Trolling The Nation: What Other SB Nation Bloggers Had To Say About Rams @ Cowboys

Longtime readers of this site know that we've made it a habit here at BTB to celebrate a big win by trolling around the other SB Nation NFL sites and seeing what the fans of other teams had to say while they were watching the game. The win against the Rams wasn't exactly a big win, but we haven't had one of these posts in while, so we'll simply pretend like it was a big win.

Here's your chance to relive the Cowboys - Rams game via the 'play-by-play' in the open game threads of our fellow bloggers on our sister SB Nation sites. All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. This is not intended to call out any of the posters, it's all in good fun.

Be advised that the language has been edited in instances where I felt it doesn't meet our site guidelines, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added. If you haven't seen one of these threads before, or would like to read more, I've added links to previous posts of this kind at the very bottom of this post.

Usually I only do these posts after games that attracted a large viewing- and commenting audience, usually a Sunday- or Monday Night game. Because this game was not in such a time slot with a lot of viewers, there weren't that many comments to be gathered from other blogs - with the exception of Turf Show Times, the Rams' SB Nation blog. Hence, the majority of the comments gathered are from TST, and I believe you'll come to like them as a sarcastic yet witty and humorous crowd.

I've received some questions asking why there are never any Cowboys fans in these threads. Two reasons: One, if you are a Cowboy fan and watched the game, you probably remember exactly how you felt during the game - no need for a rehash. Two, if you really want to see what other Cowboys fans said, you can always read through the open threads for the game here on BTB.

1st Quarter
Redskins How the hell does CAROLINA beat us worse than Philly and Dallas? WTF is New England gonna do to us?
by CJHutch on Oct 23, 2011 4:19 PM EDT
Redskins time for the boys to magically lose
by hambonejackson on Oct 23, 2011 4:20 PM EDT
Rams Wow great punt!
by Jombari on Oct 23, 2011 4:22 PM EDT
Rams we punted already?
by Throw on Oct 23, 2011 4:23 PM EDT
D.Murray up the middle for 91 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Murray's TD run is the longest first-career TD run since the league's merger in 1970.
Eagles Oof. Murray with a big run.
by McNabb2Maclin4Philly on Oct 23, 2011 4:27 PM EDT
Eagles Rams doing their best Eagles impression
by BarbarosaNo on Oct 23, 2011 4:27 PM EDT
Rams Didnt take long huh
by stuman89 on Oct 23, 2011 4:27 PM EDT
Redskins Dallas just scored a 91 yard TD....FML
by ENsDad27 on Oct 23, 2011 4:28 PM EDT
Rams Rams LOL! Blink your eye and it’s 7-0.
by Michael C. Teniente on Oct 23, 2011 4:28 PM EDT
Rams Rams again making other people's highlight reels
by Sundowner on Oct 23, 2011 4:28 PM EDT
Rams everyone we play will have their longest play of the year against us
by Marty McKeown on Oct 23, 2011 4:29 PM EDT
Rams Murray and Torrey Smith owe us money for jumpstarting their careers
by loyal2therams on Oct 23, 2011 4:30 PM EDT
Giants Demarco Murray might as well just run to the Pro Bowl now
by Rorschach44 on Oct 23, 2011 4:34 PM EDT
Rams i always thought it was a myth that feeley was on an nfl roster
by Danteslion on Oct 23, 2011 4:34 PM EDT
Rams if i hear about Tebow again I will explode.
by Infemous on Oct 23, 2011 4:42 PM EDT actions
Rams you're screwed
by loyal2therams on Oct 23, 2011 4:42 PM EDT
Rams ok cowboys have adjusted, here’s where our offense usually implodes
by VTramsFan on Oct 23, 2011 4:44 PM EDT
(:50) (Shotgun) A.Feeley pass short right to C.Williams to DAL 33 for 17 yards (A.Elam). FUMBLES (A.Elam), RECOVERED by DAL-A.Elam at DAL 37. A.Elam to DAL 38 for 1 yard
Rams nightmare
by VTramsFan on Oct 23, 2011 4:46 PM EDT actions
Eagles Jeeez Rams
by Euler.is.a.Pimp on Oct 23, 2011 4:47 PM EDT
Giants Is it too early to start freaking out about playing the Packers?
by nywins42 on Oct 23, 2011 4:47 PM EDT
Rams i expected that
by joemammaz on Oct 23, 2011 4:47 PM EDT
Rams how in the world are we so bad
by loyal2therams on Oct 23, 2011 4:47 PM EDT
Rams just waiting for the other shoe to drop and it did big time
by Freewheeler2 on Oct 23, 2011 4:47 PM EDT
Rams GOD HATES THE RAMS!
by 8 Ball on Oct 23, 2011 4:47 PM EDT
Rams Now hold on there.....Tebow never said anything about the Rams
by King Sam Rules! on Oct 23, 2011 4:48 PM EDT
Rams at least it wasn't recovered for a touchdown. I see the improvement
by Throw on Oct 23, 2011 4:48 PM EDT
Rams this makes me wanna spark up a joint and say f it all
by navybluenachos33 on Oct 23, 2011 4:51 PM EDT
Rams don't they get tv coverage upstairs? WTF
by zac4president on Oct 23, 2011 4:59 PM EDT
Rams coaching staff has 10 min to look at play and still get challenge wrong
by gsot21 on Oct 23, 2011 5:00 PM EDT
Rams basically no coach on our team had any clue about that ruling, and the announcers knew it immediately. That’s really sad.
by TheBirds on Oct 23, 2011 5:02 PM EDT

