010 4:20 PM EST
Colts	Can someone please fire caldwell
Colts	by Dito29 on Dec 5, 2010 4:20 PM EST
(10:23) (Run formation) T.Choice left end for 20 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Colts	Terrible. Absolutely terrible.
Colts	by 18to87 on Dec 5, 2010 4:21 PM EST reply actions
Colts	wow...go….. colts…..
Colts	by mkehoosier on Dec 5, 2010 4:21 PM EST reply actions
Colts	What was that?
Colts	by sandtiger812 on Dec 5, 2010 4:21 PM EST
Colts	Disgusting.
Colts	by NanceyBoy on Dec 5, 2010 4:22 PM EST
Colts	they made our Defense look silly there
Colts	by MarkFive05 on Dec 5, 2010 4:22 PM EST
Colts	Our defense has been silly all year
Colts	by 18to87 on Dec 5, 2010 4:22 PM EST
Colts	Great start, defense. That’ll fire the offense up.
Colts	by tegthethird on Dec 5, 2010 4:23 PM EST
Texans	TD against the Colts. I am going to disregard who plays the Colts.
Texans	by RocketsAstros on Dec 5, 2010 4:25 PM EST
Colts	We got past the 20 yard line! Our return game is improving!!!!
Colts	by MarkFive05 on Dec 5, 2010 4:25 PM EST
Colts	Manning PLEASE no ints
Colts	by Dito29 on Dec 5, 2010 4:26 PM EST
Colts	I'd take Wade Phillips and/or Chilly right now.
Colts	by Joseph on Dec 5, 2010 4:27 PM EST*
(8:28) P.Manning pass deep left intended for R.Wayne INTERCEPTED by A.Ball at DAL 16
Colts	I'm sorry, but Manning’s arm is declining
Colts	by Dito29 on Dec 5, 2010 4:28 PM EST
Colts	Wow.
Colts	by Joseph on Dec 5, 2010 4:29 PM EST reply actions*
Colts	WTF was that?!
Colts	by ThanksALot on Dec 5, 2010 4:29 PM EST reply actions
Colts	here we go.
Colts	by chihoosierguy on Dec 5, 2010 4:29 PM EST reply actions
Colts	damnet, now all the haters gonna be talking bout Peytons INTS
Colts	by wildblueyonder1 on Dec 5, 2010 4:30 PM EST
Colts	Manning is forcing the ball due to 0 run game and backups. Bad things happen when you party naked
Colts	by colts9318rock on Dec 5, 2010 4:30 PM EST
Colts	There are a lot of Cowboy fans there.
Colts	by kferguson2002 on Dec 5, 2010 4:32 PM EST via mobile
Colts	Look how much bigger they are!!!
Colts	by Dito29 on Dec 5, 2010 4:35 PM EST
Patriots	another reason to support the boys: little Gronk
Patriots	by NinjaZX6R on Dec 5, 2010 4:36 PM EST
Eagles	The Colts do know the game started, right?
Eagles	by Tracer Bullet on Dec 5, 2010 4:36 PM EST
Colts	LOL... it's like a high school defense
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 4:36 PM EST
Colts	So glad we got some defensive players back. That way even that excuse is gone.
Colts	by ThanksALot on Dec 5, 2010 4:36 PM EST
Giants	6 Takeways. It good to see a team turn the ball over and not be the giants
Giants	by Jermal on Dec 5, 2010 4:36 PM EST reply actions
Giants	Don't like your comment but true....true.
Giants	by LoNJDTechnology on Dec 5, 2010 5:03 PM EST
Colts	Great we have to waste a timeout for this terrible defense to allow Dallas to score
Colts	by 18to87 on Dec 5, 2010 4:37 PM EST
(1:44) D.Buehler 30 yard field goal is GOOD
Colts	I like how the consistency of the defense really improved. Im just really beat down about how lousy they are
Colts	by Marrebou on Dec 5, 2010 4:40 PM EST
Patriots	Manning is immune to any and all criticism anyone can muster. He is Messiah. That is all.
Patriots	by AtomicDawg on Dec 5, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
Colts	Look at how much bigger they are than us.
Colts	by chihoosierguy on Dec 5, 2010 4:44 PM EST
Patriots	Garcon hurt
Patriots	by PatNation85 on Dec 5, 2010 4:45 PM EST reply actions
Patriots	the waiter is hurt
Patriots	by NinjaZX6R on Dec 5, 2010 4:45 PM EST
Colts	Where's Hank Baskett? No, I don’t want him to play. I just want to throw something at him.
Colts	by Joseph on Dec 5, 2010 4:45 PM EST reply actions*
Colts	I want to see his smokin hot wife.
Colts	by sandtiger812 on Dec 5, 2010 4:46 PM EST
Colts	I'm sorry, but this is a soft team!!!!
Colts	by Dito29 on Dec 5, 2010 4:46 PM EST
Colts	Colts D: We're not soft…We’re just generous
Colts	by kingjaffe on Dec 5, 2010 4:47 PM EST
Colts	Even friendly
Colts	by mkehoosier on Dec 5, 2010 4:47 PM EST

