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Welcome a New Writer to BTB's Front Page

As is tradition here at BTB, we add some front-page help over the offseason. We do this to add new voices to the blog with differing points of view and expertise. We like to bring up guys (or gals) from the community who have done exemplary work in the FanPosts and the comments section over an extended period of time. Also, it has to be someone who has received the recognition of his peers.

We've got just such a person at BTB. You guys know 'em, most of you guys love his work, so it should be no surprise we are bringing him up to the front for the 2010 offseason.

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Please help me welcome One.Cool.Customer as a contributing writer here at BTB. O.C.C. (as I will officially call him from now on) has been posting awesome FanPosts using statistics to look at all kinds of things to do with football and the Cowboys. He'll continue that work now over the spring and summer.

Congrats O.C.C. on your excellent work so far, and on your many upcoming masterpieces. (Heh, nothing like putting  a little pressure on right out of the gate.)

Now, a word or two from our newest contributor - One.Cool.Customer. (Known to his friends as Lars).

I had lots of fun posting in the FanPosts section in the past, and judging by the comments, so did most of you. When Dave asked me to help out on the front-page for the offseason, I felt both delighted and a little nervous. Posting on the front page is a different animal altogether, so I ask for a little patience as I find my way around the do's and dont's. For those of you familiar with my previous stuff on BTB, expect more of the same - all
others, expect posts that are heavily focused on stats, sometimes serious in tone, sometimes irreverent, and
occasionally with obscure stat that are off the beaten path.

Some of the regular readers here know that I live in Germany. But now it's time to come clean on another minor detail: I don't just live here, I am in fact a German. I spent some time in the early eighties with my parents in Columbia, South Carolina (Go Clemson! And Jerry, please draft Jacoby Ford) where my parents bought an impressionable 10-year old a Cowboys jacket, and I've stuck with the Cowboys ever since. My younger brother got a Steelers jacket, so the two of us now have 11 rings between us :-).

Here's hoping that you will find my contribution to the front page either entertaining or enlightening - and ideally a
combination of both - in what already feels like a very, very long off-season ahead of us.

Lars

Be sure to say hello to O.C.C. and congratulate him on his move to the front.

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Well it's about damn time!

FEAR the STAR.

"You have been banned from Bleeding Green Nation" -JasonB

by .FRoST.USAF on Feb 8, 2010 7:04 AM CST reply actions  

I'm sure I can speak for a lot of us, when I say...

Keep doin’ what ya doin’.

FEAR the STAR.

"You have been banned from Bleeding Green Nation" -JasonB

by .FRoST.USAF on Feb 8, 2010 7:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I'll, uh, second and third that :)

O.Cool… you really made Grizz’s job easy, as your posts are so consistently a pleasure to read. You deserve it!

Does this mean your “Trolling…” posts will make the front page? :)

Doomsday returns... Wade Phillips style.

by DalaiLuke on Feb 8, 2010 7:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Well deserved OCC

Look forward to more of your entertaining posts and of course, the all-important Cheerleader art, without which no OCC post would ever be comlpete…

FREE THE OGLETREE!!!

by dunkman on Feb 8, 2010 8:02 AM CST up reply actions  

HERE HERE!!!

Best of Luck man! Appreciate the job done so far!!!

by elFURIOSOpozo on Feb 8, 2010 7:07 AM CST reply actions  

Congratulations OCC and excellent choice Dave,

Your fanposts have been great Lars.

Looking forward to more of the same.

by Luke. on Feb 8, 2010 7:17 AM CST reply actions  

Congrats OCC!

I love your fan posts, and look forward to seeing them front and center – keep up the great work!

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him. - Bruce Lee

by LucyFur3d on Feb 8, 2010 7:25 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Congratulations!

Keep the cheerleader pictures coming!

Lifetime Cowboys Fan from the Swamps of Jersey

by Seanrude on Feb 8, 2010 7:39 AM CST reply actions  

SWEET

I was hoping this day would come!

