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The Bossness Of Dan Bailey

Dan Bailey has been money for the Cowboys all year, but he lacks a proper nickname.

Dan Bailey is breaking records.

His 26 consecutive field goals this season is an NFL rookie record (the next best rookie mark is 14). His four game-winning kicks - defined by the NFL as kicks made with less than two minutes remaining in regulation or in overtime - are also a league rookie mark. And he tied an NFL rookie record with six field goals made in the Week 3 win against the Washington Redskins.

If Bailey makes his next attempt, he'll tie the Cowboys franchise record of 27 set by Chris Boniol in 1997. For the season, Bailey is 27-for-28 on field goals; his only miss came early in the season on a 21-yard attempt against the 49ers. His 96.4 percent field goal percentage leads all kickers in the NFL. Bailey's 108 points scored so far is tied for the league lead and tops among rookies.

Star-divide

With so many superlatives to his credit, his teammates are suitably impressed:

"He's great. The guy has saved our butts two weeks in a row," cornerback Terence Newman said. "The poise that he has is unbelievable."

And Jason Witten, in his inimitable manner, pays him what Witten himself probably considers to be the greatest compliment possible.

"He goes about it the right way," Witten said. "He works hard and keeps his mouth shut."

Meanwhile, Bailey himself appears like he's not letting his early NFL success get to his head.

"I just go out there and try to go one-for-one and do my best," he said. "I'm just like everybody else. I try to work hard and do well in practice. You just have to go to work every day, do your best and, hopefully, it works out for you."

The only thing missing is a suitable monicker fro Dan Bailey. What should we call Dan Bailey?

Poll
What would be a proper nickname for Dan Bailey?
Darth Bailey
499 votes
Dan The Man
209 votes
Dan "The Bondsman" Bailey
62 votes
Steely Dan
461 votes
Dan "Split'Em" Bailey
248 votes
Stone Cold Bailey
271 votes

1750 votes | Poll has closed

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Though he kickoffs weren't great or maybe thats the other team seeing our coverage units suck so they run it out more?

I am loving this kid. But I am holding back a little, hate to see him and or Jerry, Folk it up.

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by thebigham on Nov 26, 2011 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

KO refering to past two weeks.

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by thebigham on Nov 26, 2011 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

We miss Buehler

The difference in hang time results in our coverage being further away from the returner when he catches the ball. He has more time to think before making his first break against a tackler. Best to limit Dan to field goals, and put David to use again next year.

by CotySaxman on Nov 26, 2011 3:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Best to release Buehler

work on special teams coverage a little more, and open up a spot on the team for another position player of need.

by Mikellie on Nov 26, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

oh that gets a rec

Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
-by CotySaxman on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 AM PDT

Now, if somebody doesn’t agree with that, that’s cool. I also don’t agree with the fact that I don’t have $10 million in my bank account. But the fact that I don’t agree with it doesn’t make it any less true.
by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 23, 2010 12:00 AM PST

by I am Ironman!!! on Nov 26, 2011 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, I'm in on that.

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by Tom Ryle on Nov 26, 2011 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

loil

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by demonbane on Nov 26, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

So...

When are Buehler, Chris Johnson, and Bolt having their foot race? Hahaha.

by Hatchetman337 on Nov 26, 2011 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Right.

Because it’s better to fix everything other than the problem, in order to re-sign Daniel Loper or anyone else who will never dress for a game. Brilliant.

by CotySaxman on Nov 26, 2011 8:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

If the hang time is the issue, rather than the crappiness of the kickoff coverage team, why was Buehler making so many tackles?

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by matt575 on Nov 22, 2011 3:09 AM EST

by Seanrude on Nov 26, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

He wasn't.

He had one this year. It’s nice that he can tackle and get downfield. He plays on punt coverage and kick returns, when healthy, also, which utilize his athleticism. Try comparing where our coverage is when the returner gets the ball between Buehler and Bailey. It seems with Bailey the returner has an extra 5 to 10 yards of empty space.

by CotySaxman on Nov 26, 2011 10:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Really???