2nd Quarter
Colts	Why can't we ever play a good game? Why do we always have to play soft?
Colts	by 18to87 on Dec 5, 2010 4:48 PM EST
Colts	I think Caldwell gives out hugs in the locker room after every loss
Colts	by mkehoosier on Dec 5, 2010 4:48 PM EST
(14:22) (Shotgun) P.Manning pass short left intended for B.White INTERCEPTED by O.Scandrick at IND 40. O.Scandrick for 40 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Patriots	WOW. And some people were calling Manning better than Brady
Patriots	by HailHoodie on Dec 5, 2010 4:49 PM EST
Colts	NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Colts	by wildblueyonder1 on Dec 5, 2010 4:49 PM EST
Colts	Season
Colts	by ThanksALot on Dec 5, 2010 4:49 PM EST
Colts	I quit this game. Like this team has quit this season. Peace out.
Colts	by mkehoosier on Dec 5, 2010 4:49 PM EST
Colts	That was a HORRIBLE throw. No defense of that can possible be offered.
Colts	by Joseph on Dec 5, 2010 4:49 PM EST*
Colts	why did he throw that
Colts	by wildblueyonder1 on Dec 5, 2010 4:49 PM EST
Colts	I quit.
Colts	by Ram27 on Dec 5, 2010 4:49 PM EST
Texans	whistles Peyton is human after all
Texans	by TexansDC on Dec 5, 2010 4:50 PM EST
Colts	This is pathetic
Colts	by The Learned Hand on Dec 5, 2010 4:50 PM EST
Packers	When did the Colts trade for Jake Delhomme?
Packers	by ThroughBeingCool on Dec 5, 2010 4:51 PM EST
Patriots	I believe we shall troll Stampede Blue. first to get banned is given a prize (another pick 6)
Patriots	by Cameron O on Dec 5, 2010 4:51 PM EST
Giants	Peyton been infected by Eli? Or has Eli just passed turnoveritis to him like a hot potatoe?
Giants	by Amsterdam Admirals on Dec 5, 2010 4:52 PM EST
Colts	Hey Peyton. Welcome to the twilight zone. What an absolute dumpster fire.
Colts	by metallicolts on Dec 5, 2010 4:52 PM EST
Colts	If this were Boxing or MMA the refs would stop the beating.
Colts	by Joseph on Dec 5, 2010 4:53 PM EST*
Colts	If the Colts were dogs Michael Vick would have done beat them
Colts	by cardsfan1 on Dec 5, 2010 4:53 PM EST
Colts	seriously, the sorriest ungrateful fans in the world can be found on this site
Colts	by colts9318rock on Dec 5, 2010 4:56 PM EST
Colts	As a visiting Bronco fan… I can’t help but chuckle. You guys don’t know what hopelessness is.
Colts	by sc31089 on Dec 5, 2010 4:58 PM EST
Colts	Have they panned to the sideline to show Caldwell's glazed eyes?
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 5:00 PM EST
Patriots	Just wondering when they say manning has no one. When did reggie wayne become a random scrub?
Patriots	by lololol on Dec 5, 2010 5:02 PM EST
(6:03) P.Manning pass short middle to P.Garcon for 13 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Colts	PIERRE!!!!! WE'RE BACK IN IT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colts	by 18to87 on Dec 5, 2010 5:06 PM EST
Colts	WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Colts	by ThanksALot on Dec 5, 2010 5:06 PM EST
Colts	THAT PASS WAS DIRTY
Colts	by wildblueyonder1 on Dec 5, 2010 5:07 PM EST