How Bout Them Cowboys!

by sprprsnmn on Feb 8, 2010 8:12 AM CST reply actions  

No brainer....

Love your work OCC. Congrats! And your right about a long off-season ahead of us. It was like yesterday I was getting ready for opening day in Tampa!

Anomoly............Finally here.........

by goat3000 on Feb 8, 2010 8:25 AM CST reply actions  

Congrats O.C.C.!

2009 BTB Fantasy Champ... Deal with it

by quincyyyyy on Feb 8, 2010 9:08 AM CST reply actions  

Congrats OCC

well deserved and keep up the excellent work.

by DCowboy on Feb 8, 2010 9:29 AM CST reply actions  

Thanks everybody

I appreciate the show of support and will try hard to live up to it – though sneaking cheerleaders onto the front page might be a little more tricky than in the fanposts :-)

by One.Cool.Customer on Feb 8, 2010 9:37 AM CST reply actions  

Dammit!

Well if you can’t sneak cheerleaders on I guess it’s time to can this idea… oh well!

: )

by The Immortal Iron Fist AKA AFB on Feb 8, 2010 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Just cause you're a front page writer

doesn’t mean you can’t occasionally put up a fanpost! :-)

Oh yeah – congratulations!!

by ihtanni on Feb 8, 2010 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Congrats man

After all the hard work, it is well deserved. Good job man

I'll live and die with number 9....

by Zach22 on Feb 8, 2010 9:50 AM CST reply actions  

Good job OCC - Congrats and looking forward to your 1st front page

Love the stats (but I’m a geek, so serve ’em up ;-)

When in doubt, empty your magazine

by MudMarine on Feb 8, 2010 10:09 AM CST reply actions  

Viel Glück!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Feb 8, 2010 10:14 AM CST reply actions  

biggup

come down selectah!

2009 BTB Part Deux Fantasy League Champion. 'Kill Everybody 13-2'. KDP knows football.

by KD Drummond on Feb 8, 2010 10:18 AM CST reply actions  

Viva OCC!

and I second your Clemson and Jacoby Ford sentiments. Thank goodness you didn’t get drawn in to that ugly stepsister downstate since you lived in their town. XD

by mdlusk on Feb 8, 2010 10:21 AM CST reply actions  

Welcome to the show, brother!

Who’s down with OCC? Yeah, you know me…all the homies!

BTB League Consolation Ladder Champ...thought you knew.

by Aaron Novinger on Feb 8, 2010 10:34 AM CST reply actions  

Congratulations

It is certainly deserved.

If I had a nickel for every Super Bowl the Eagles have won, I would have zero nickels.

by Cowboyfan729 on Feb 8, 2010 11:29 AM CST reply actions  

Gratz!

An excellent choice. Congrats to OCC for being picked and to Dave for picking him.

by RickT on Feb 8, 2010 11:57 AM CST reply actions  

Congrats! Almost unfair..

that BTB continues to fortify its foothold as THE place for discussion for the knowledgable fan. Especially contrasted with the infantile tripe found on DMN & “espndallas” (lol)- to think those guys actually get paychecks for their drivel.

by NinoP on Feb 8, 2010 12:07 PM CST reply actions  

Congratulations!

My first few months I thought you were a regular writer anyway. Finally I figured out that you were just a fan posting great stuff….and now I have to re-adjust to you as a writer. I don’t mind, you have earned this distinction.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

by White Wolf on Feb 8, 2010 1:03 PM CST reply actions  

No surprise at all

Very entertaining/enlightening posts. Keep up the good work and congrats! Excellent choice BTB.

"The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart."

by Benthere on Feb 8, 2010 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

Best Wishes

you sound ideal for coverage of the winter olympics. ;)

if you can satisfy most of this bunch most of the time you will be doing a great job.

by TCB Orange Dino on Feb 8, 2010 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

Congrats OCC.