2nd Quarter
Rams Naturally. Bryant with all sorts of real estate out there.
by FailureDrill on Oct 23, 2011 5:03 PM EDT
Eagles Rooting for the Rams is so painful.
by groot on Oct 23, 2011 5:04 PM EDT
(12:29) T.Romo pass short left to J.Witten for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Giants sigh. Witten wide open for the TD
by AJ_in_VA on Oct 23, 2011 5:06 PM EDT
Rams Again, not a soul near Jason Witten. Might want to, you know, put a man on him.
by FailureDrill on Oct 23, 2011 5:06 PM EDT
Rams don't worry, we will rally around feeley and play good football
by hex706f726368 on Oct 23, 2011 5:06 PM EDT
Rams Im about to cry.
by joemammaz on Oct 23, 2011 5:07 PM EDT
Rams i need to think of all the great things in life.
by Infemous on Oct 23, 2011 5:09 PM EDT
Rams it's too bad we're always down 14 by the time we get anything started
by loyal2therams on Oct 23, 2011 5:14 PM EDT
Rams NOOOOOOO we are in the redzone. We are screwed
by joemammaz on Oct 23, 2011 5:14 PM EDT
(8:03) S.Jackson right tackle for 6 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Eagles I believe in you Rams.
by Euler.is.a.Pimp on Oct 23, 2011 5:15 PM EDT
Rams OMG JACKSON IS ALIVE
by joemammaz on Oct 23, 2011 5:15 PM EDT
Rams OMG we scored in the redzone!!!!!!!!!!!
by zac4president on Oct 23, 2011 5:15 PM EDT
Rams OMG, we scored
by LARams1968 on Oct 23, 2011 5:16 PM EDT
Giants Stl scored against Dal. I'm mildly shocked
by rcnt123 on Oct 23, 2011 5:17 PM EDT
Rams I WANT A PICK!
by JBaccSTL on Oct 23, 2011 5:23 PM EDT actions
Rams it'll happen
by sergey606 on Oct 23, 2011 5:24 PM EDT
(3:43) (Shotgun) A.Feeley pass deep middle intended for B.Lloyd INTERCEPTED by M.Jenkins at SL 33.
Rams AJ Feely, you know how to meet my expectations, bud.
by FailureDrill on Oct 23, 2011 5:29 PM EDT
Rams WTH? He threw it right at the defender...no Ram even nearby
by Sundowner on Oct 23, 2011 5:29 PM EDT
Rams Who the hell was the intended reciever?
by TheBirds on Oct 23, 2011 5:30 PM EDT
Rams Why are we asking Feeley to pass beyond intermediate routes?
by Will not be defeated on Oct 23, 2011 5:30 PM EDT
Giants Would be a nice time for a romo int
by Lemurs on Oct 23, 2011 5:31 PM EDT
Rams nice pass to jenkins tho
by Buck Nasty87 on Oct 23, 2011 5:31 PM EDT
Rams This Play 60 commercial with Jerry Richardson driving the bus makes me want to strangle a baby kitten.
by FailureDrill on Oct 23, 2011 5:34 PM EDT
Rams it's field goal time things could be worse
by the new Bradfather on Oct 23, 2011 5:37 PM EDT actions
(:20) (Field Goal formation) D.Bailey 30 yard field goal is GOOD
Rams Held um to 3
by King Sam Rules! on Oct 23, 2011 5:38 PM EDT
Bengals Jeeez NFL Red Zone, there are GAMES ON and you're showing Tebow highlights!
by emeybee on Oct 23, 2011 5:49 PM EDT