Colts	Caldwell has just asked for fan help in determining if he should review the Bryant catch.
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 5:13 PM EST
Colts	way to predictable. we run the same plays over and over
Colts	by boogieblue on Dec 5, 2010 5:16 PM EST
Colts	Peyton should go with an empty backfield. There is no purpose of having a running back
Colts	by kingjaffe on Dec 5, 2010 5:16 PM EST
Colts	wtf was that we let John Kitna gain 20 yards :/
Colts	by 18to87 on Dec 5, 2010 5:17 PM EST
Patriots	Kitna was like Grease Lightening.
Patriots	by PatNation85 on Dec 5, 2010 5:18 PM EST
Colts	LOL... Kitna is faster than our under-sized "quick" D.
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 5:18 PM EST
Colts	Thought this defense was supposed to be fast?
Colts	by NewEnglandColtsFan on Dec 5, 2010 5:18 PM EST
Colts	after the catch.
Colts	by chihoosierguy on Dec 5, 2010 5:18 PM EST
Colts	Kitna is one of the fastest guys in the league.
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 5:26 PM EST
Colts	Why does Manning get the credit when the playcalling and offence works well, but it's the OC's fault when it doesn't? I thought he was the default Colts OC…
Colts	by Comedic.Sans on Dec 5, 2010 5:19 PM EST
Colts	even Kitna is playing better than Manning
Colts	by Dito29 on Dec 5, 2010 5:25 PM EST
Texans	Watching Dallas effectively run a 2 minute drill just hurts… Why can’t the Texans figure out how to run a hurry-up effectively?
Texans	by DilloTex on Dec 5, 2010 5:27 PM EST
(:07) D.Buehler 48 yard field goal is No Good, Wide Right
Colts	Whew
Colts	by ThanksALot on Dec 5, 2010 5:28 PM EST reply actions
Colts	HE MISSED IT!!!
Colts	by 18to87 on Dec 5, 2010 5:28 PM EST reply actions
Colts	a kicker missed against us? Blasphemy!
Colts	by sandtiger812 on Dec 5, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Colts	Is this the first time a kickers missed against us this year?
Colts	by kjzk13 on Dec 5, 2010 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Colts	I miss Wade Phillips
Colts	by sandtiger812 on Dec 5, 2010 5:29 PM EST
Colts	I'm surprised Caldwell didn't call a TO there.
Colts	by Joseph on Dec 5, 2010 5:28 PM EST reply actions*
Colts	Good thing he was busy thinking about halftime lunch.
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 5:29 PM EST
Colts	Someone better fire them up in the locker room...Guessing it won’t be Caldwell
Colts	by Blythe on Dec 5, 2010 5:29 PM EST reply actions
Colts	I wonder if Caldwell says anything at halftime. I bet just he sits there, drinks a cup of coffee and tells everyone to quiet down.
Colts	by ThanksALot on Dec 5, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
Colts	I'm thinking he drinks a cup of coffee and tries to pyramid his coffee creamers.
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
Colts	I've always imagined a scene in which there is absolutely no sound whatsoever outside of a sigh every now and then.
Colts	by Joseph on Dec 5, 2010 5:33 PM EST*

