MORE GREATRIOT MYTHS EXPLODED!!!!!!!!
by Seanrude on Oct 14, 2011 12:22 PM CDT
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PrintMYTH #1: THIS SHOULD BE A FANSHOT: Fanshots are simply not important enough to give proper recognition to exploding the myths surrounding the GREATEST OF GREATEST GREATNESS, the almighty AMERICAN (because New England is too small to hold the Greatness that is their Greatness) GREATRIOTS. In fact, a FANPOST is WHOLLY INADEQUATE. I demand FRONTPAGE STATUS NOW. And Bigham, you can take Curt Schilling's bloody sock and shove it where the SUN DON'T SHINE. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #2: THE GREATRIOTS DEFENSE IS IN SOME WAY DEFICIENT: Sure, they may rank in the bottom third of the league statistically, but they are FIRST IN OUR HEARTS AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS. You cow turd chewing losers will see on Sunday. The Greatriots defense could stop any offense in the league. They could also stop the Lombardi Packers' Sweep, Montana's 49ers, The Aikman-Irvin-Smith Cowboys, The 1927 Yankees (WHO EVERYONE KNOWS WERE CHEATING CHEATERS), The United States Marine Corps at Iwo Jima, Sherman on his march to the Sea, and Henry V's Army at Agincourt. Band of Brothers, MY ASS. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #3: THE COWBOYS HAVE WON MORE SUPER BOWLS THAN THE GREATRIOTS: This is the most pernicious myth of all. First of all, the GREATRIOTS won the 2007 Super Bowl because David Tyree is a nobody who never should have been allowed to take the field against the Greatest Collection of Talent in the History of GOD'S GREEN EARTH! AND THERE WAS HOLDING! AND JUSTIN TUCK PLAYED BETTER THAN HE EVER HAS! AND THE GREATRIOTS HAD THE LEAD UNTIL THE GIANTS PULLED AHEAD! BY CHEATING! CHEATING CHEATERS! Also, all the Super Bowls the GREATRIOTS lost actually count as 3/4 of a win, so suck it DALLAS. SUCK IT LONG AND HARD. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #4: TOM LANDRY WAS CLASSIER THAN BILL BELICHICK: Even you redneck hillbilly RETARDS can see that a cut off hoodie is WAAAAAY classier than a fedora. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #5: REAL MEN DON'T WEAR UGGS: Do you like apples? Tom BRADY wears UGGS.HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #6: TEXAS BOY MATTHEW MCCONNAUGHEY IS THE BEST LOOKING GUY IN HOLLYWOOD: No HOMO, but have you guys seen BEN AFFLECK? Two words for you: GOOD WILL HUNTING. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #7: THERE ARE BETTER FANS THAN GREATRIOT FANS: The Greatriots sold out every home game for the first time in 1994, the FIRST TIME ANY TEAM IN ANY SPORT HAS EVER DONE THAT. Dallas plays to half full stands AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE. Dallas still has not sold out a game AND THEY WON'T UNTIL THE GREATRIOTS COME TO YOUR PISSPOT OF A STADIUM AND GREATRIOT NATION BUYS ALL THE TICKETS WHILE YOU LOSERS ARE AT THE RODEO. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #8: HICKORY SMOKED BRISKET IS GOOD BBQ: Every one knows that the best BBQ is BOSTON BAKED BEANS. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #9: WILLIE NELSON IS AN IMPORTANT FIGURE IN AMERICAN MUSIC: Seriously, where do you bull riding morons get off spouting this crap? The Mighty Mighty BOSSTONES ARE THE GREATEST AMERICAN BAND EVER. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #10: THE MAVERICKS ARE NBA CHAMPS: Did you beat the Celtics in the FINALS? Consider that myth EXPLODED. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
MYTH #11: THIS POST WAS WHOLLY INSPIRED BY TAWMEE FROM QUINZEE FROM KSK: NO ONE DENIES THIS!
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You forgot one, MYTH: Brady is better than Rodgers
(click pic for proof)
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
Jeebus, had I read that before writing this, I would not have bothered. You cannot satirize them. They satirize themselves
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haha, did you see the poll though
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
Yeah, I did. Good move by the Packer fans to just hijack the poll and not get sucked into the debate over
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whats the point of even talking with them, very good move by acme packing company
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
it's obvious the 2007 Super Bowl loss....
…is still messing with your psyche. Don’t stop those visits to the therapist and keep taking those psychotropics Seanrude!
what are you talking about, hes sarcasm hes a cowboy fan...can you not tell?
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
LMAO! Good one Seanrude!
I have to admit, I almost spit out my coffee all over my computer screen laughing so hard. The sad part is, I can actually imagine some big burly/fat guy, with a too-tight fitting Tom Brady jersey, and a thick Boston accent, actually saying all of this stuff….and being dead serious.