3rd Quarter
Rams isn't their oline supposed to be decimated by injury?
by loyal2therams on Oct 23, 2011 6:02 PM EDT
(13:35) T.Choice left tackle to DAL 46 for 1 yard (Q.Mikell). FUMBLES
Rams FUMBLE!
by FailureDrill on Oct 23, 2011 6:03 PM EDT
Rams I knew we couldn't go all year without getting a break
by LARams1968 on Oct 23, 2011 6:03 PM EDT
Rams It is Rams football!
by the new Bradfather on Oct 23, 2011 6:06 PM EDT
Rams would we beat the rams if we played them??
by Danteslion on Oct 23, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions
Rams You just blew my mind.
by FailureDrill on Oct 23, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Rams 1st quintuple OT 0-0 game in history
by LARams1968 on Oct 23, 2011 6:16 PM EDT
Rams They called Laurent Robinson a weapon and a little piece of me died inside
by King Sam Rules! on Oct 23, 2011 6:17 PM EDT
(5:37) (Field Goal formation) D.Bailey 51 yard field goal is GOOD
Rams Drilled it.
by FailureDrill on Oct 23, 2011 6:23 PM EDT reply actions
Rams would have went from 60
by Danteslion on Oct 23, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Rams with like 15 yds to spare
by TheBirds on Oct 23, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Rams Yeah, that was scary long. Dick Stockton sounded scared by it.
by FailureDrill on Oct 23, 2011 6:24 PM EDT
Rams cowboys team starting to come together... did they forget they are playing the Rams?
by RamSarge on Oct 23, 2011 6:25 PM EDT
Rams McD should be fired before anyone else
by TheBirds on Oct 23, 2011 6:27 PM EDT
Rams Who did we pick instead of DeMarco Murray?
by Douglas M on Oct 23, 2011 6:32 PM EDT
Rams So run, run, run punt?
by TheBirds on Oct 23, 2011 6:35 PM EDT

4th Quarter
Rams Are you guys happy, now? They threw it.
by Tempestuous Binary on Oct 23, 2011 6:42 PM EDT
Rams wow, 3 terrible throws in a row
by TheBirds on Oct 23, 2011 6:42 PM EDT
Rams Murray's gonna get an NFL record at this pace
by VTramsFan on Oct 23, 2011 6:45 PM EDT
Rams 235 yards? WTF
by OGC Reds on Oct 23, 2011 6:45 PM EDT
Rams Murry looked like Emmitt Smith on that play
by Douglas M on Oct 23, 2011 6:46 PM EDT
Texans so how long until we have to hear about how DeMarco Murray is going to be/is better than Foster?
by Toolshed1 on Oct 23, 2011 6:47 PM EDT
Eagles The Rams are comically bad.
by McNabb2Maclin4Philly on Oct 23, 2011 6:49 PM EDT
(9:28) P.Tanner right tackle for 6 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Rams Tanner, now. This is sad.
by FailureDrill on Oct 23, 2011 6:49 PM EDT
Eagles Kevin Kolb is the worst quarterback in the NFL. Is anyone surprised?
by EvilBanner on Oct 23, 2011 6:55 PM EDT
Rams some heads are gonna roll
by DiamondsHead44 on Oct 23, 2011 6:58 PM EDT
Rams we just gave up the most yards to a rookie in the most storied franchise in the NFL wow
by zaviex on Oct 23, 2011 7:03 PM EDT
Rams 243!
by OGC Reds on Oct 23, 2011 7:03 PM EDT reply actions
Rams 249....
by OGC Reds on Oct 23, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Rams 253.. oh come on!
by OGC Reds on Oct 23, 2011 7:04 PM EDT
Rams this is gonna be all over espn. im not watching espn for another week
by Throw on Oct 23, 2011 7:04 PM EDT
(4:13) T.Romo pass deep right to D.Bryant for 20 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Rams fantastic...
by RamSarge on Oct 23, 2011 7:06 PM EDT
Rams I didn't check the Vegas lines, for this one, did the Rams cover?
by the new Bradfather on Oct 23, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
Rams dallas by 13 lmao the spread isn’t 27 points even though it should be probably
by loyal2therams on Oct 23, 2011 7:10 PM EDT
Rams maybe they will give us a courtesy TD
by VTramsFan on Oct 23, 2011 7:12 PM EDT
Rams Everyone pick the over/under on Saints Rams
by TONYBOI08 on Oct 23, 2011 7:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Rams 32. I think that's fair
by ramswo85 on Oct 23, 2011 7:20 PM EDT
Rams 52 points, which will also be the spread
by loyal2therams on Oct 23, 2011 7:20 PM EDT
Rams 42 pts
by LARams1968 on Oct 23, 2011 7:20 PM EDT
End Of Game
Giants I'll say this… There wasn’t a single team that played today that the Giants can’t beat. Green Bay looked good but even they almost got caught at the end.
by nywins42 on Oct 23, 2011 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
Giants aside from the Seahawks. LOL.
by Master Ov Brutality on Oct 23, 2011 7:47 PM EDT
Giants So who do we root for in Cowboys VS Eagles? Tie would be great.
by BB1156 on Oct 23, 2011 10:08 PM EDT
Ravens DeMarco Murray is a man
by Evan Skev on Oct 23, 2011 10:35 PM EDT

Other Trolling The Nation posts:

2010 vs Colts
2010 vs Giants
2010 Draft
2009 vs Eagles (Wildcard)
2009 vs Eagles (regular season finale)
2009 vs Saints

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