3rd Quarter
Colts	I would literally sell my soul for a TD on the opening drive.
Colts	by paddyduffy88 on Dec 5, 2010 5:42 PM EST
Colts	This is looking so much better
Colts	by Ram27 on Dec 5, 2010 5:44 PM EST
(14:02) (No Huddle, Shotgun) P.Manning pass deep left to R.Wayne for 34 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Colts	hell yes
Colts	by chihoosierguy on Dec 5, 2010 5:45 PM EST
Colts	YESSS!!!!!!!
Colts	by Ram27 on Dec 5, 2010 5:45 PM EST
Colts	YEAH BABY!!!!
Colts	by NewEnglandColtsFan on Dec 5, 2010 5:45 PM EST
Colts	bout time
Colts	by Dito29 on Dec 5, 2010 5:45 PM EST
Colts	THANK YOU BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!
Colts	by ThanksALot on Dec 5, 2010 5:45 PM EST
Colts	Caldwell moved his arm there. Signs of life!
Colts	by ThanksALot on Dec 5, 2010 5:50 PM EST
Colts	Jon Kitna looks faster than any of our players.
Colts	by Joseph on Dec 5, 2010 5:51 PM EST*
Colts	STOP THAT AWFUL DRAW PLAY!!!!!!!
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 5:55 PM EST
Patriots	wtf Miles Austin...thats twice now
Patriots	by NinjaZX6R on Dec 5, 2010 6:04 PM EST reply actions
Patriots	Beautiful throw. Austin caught daydreaming
Patriots	by Chari on Dec 5, 2010 6:04 PM EST
Colts	Miles Austin has been the Colts best player.
Colts	by Joseph on Dec 5, 2010 6:04 PM EST*
(5:52) D.Buehler 46 yard field goal is GOOD
Patriots	man....sean lee doesn't like mich players lol
Patriots	by NinjaZX6R on Dec 5, 2010 6:07 PM EST
Colts	Miles Austin got Reggie'd? Lost it in the lights?
Colts	by sandtiger812 on Dec 5, 2010 6:07 PM EST
(5:05) (Shotgun) P.Manning pass deep left intended for B.White INTERCEPTED by S.Lee at IND 31. S.Lee for 31 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Packers	Wow, Manning is AWFUL tonight. BEYOND Awful…
Packers	by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 5, 2010 6:09 PM EST
Colts	I used to get excited every time we threw even somewhat deep, but now I'm just scared. Very, very scared.
Colts	by Joseph on Dec 5, 2010 6:09 PM EST*
Colts	fail
Colts	by Cameron O on Dec 5, 2010 6:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Colts	Manning is the equivalent of an own goal machine in Soccer.
Colts	by Joseph on Dec 5, 2010 6:10 PM EST*
Colts	Manning's arm just isn’t strong enough anymore
Colts	by Dito29 on Dec 5, 2010 6:10 PM EST
Colts	Peyton's fault...But really a better play by Lee.
Colts	by abeTHEhoosier on Dec 5, 2010 6:12 PM EST
Colts	PEYTON MANNING HAS CAUSED MORE POINTS TO BE SCORED AGAINST US THESE LAST FEW WEEKS THAN OUR OWN HORRIBLE DEFENSE. SOMEONE NEEDS TO SEND A MESSAGE THAT HE IS PLAYING HORRIBLE AND SINGLE HANDEDLY COSTING THIS TEAM GAMES AND MAYBE THE PLAYOFFS
Colts	by LBizZLE on Dec 5, 2010 6:12 PM EST
Colts	Caldwell: "Let me finish my coffee and I'll write him a note."
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 6:25 PM EST
Colts	Lot of applause/cheers for a facemask call against Colts Are Colts fans even going to the games anymore?
Colts	by mkehoosier on Dec 5, 2010 6:17 PM EST