Years long lurker, random poster… But I can honestly not help thinking everytime we give up a long kick or punt return, how nice it would be to have Buehler in there…. The dude seems to be a magnet for tackles, does he not? At least to my eyeball test, he does. He guns on punts, and (I guess only once this year-not surprising cause he played in, like what, 3 games?) demolishes on kickoffs… I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m ALL-IN on Darth Steely Dan “Split-Em” Beetle Bailey, because it’s nice to only have to close ONE eye on fgs nowadays (still waitin for the spell to break, cause I’m a Bleeding Silver and Blue Cowboys Fan and that’s what happens to us since the mid-90s), but, even if Buehler no longer kicks, the guy has special team potential… Wouldn’t switching the PURE ATHLETE like him to Safety or WR, or LB, or f***ing FULLBACK be better than having my PA boy AOA or any other bounce around scrub take up the roster space. I mean, teach the ATHLETE TO BE MORE THAN AN ATHLETE FOR CHRISSAKES!!! Stop forcing people to be what they are not, and I’m sorry, much as I know that he sucks on fgs between 20 and 40 yds, the dude is a baller! I didn’t have this opinion several weeks ago, when we needed the roster space due to injuries. But now, though we still need the roster space ( and not necessarily due to injuries as much as general depth suckitude at a couple positions), why wouldn’t we take this opportunity to keep a PLAYMAKER? YES, I SAID IT! PLAYMAKER! Just not at placekicker….. give the athlete a chance to make a freaking play! He’s a rare specimen, and that’s why the almighty (*meaning slightly insane and generally egotistical) Jerruh Jones is so high on him. How many PURE ATHLETES are on this team? And shouldn’t the coaching staff be able to find a spot for a PURE ATHLETE? Just please, don’t let him kick anymore unless there’s an injury? I mean, for real, I live in PA (Penn State Cowboy!) and I dig AOA, and all, being from down the road and what-not, but we have a bona-fide, semi bust first round pick to return our kickoffs, and a bona-fide, please-don’t-be-a-bust first round pick to return our punts. I did think it was a waste to keep two kickers on the squad, but, is it me, or did our coverage units SUDDENLY, INEXPLICABLY (yeah, right), begin to SUCK when Beuhler went on IR? Love to see some stats on that, honestly, all you intelligentsia out there… Thanks for the quality, guys, I’m gonna try to make this not a random, once in a while deal anymore :-)

by Nicholas Pressley on Nov 27, 2011 4:28 AM CST up reply actions  

So...we agree.

He can tackle. But he doesn’t tackle that often because he kicks the ball high, encouraging touchbacks or quick tackles. I said he doesn’t have many tackles because he doesn’t—his kicks preclude tackling opportunities. I’m a Buehler supporter. What can I say? I’m a fan of football players.

by CotySaxman on Nov 28, 2011 12:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I would guess that when buehler kicks, he isn't the safety valve.

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by thebigham on Nov 27, 2011 6:33 AM CST up reply actions  

JERRUH!!!

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by Kevin L on Nov 27, 2011 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

I can't understand why any fan wants Buehler kicking for us

It is simply a waste of a roster spot. First, started avg. field position with Buelher kicking is not better than that with Baily kicking.

And, even if it were better – say by 1 or 2 yards avg – there’s no way he’s more valuable than any other 45th man to make the active roster.

Seriously! If a kick-off specialist were such a hot commodity, other teams would have one. They don’t. They’re not.

Just say no to Buelher.

by Eagles suck on Nov 27, 2011 3:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Hes not a waster because we now have 46spots

What is a waste is carrying 3 qbs. A KO specialist actually has an impact on the game everytime we score.

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by thebigham on Nov 27, 2011 6:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Other teams don't have them

Because Buehler is unique. Other teams don’t have Ware either, does that make him useless?

by CotySaxman on Nov 28, 2011 12:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Bailey!

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by MrMinority on Nov 28, 2011 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

steely dan

without a doubt. if this were the 70’s, i think the voting results would be different.

by qbfannn on Nov 26, 2011 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate Steely Dan

The band, that is

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by matt575 on Nov 22, 2011 3:09 AM EST

by Seanrude on Nov 26, 2011 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Boy, Witten's compliment

makes me wonder what he thinks of those young’uns who DON"T keep their mouth shut.