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It's a Bill Simmons parody.
"The tone is business," Garrett said. "Let's get to work. The Giants are going to be at the Meadowlands on Sunday at 4:15. They're an awfully good football team. We have to get ready for them."
More of a Middlesex parody (and the commenters from Pats Pulpit who rose to his defense) but inspired by the KSK parody of Simmons
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+ FTS
rec’d the post and Comment
Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
-by CotySaxman on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 AM PDT
Am I the most optimistic Cowboys fan in the World? Yes, due to an "unfortunate accident" to the previous holder of the title.
by I am Ironman!!! on Oct 14, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
No doubt. Funny azz post.
2 part question....
Eli Manning sucks and
go f@#k yourself!
(Tosh.O "crying Giants fan")
by Wayward Irish on Oct 14, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec for #10
The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT
If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.
ham
Since you are the first to criticize and call out other BtB bloggers, what is hes sarcasm and hes a cowboy fan? Are your mistakes OK but other bloggers mistakes get the ham spanking?
excuse me?
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
He's talking bout your reply to supernaut
The one where you backed Seanrude. shoulda been hes being sarcastic and hes a cowboys fan well that one even I dont know why he put that in there seems self explantatory to me but eh who am I? Not even sure why he wrote this you must’ve FanShotted him before and hes been holding a grudge this whole time, watching, waiting, lurking to find your first mistake HAHA!
Roger: Hey, with this mortar launcher, we can get back at the kid who went all Tom Sizemore on your eye!
Steve: Oh, I wish I could get back at him. I'm gonna dress up as a girl and get him to have sex with me and then say "Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boy that hates you!"
Roger: Yes, let's leave that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you.
American Dad
by Cowboys_Attack on Oct 14, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha oh ok thanks
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
Dude Sean
I admit I was Leery when I clicked to come to this…..but MAN that was EPIC! Auto rec’d and again FPOTW!!!!
Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
-by CotySaxman on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 AM PDT
Am I the most optimistic Cowboys fan in the World? Yes, due to an "unfortunate accident" to the previous holder of the title.
by I am Ironman!!! on Oct 14, 2011 2:42 PM CDT reply actions
Patriot Fans celebrating 18-1
The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT
If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.
Thank you for a great laugh.
I am doing my weekly post on Pats Pulpit – and thought I won’t say it there, they are kinda lame.
Formerly Pineywoods - different name, same cockeyed view of the world.
Jason Garrett - Lord of Order
Rob Ryan - Lord of Chaos
Kind of ironic, but
eh… never mind… it’s not worth it
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Oct 15, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Love Tawmee from Quinzee
well played.
/makes sexually explicit comment toward female cousin
//rips obnoxiously tight t-shirt down middle a la Incredible Hulk
///starts rapping
If we win Sunday, I imagine, KSK will bust out Tawmee from Quinzee in honor of the sadness that comes upon Bill Simmons.
"The tone is business," Garrett said. "Let's get to work. The Giants are going to be at the Meadowlands on Sunday at 4:15. They're an awfully good football team. We have to get ready for them."
Have the EMo Eagles made an appearance yet this season?
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Okay, I had already developed a certain fondness for your curmudgeonly self, but
it may now have blossomed into extra-special fondness. Well, at first, I thought you had finally gone ‘round the bend, but then I read on, and realized that this is one of the best fanposts in recent memory. I’d rec it more than once if I could. All I can say is, bwahahahahaha! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
By the way? You should copyright “Greatriots” Awesomeness.
As much as I'd like to claim Greatrioys as my own, that is the genius of Drew Magary.
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NO ONE DENIES THIS!
A take off Carl from aqua teen hunger force?
"It’s football season and usually football players play football during football season." - Tony Romo
"The next starter is up!" - Coach Garrett
Well said man!
REC’D!!! #5 Wow just wow!
Roger: Hey, with this mortar launcher, we can get back at the kid who went all Tom Sizemore on your eye!
Steve: Oh, I wish I could get back at him. I'm gonna dress up as a girl and get him to have sex with me and then say "Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boy that hates you!"
Roger: Yes, let's leave that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you.
American Dad
by Cowboys_Attack on Oct 14, 2011 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
tan yer a strange dude ...keep it up i'm starting to get use to it
just don’t pull out one of these and race guns on us…http://www.sviguns.com/
Is the clown a Giants fan?
That’s a shoddy looking clown….Green bay coolors…I guess…naturally overweight….quite possibly drunk…apparently an avid Krust the Klown fan….some kind of war paint painted across his cheek to lend a little ‘menace’ to the guy…but he is quite jolly in the photo….however…that hocus pocus 19-0 on the shirt is just ridiculous.
Great photo in so many ways.
No no no. Isn't it obvious? The clown's the 19-zip Greatriots fan.
With the 18-1er’s piling outta the wee car just behind him.