4th Quarter
(15:00) J.James up the middle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Colts	TD BABY!
Colts	by chihoosierguy on Dec 5, 2010 6:22 PM EST
Colts	We're back in it!
Colts	by Ayrshire on Dec 5, 2010 6:22 PM EST
Colts	don't hold your breath they'll eventually screw up
Colts	by drake89 on Dec 5, 2010 6:25 PM EST
(13:05) M.McBriar punt is BLOCKED by T.Smith, Center-L.Ladouceur, RECOVERED by IND-T.Smith at DAL 2. T.Smith for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Texans	This Colts/Cowboys game is not boring
Texans	by WhiskeyR on Dec 5, 2010 6:29 PM EST
Colts	what just happened!
Colts	by cardsfan1 on Dec 5, 2010 6:29 PM EST reply actions
Colts	CRAZY!!!
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 6:29 PM EST reply actions
Colts	OOOOOOOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOD!
Colts	by colts9318rock on Dec 5, 2010 6:29 PM EST reply actions
Colts	we can do that?
Colts	by sandtiger812 on Dec 5, 2010 6:29 PM EST reply actions
Colts	Special teams!!!!!
Colts	by kjzk13 on Dec 5, 2010 6:29 PM EST
Colts	wat a good time to come to the open thread lol
Colts	by Session FF on Dec 5, 2010 6:30 PM EST reply actions
Colts	Holy poop. We have ourselves a football game.
Colts	by JesusNinja13 on Dec 5, 2010 6:30 PM EST
Colts	Excuse me, but Peyton Friggin Manning is the reason we are still in this game as well.
Colts	by 18to87 on Dec 5, 2010 6:32 PM EST
Colts	dont celebrate to long peyton will throw another pick 6
Colts	by Assman1 on Dec 5, 2010 6:32 PM EST
Colts	They are trying to wear us down...
Colts	by Justin Pugh on Dec 5, 2010 6:41 PM EST reply actions
Colts	It's working.
Colts	by JesusNinja13 on Dec 5, 2010 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
Colts	It's working
Colts	by Wrigster on Dec 5, 2010 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
Colts	It's working.
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 6:43 PM EST
Colts	I'd like for our guys to not get dragged for 3-5 yards on every run.
Colts	by Joseph on Dec 5, 2010 6:44 PM EST*
Eagles	I miss Wade Phillips. He would know how to make Dallas lose this game.
Eagles	by groot on Dec 5, 2010 6:45 PM EST
Colts	Miss it!
Colts	by Ram27 on Dec 5, 2010 6:46 PM EST reply actions
Colts	Caldwell called a timeout to freeze him.I really wouldn’t have been surprised.
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 6:47 PM EST reply actions
Colts	Miiiiiissss it! Please
Colts	by ThanksALot on Dec 5, 2010 6:47 PM EST reply actions
Colts	I hope he misses
Colts	by sandtiger812 on Dec 5, 2010 6:47 PM EST reply actions
Colts	Another flag!!
Colts	by 18to87 on Dec 5, 2010 6:47 PM EST
Patriots	If he leads the team with a td, we'll have to hear the football world proclaim his as the greatest player ever. And forget about the interceptions!!
Patriots	by PatNation85 on Dec 5, 2010 6:48 PM EST
PENALTY on IND-E.Foster, Leverage, 3 yards, enforced at IND 6
Colts	OMG
Colts	by The Learned Hand on Dec 5, 2010 6:48 PM EST reply actions
Colts	WTF??? Are you serious???
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 6:48 PM EST
Colts	That penalty just hurts.
Colts	by Tvm950 on Dec 5, 2010 6:48 PM EST
(2:43) (Shotgun) J.Kitna pass short left to J.Witten for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Colts	I hate our team
Colts	by cardsfan1 on Dec 5, 2010 6:52 PM EST reply actions
Colts	That all shouldn't have happened
Colts	by Ram27 on Dec 5, 2010 6:52 PM EST
Colts	If this ends on another Manning pick...
Colts	by paddyduffy88 on Dec 5, 2010 6:54 PM EST reply actions
Colts	I will punch a baby.
Colts	by JesusNinja13 on Dec 5, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
Colts	God kills 18 kittens
Colts	by Ram27 on Dec 5, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
Colts	Caldwell will blink.
Colts	by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 6:55 PM EST
Titans	i can't believe i'm saying this: Go Cowboys
Titans	by Change on Dec 5, 2010 6:55 PM EST
Patriots	STFU Joe Buck rattling off everything the Colts have done…right now..they are losing…
Patriots	by AtomicDawg on Dec 5, 2010 6:57 PM EST
Colts	Please Mr. Manning, don’t throw to the other guys…
Colts	by chihoosierguy on Dec 5, 2010 6:59 PM EST
Colts	No picks please...
Colts	by abeTHEhoosier on Dec 5, 2010 6:59 PM EST
Patriots	there's that scrub reggie wayne again. manning doing all the work
Patriots	by lololol on Dec 5, 2010 7:01 PM EST
Giants	Manning to Wayne. Apparently these 2 have been making big plays for years. Who knew?
Giants	by Rorschach44 on Dec 5, 2010 7:02 PM EST
Colts	Lets run, Too much time for Kitna
Colts	by Ty46 on Dec 5, 2010 7:04 PM EST reply actions
Colts	There's something I never expected to read.
Colts	by JesusNinja13 on Dec 5, 2010 7:04 PM EST
Colts	YES!
Colts	by ThanksALot on Dec 5, 2010 7:04 PM EST
Colts	WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Colts	by The Learned Hand on Dec 5, 2010 7:04 PM EST
Colts	Now we need to get lucky on a coin toss
Colts	by ThanksALot on Dec 5, 2010 7:05 PM EST reply actions
Colts	I hope we win the toss.
Colts	by Ayrshire on Dec 5, 2010 7:06 PM EST