Love the statistical nuggets you dig up for us. And the artwork you share with us. Well-deserved.

by illcowboy on Feb 8, 2010 1:57 PM CST reply actions  

Congrats man :)

"When people talk about Super Bowl dynasties they mention the 1970's Steelers, 1980's 49ers, 1990's Cowboys and the current New England Patriots, but nobody has dominated the Super Bowl like Anheuser-Busch. In recent years, Budweiser has been the MVP of Super Bowl advertising -- making another company the favorite to win the Ad Meter poll was never an option."

Simon Noble

by dubious on Feb 8, 2010 4:07 PM CST reply actions  

Very much deserved

Way to go, OCC

Drago says, "We must break you!"

by APerfectStar on Feb 8, 2010 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

Congrats OCC

If you are ever in the Kaiserslautern area, you are welcome to come by my house for some beer and my wife’s cooking.

I absolutely love your country, by the way. I would stay here indefinitely if the taxes weren’t so high.

Ich bin ein Berliner--JFK

by HudBaby on Feb 8, 2010 5:12 PM CST reply actions  

K-Town!

I used to live around there…

FREE THE OGLETREE!!!

by dunkman on Feb 9, 2010 6:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Nah

I had a young family on a young soldier’s pay. But I love the area. Still have German friends there I visit from time to time.

FREE THE OGLETREE!!!

by dunkman on Feb 10, 2010 6:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I was hoping this was coming

Congrats Lars.

altho I’ve said the Fanpost rec list actually was a perfect place for you because it actually stays up in view even longer than front page posts, your stuff is obviously quite worthy of being front page material and you were the obvious candidate for Dave to bring aboard officially, and I’m sure we’ll all pitch in with comments the same regardless of not being able to see your posts in the fanpost rec list.

by scottmaui on Feb 8, 2010 6:03 PM CST reply actions  

Congrats OCC

You know most , including myself love your articles but this noncense of no cheerleaders must be reconsidered. Intermissions are absolutely necessary to maintain proper focus on stats. There are stats in your stuff isn’t there? Oh well, congrats again and we all look forward to your next story.

by oldboysfan on Feb 8, 2010 6:03 PM CST reply actions  

Congrats man

Can’t wait for ur posts, make sure u add in a cheerleader or two

by nicholas.rodriguez on Feb 8, 2010 7:01 PM CST reply actions  

It will be great to see your work on the front page, O.C.C.

"Everybody wants something but nobody wants to pay the price" - Michael Irvin

by 24Hz on Feb 8, 2010 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

BIG TIME CONGRATS, OCC

from one of your #1 supporters. Well deserved, my friend!

by BishopWest on Feb 8, 2010 10:03 PM CST reply actions  

Who's Down With OCC?

Yeah You Know Me

Hip Hop Hooray…

Hoe, Hey, Hoe, Hey, Hoe, Hey, Hoe!!!

Props to U, Cool!!!!!!!

Congrats are most definitely in order!!!!!!!!!!!

Is playing smart too much to ask?

by silverblue5 on Feb 9, 2010 12:01 AM CST reply actions  

Big congrats...

It was only a matter of time. I’ve never seen someone posting such high quality FanPosts like you did, so consistently.

Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.

by Brandon Worley on Feb 9, 2010 1:07 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Congrats

Your posts are always a pleasure to read, and probably the second post I read on this site after Raf’s each week. I tried to do one single statistical analysis of how effective our offense was when we were penalized and it took me 3 hours and I was wrong on a few accounts…I have no idea how you do it. But keep’em coming!

by foyesboys on Feb 9, 2010 1:32 AM CST reply actions  

Congrads OCC

looking forward to your writings on the front page

by Nink on Feb 9, 2010 8:15 AM CST reply actions  

You suck, O.C.C.!!!

Haha, just kidding. Congrats, bud.

by JimmyK on Feb 9, 2010 2:25 PM CST reply actions  

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