Jeez, please tell me it ain’t just me that sees this stuff.
Cry 'Havoc!'
That Photo wins the Internets! Seriously, shut it down, shut the internet down, that will never be topped. It just works on so many levels
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Greatest Myth still going....
The AFC is better than the NFC…
C’mon – the Chargers….they are terrific. The Steelers…I mean wow! And the Colts…I mean Manning….0-5 but still deadly. Then you have the Ravens…at 36 Ray Lewis is just coming into his prime….and do not forget the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets…they’ve predicted the last two SB’s….predicted! And of course we have the New England Greatriots….I mean…..simply incredible.
Of course the NFC has the last two SB Champs, the last two undefeated teams this season, and a plethora of WR’s that are making Nnamdi Asomugha look like an average player…but hey, the NFC still stinks……right?
by Rome One on Oct 15, 2011 7:21 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
rec'd for this:
and a plethora of WR’s that are making Nnamdi Asomugha look like an average player
Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
-by CotySaxman on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 AM PDT
Am I the most optimistic Cowboys fan in the World? Yes, due to an "unfortunate accident" to the previous holder of the title.
by I am Ironman!!! on Oct 15, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions
+1
Roger: Hey, with this mortar launcher, we can get back at the kid who went all Tom Sizemore on your eye!
Steve: Oh, I wish I could get back at him. I'm gonna dress up as a girl and get him to have sex with me and then say "Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boy that hates you!"
Roger: Yes, let's leave that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you.
American Dad
by Cowboys_Attack on Oct 16, 2011 2:51 AM CDT up reply actions
This was just flat out funny
Great job and rec’d
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders
How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.
So wait..... you decided to make a post based on what we were talking about in the "fact" post
why? Just for fun or are you being serious? Well hell, if you think we are wrong in calling our defense not the worst (no one said they were the best Einstein). If you want to argue our points feel free to do so instead of being a jackass about it. We have been doing that for quite some time here, but I can’t help but feel that some people here are so ignorant that they hold onto stats and the word “cheaters” without looking at the whole picture or trying to read up on the topics.
We are here to answer your questions, and give insight on our team. But at the same time, you are telling us that pretty much everything we have said about our team, and the spygate issue BS, despite… well we know our team better than anyone here.
But again, feel free to argue about what we say, but its another thing when you basically call us all homers and blind (in a way) because thats literally saying that you know our team better than we do, which is pretty far-fetched.
But if this is a post for comedy, than I do apologize. I am just frustrated that everything we are saying here is being ignored, and just dubbed as crazy with little argument to back it up (only reason I say this is because I saw that we have said something multiple times in that post, and people ignore it and go back to their original point which to me already seemed disputed).
We are here to learn about each other’s teams in different perspectives, and it is pointless if you can’t look at our perspective with an open mind. <——- frustrated man. >.<
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
oh... and that "here"
here is the link. lol http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2011/10/10/2482401/three-common-myths-about-the-new-england-patriots#comments
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
Its tongue in cheek.
Sarcasm. Hyperbole.
Take a deep breath kid, and laugh.
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.
by Nickthegrip on Oct 15, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I apologize. >.<
Than again…. i think it may be because today I have a lot on my table. Just frustrated and such.
Ah well. have fun. lol
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
But the rest of your post was quite awesome. I do rec it. lol
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
Bah! Now you've gone and ruined it! :)
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.
by Nickthegrip on Oct 15, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Just for fun or are you being serious?
Stop eating lead paint chips NOW. They are affecting your cognitive abilities
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I was being serious (still slightly)
until I found out that your post was for fun. lol
I don’t mind people making fun of the pats. Do as you wish. :)
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
Now all the funs been sucked out of it :(
See you guys on Sunday!
The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT
If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.
by Final Frame on Oct 15, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
D=
dammit…..
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
what does it matter dude, you aren't even talking cowboys on your site.
You guys don’t care about this game its all part of the fun on our end.
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
look on the front page, and second post down on the right side. http://www.patspulpit.com/
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
meant in reply to thebigham....
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
as for me.... I have been busy, and have to leave for basically the entire day in about....... an hour.
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
Be sure to bring something good back for the rest of us
0_o
The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT
If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.
by Final Frame on Oct 15, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
lols
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
oh so one fanpost and one front page post
Either
A) You guys don’t care enough to evaluate the Cowboys
B) You guys only care about yourselves and Greatriot you are
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
Maybe their fans don't know how to evaluate other teams?
The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT
If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.
by Final Frame on Oct 15, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
haha you guys.
These next 24 hours ugh hurry up
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
none of those.
We just feel like several “keys to the game” posts is overkill. One post is enough on the side maybe.
And oh look! More posts on the front page for you guys! http://www.patspulpit.com/
Still want to stick by those theories?
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
Hey you beat the JETS and Brady isn't better than Rodgers awesome!