Overtime
IND wins toss, elects to Receive, and DAL elects to defend the North goal.
Colts	Yes. Coin toss WIN.
Colts	by Tvm950 on Dec 5, 2010 7:09 PM EST reply actions
Colts	WE GET THE BALL!!!!
Colts	by 18to87 on Dec 5, 2010 7:09 PM EST
Patriots	manning did everything on that drive. including telepathically going to reggie wayne’s body to make all those great catches
Patriots	by lololol on Dec 5, 2010 7:11 PM EST
Colts	Defense just gift-wrapped it to the offense..…Make up for it, 18&87!!
Colts	by The Learned Hand on Dec 5, 2010 7:17 PM EST
Colts	lets go manning
Colts	by Dito29 on Dec 5, 2010 7:18 PM EST
(11:21) (Shotgun) P.Manning pass intended for J.Tamme INTERCEPTED by S.Lee (M.Jenkins) at IND 49. S.Lee to IND 36 for 13 yards
Patriots	MANNINGCEPTION!!
Patriots	by JohnHannahRules on Dec 5, 2010 7:19 PM EST
Colts	I'm going to be sick
Colts	by 18to87 on Dec 5, 2010 7:19 PM EST
Colts	This is disgusting
Colts	by Ram27 on Dec 5, 2010 7:19 PM EST
Colts	We can kiss this season goodbye.
Colts	by Ayrshire on Dec 5, 2010 7:19 PM EST
Texans	Picked again?! Something has to be wrong with Manning, this is just too strange for words.
Texans	by UprootedTexan on Dec 5, 2010 7:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Texans	More like...Too awesome for words.
Texans	by Nashmeister on Dec 5, 2010 7:20 PM EST
Colts	at least their FG kicker sucks
Colts	by wildblueyonder1 on Dec 5, 2010 7:20 PM EST
Packers	When did 2005 Brett Favre turn into Peyton Manning?
Packers	by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 5, 2010 7:20 PM EST
Packers	You mean 2010 Favre, as well.
Packers	by jobe on Dec 5, 2010 7:25 PM EST
Colts	Manning kept us in the game
Colts	by The Learned Hand on Dec 5, 2010 7:23 PM EST
(8:01) D.Buehler 38 yard field goal is GOOD
Patriots	Manning should have asked for that contract before the seasons started
Patriots	by lololol on Dec 5, 2010 7:24 PM EST
Eagles	Dallas wins. Worse draft pick for them.
Eagles	by groot on Dec 5, 2010 7:24 PM EST reply actions
Eagles	Let’s see if they can win themselves out of a top 10 picks
Eagles	by sctrojan13 on Dec 5, 2010 7:25 PM EST
Colts	#18 comes through with the win again. Buehler wins it…
Colts	by BlueKrew on Dec 5, 2010 7:25 PM EST
Giants	Looks like Dez Bryant is done for the season. Annoying, being that the Cowboys still play the Eagles twice.
Giants	by Mount17 on Dec 5, 2010 7:29 PM EST
Giants	damn. would of liked to see him go nuts on the eagle secondary
Giants	by The Always Well Dressed... on Dec 5, 2010 7:31 PM EST

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First To Say

I’ve been waiting breathlessly for this. Thanks OCC!

"You have to have a stronger belief in yourself than the disbelief of others."
Antonio Ramirez Romo

by Far Rider on Dec 7, 2010 6:56 AM CST reply actions

My favorite Colts fan quote

" Bad things happen when you party naked"

by thepainster on Dec 7, 2010 7:01 AM CST reply actions

agreed. classic.

by rabblerousr on Dec 7, 2010 10:18 AM CST up reply actions

I miss all the Dez comments haha

Its official all NYG fans are now Cowboy fans! We have numbers on our side!

by thebigham on Dec 7, 2010 7:24 AM CST reply actions

I don't want them

Semper Fi Do or Die

by Jeremiah_24 on Dec 7, 2010 7:39 AM CST up reply actions

Someone has to win the Division

I guess its personal preference but since we have a chance to derail the Eagles I’d rather have the Giants win

by thebigham on Dec 7, 2010 7:45 AM CST up reply actions

+1

I at least respect Coughlan

He who laughs last, thinks slowest

by BigBad Joe on Dec 7, 2010 9:40 AM CST up reply actions

I don't hate the gnats anywhere near as much as the iggles and deadskins.

Deep down inside I hate the ’skins the most. But they have been so pathetic this decade that my iggles hatred is shown more outwardly.

- "If you know so much about women why are you here at the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?"
- "By choice! Man"

by fan since '65 on Dec 7, 2010 2:02 PM CST up reply actions

I feel about the same way...

You and me remember when the Redskins were such a hated rival. They probably rivaled the Yanks-Red Sox rivalry at one point. And I like Coughlin but some of the Giants are such trash talkers. I wouldn’t mind seeing Reid and that organization get rewarded with success.

by selke99 on Dec 7, 2010 7:52 PM CST up reply actions

Leave it to Eagles fans

To comment about how we are just winning ourselves out of a top draft pick instead of admitting they are now a little nervous about their games against the Boys.

Though I do have to give credit to one Eagles fan’s quote: “I miss Wade Phillips. He would know how to make Dallas lose this game.”

"Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable."
"Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control." - Tom Landry

by Kegbearer on Dec 7, 2010 7:26 AM CST reply actions

+1

although i did think it was funny how one eagles fan said “lets see if they can win themselves out of a top 10 pick”……does he not realize that we play them twice yet ?? and that we might have to beat them both times to do so ?

Eagles fans, smart ? Not so much

He who laughs last, thinks slowest

by BigBad Joe on Dec 7, 2010 9:42 AM CST up reply actions

LOL.

by Fernie67 on Dec 7, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions

Crazy thing is...

I wonder if Jerry realized that Cowboy haters and Eagles/Redskins/Giants fans actually enjoyed having Wade as our HC. That should tell you something right there.

by selke99 on Dec 7, 2010 7:53 PM CST up reply actions

If they only knew what they were saying....

Colts If this ends on another Manning pick…
by paddyduffy88 on Dec 5, 2010 6:54 PM EST reply actions
Colts I will punch a baby.
     by JesusNinja13 on Dec 5, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
Colts God kills 18 kittens
     by Ram27 on Dec 5, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
Colts Caldwell will blink.
     by SoCalHoosier on Dec 5, 2010 6:55 PM EST

Semper Fi Do or Die

by Jeremiah_24 on Dec 7, 2010 7:39 AM CST reply actions

And I wonder if this guy has made his appointment yet?

I would literally sell my soul for a TD on the opening drive.
by paddyduffy88 on Dec 5, 2010 5:42 PM EST

But I did laugh at “I will punch a baby”.

- "If you know so much about women why are you here at the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?"
- "By choice! Man"

by fan since '65 on Dec 7, 2010 2:05 PM CST up reply actions

My fave lines

Were the ones about Jim Caldwell…ROFL

I’m surprised Caldwell didn’t call a TO there. by Joseph*
Good thing he was busy thinking about halftime lunch. SoCalHoosier

I wonder if Caldwell says anything at halftime. I bet just he sits there, drinks a cup of coffee and tells everyone to quiet down. ThanksALot
I’m thinking he drinks a cup of coffee and tries to pyramid his coffee creamers.