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
I would take Rodgers over Brady atm
and the Jets…. well they do have a good defense. Offense? meh
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
"Oh gawd he didn't say how great the greatriots are..."
No one does. We say we are a very good team, but we are not stuck up. If you want to associate one or two fans with the entire blog, that is very much unfair.
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
Im over it
It is what it is, theres a game in 4 hours and Im pumped
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
As am I. :)
Whatever happens this game, I want you guys to sweep “The Dream Team” for me.
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
It seems like that is one thing everyone outside of Philadelphia can agree on
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that and Big Ben can eat dirt....
At least I believe everyone agrees with that..
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
meh
But I admire their HC, it amazes me how he has enough time to prepare for games and flim for House
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
Yeah he is great.
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
Perfect post.
The only thing missing is some dig at New England’s reputation for racism.
If I had a nickel for every Super Bowl the Eagles have won, I would have zero nickels.
New England the team or region
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
What, they're against the Human race now?
That takes some kinda close-minded paranoia, if so.
Cry 'Havoc!'
You have to read KSK to fully get the joke.
If I had a nickel for every Super Bowl the Eagles have won, I would have zero nickels.
Wow. This is a little sad.
You’ll find exactly zero posts ripping the Dallas Cowboys and/or their fans on PatsPulpit at the moment, yet apparently this is one of the most popular posts on this site at the moment.
I’d suggest a giant inferiority complex, but frankly, I don’t care.
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
Contributing Writer at PatsPulpit
by Comedic.Sans on Oct 15, 2011 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
I take it the 'Comedic' part of your screenname is meant ironically, similarly to the way fat guys are often called 'Slim'
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Uh, actually, one of yours came to OUR site and told we suck because a few posters
decided to bring up Spygate in the first post he put up. Mind you, the initial post pretty much implied that the Pats are flawless, which invited the reaction he got. Not only is it incredibly thin-skinned to take offense over the Spygate thing, but to put up a fanpost dissing us on our own site? The poster who started it all got exactly what he deserved, which is a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek response. Head on back to your own site and lick your wounds if you don’t like it here.
I didn't put up that initial post, and that's not how PP usually does it (that was a non-staff person who put up the initial one)
But… eh. I would’ve expected better from a fanbase of a team who has actually had success. Jets or Bengals or Browns fans, to be expected. But ‘Boys fans? I’m surprised.
Token southern hemisphere guy - 14,688km from Foxboro. That's 9128 miles, for you heathens.
Contributing Writer at PatsPulpit
by Comedic.Sans on Oct 15, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Expected better than what? I expect better than the behavior we got from your
members. Between two posts, one so arrogant that it invited no discussion and one that dissed our site, and another person who came over and treated us to profanity-laden rants that had to be gotten rid of, really, don’t come here and criticize us. Win or lose, I expect better.
You should call yourself Deadlyseriousandsomewhatdisappointed.sans
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I wonder if the Jets, Browns, and Bengals fans know how these guys talk about
and it was not the first post that elicited this response but the first post and second one where he lambasted us for not genuflecting before the almighty New England Patriots
The first post was annoying and I posted a few comments. The second one, where he essentially called my BTB brothers (and one or two sisters) dipsticks for not recognising the awesomeness of your team, got me to respond in this fashion. I comment here, occasionally put up links in the fanshots, but I never put up fanposts. This is my first one. That should tell you how arrogant I found that guy.
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And an incredibly funny one it was!!
Great job Seanrude. It is just that those with no sense of humor,
i.e.; Comic.sans = have no humor, are just a little too thin skinned.
Really, you do not care? Seriously?
Then frankly my Dear, why would you bother to comment on something you do not care about?
Methinks the inferiority complex is rooted in what you see in the mirror.
“Comedic.Sans? Does that mean “Without Humor”? It would seem so.
Yes you're right
Pats Pulpit is a little sad. Still talking about the jets possible taping I see, you guys ever move beyond that when they are found innocent?
The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT
If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.
by Final Frame on Oct 15, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW, Comedic. whatever,
to paraphrase the great OCC, FEAR THE STAR! Be afraid, be very afraid. BWWAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHA!!!!
Let me be thr first to say, that I apologize for the way some of our posters have been acting. USUALLY they don't act like that way.
I think it would be because such topics that were discussed in the post that this post seems to parody it, really got to some of us due to frustration. For those who went out of line, I apologize.
All I really wanted is for us to get to know each other’s team better. No matter what happened, I hope this was the case in some way. I hope next game would be very exciting. It should be. This game is arguable both of our toughest matchups this season, so to me, anything can happen. Lets also hope that there are no injuries, because…. well that would be bad. lol
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
No worries. Agreed that there should be no injuries and a good, clean
game. (And you know I have to say it: Go Cowboys!)
I second this
The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT
If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.
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