If this ends on another Manning pick… paddyduffy88
I will punch a baby. JesusNinja13
God kills 18 kittens Ram27
Caldwell will blink. SoCalHoosier

These are GREAT.. I can’t wait to see the open thread for when we SWEEP the EA-GIRLS again :D (minus Dez :( )

2010 season is all but lost, in Red Headed Jesus, I believe..
Dez is the modern era manster..on offense
Redskins suck
Respect them, but still hate the Giants
Still hate the Texans
...will always despise the Eagles

by DWare94_JRat90 on Dec 7, 2010 7:59 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

OCC, you do great work for this blog, but this is my favorite thing of everything you do. Just great stuff

Lifetime Cowboys Fan from the Swamps of Jersey
My Beer Blog: http://tiltingsuds.wordpress.com/

by Seanrude on Dec 7, 2010 8:24 AM CST reply actions

Even without cheerleader pics?

by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 7, 2010 8:45 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

Would be even better with

CHEERLEADER PICS

He who laughs last, thinks slowest

by BigBad Joe on Dec 7, 2010 9:43 AM CST up reply actions

Even without them, but don't let that be a barrier to you throwing some up there

Lifetime Cowboys Fan from the Swamps of Jersey
My Beer Blog: http://tiltingsuds.wordpress.com/

by Seanrude on Dec 7, 2010 10:23 AM CST up reply actions

Rec'd

Love these. Thanks OCC

Why does Manning get the credit when the playcalling and offence works well, but it’s the OC’s fault when it doesn’t? I thought he was the default Colts OC…

hehe

by Dezstroyer88 on Dec 7, 2010 8:45 AM CST reply actions

OMG i have been missing it

i never paid attention to these articles. i always thought it was just our game thread rehash. this is great, hilarious and insightful. Thanks for putting it together!

by jrogersdal on Dec 7, 2010 9:00 AM CST reply actions

Man, I've missed this.....

but last years were a lot more fun, unfortunately.

by Road Warrior on Dec 7, 2010 9:30 AM CST reply actions

hilarious

Greetings from the Humungus, the Ruler of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-A. I laugh at your puny plans.

by Lord Humungus on Dec 7, 2010 10:21 AM CST via mobile reply actions

My favorite

when did the Colts trade for Jake Delhomme?

Priceless

In Romo we Trust

by Terry on Dec 7, 2010 10:53 AM CST reply actions

Great stuff as always, OCC!

very enjoyable.

"Gentlemen, it's been a privilege flying with you." - Jim Lovell

by BishopWest on Dec 7, 2010 11:07 AM CST reply actions

LOL!

Kitna is one of the fastest guys in the league.

~Texas Massacre '09~

by TheHeat on Dec 7, 2010 12:44 PM CST reply actions

It's true... In the 40 yr old QB crowd.

He placed right ahead of Brett

Semper Fi Do or Die

by Jeremiah_24 on Dec 8, 2010 6:34 AM CST up reply actions

LMAO

Manning is forcing the ball due to 0 run game and backups. Bad things happen when you party naked

Colts D: We’re not soft…We’re just generous

Caldwell has just asked for fan help in determining if he should review the Bryant catch.

He would know how to make Dallas lose this game.

"You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you."

- John Wooden (God rest his soul)

by 5Blings on Dec 7, 2010 4:26 PM CST reply actions

I love these posts. This round was...instructive.

by Fernie67 on Dec 7, 2010 4:31 PM CST reply actions

OCC, I know you're a big numbers guy...

but these are by far the best thing you write on the blog! So many great quotes I can’t list them all here. I get as excited when I see this headline as I do on the KSK blog of Jerry and Wade and Fake Rex Ryan! Keep it up! Hopefully we will have one next Monday after a Dallas shocker!

by selke99 on Dec 7, 2010 7:55 PM CST reply actions