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by stubabe on Nov 26, 2011 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

probably silently dislikes them for that.

"Deion never played quarterback in the National Football League, so his comments are based off the other side of the ball. If you play my position and criticism can really affect you and hurt you and make you play differently, then you’re only gonna be around for so long anyway. The whole objective is to keep getting better. Keep finding ways to improve, and if your talented enough and good enough, you will lead your team to the Super Bowl. That will happen around here, it will."

by willyoubemycharizard on Nov 26, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I gotta go with Steely Dan...

You go back Dan do it again
Ball turnin’ ’round and ’round
You go back Dan do it again

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by scottmaui on Nov 26, 2011 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

I went with Dan the Man

Because it pays homage to Van Morrison, who I like much more than Steely Dan. :-)

by kindablue on Nov 26, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Is there any other kind?

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by CrustytheCowboy on Nov 27, 2011 1:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Point

Don't believe everything you think.

by dunkman on Nov 27, 2011 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Go Kai Forbath!

Errrrrr……maybe not.

I went with “The Bondsman” for always bailing them out of trouble :)

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by Nickthegrip on Nov 26, 2011 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

when we play down to an inferior opponents level

& the bondsman saves our ass at the last second.. I consider that a bail out. & since its a bondsman’s job to bail you out.. you are also correct sir. He IS just doing his job..

by woodson28 on Nov 27, 2011 12:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

ice man

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by demonbane on Nov 26, 2011 2:27 PM CST reply actions  

I like the...

“Bail ’em out Bailey” someone came up with in another thread. It’d make a nice chant on 4th down from inside the opponent’s 35 yard line.

I voted for Steely Dan.

I just can’t lose the mental image of Dan “The Man” Levitan from Good Morning Vietnam whenever I read that.

Rabid and luvin' it

by lonewolfz28 on Nov 26, 2011 2:27 PM CST reply actions  

i want to call him cold stone bailey

because hes icy and creamy white. and his initials would be csb

by 1youngwiz on Nov 26, 2011 2:30 PM CST reply actions  

Ice Ice Bailey

by Nate Trumble on Nov 26, 2011 2:34 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Wait, can I change my vote?

This is pretty good….

Don't believe everything you think.

by dunkman on Nov 26, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

mmmmmmmm no, thankfully.

C’mon guys…Vanilla Ice? Ugh, he has become a parody of the parody of himself, can we give it a rest already? lol
Darth Bailey. Fear the Star.

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by jakezze01 on Nov 26, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

a parody of the parody of himself

ANd as he was a parody to begin with, we have a rare triple parody.

If I were a buddhist, I would say that his parody of a parody of a parody means that he has come through the other side of the looking glass and is therefore a genuine artist, but I am a Christian, so I will just say that he sucks

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by matt575 on Nov 22, 2011 3:09 AM EST

by Seanrude on Nov 26, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Good point

but he is icy…

Don't believe everything you think.

by dunkman on Nov 26, 2011 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Bailey's on Ice

no not meth

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by scottmaui on Nov 26, 2011 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Why not

What you put in the headline? Bossness.

by Dub_TC on Nov 26, 2011 2:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I Like

ICE COLD Dan Steely Dan seems so weak and could be confused with the actual singer leading to a lawsuit.

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by Jessy S on Nov 26, 2011 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

When I went to Oklahoma State University,

Dan Bailey was in his last year as the Cowboys kicker. I’ve since transferred to University of Arkansas, but back in those days, his nickname around campus was Dan ‘Automatic’ Bailey. Dude was a surefire bet to make in the clutchest of kicks.

by Rickyy. on Nov 26, 2011 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

Some real creative geniuses up there at OSU

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by matt575 on Nov 22, 2011 3:09 AM EST

by Seanrude on Nov 26, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

we've already used up

That automatic nickname with automatica grammatica…

I’m going with Darth Bailey

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by CDMac24 on Nov 27, 2011 10:44 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I like "The Bondsman"

Because Bailey always collects!

Cowboys to the Superbowl

by Blue Eyed Devil on Nov 26, 2011 3:33 PM CST reply actions  

NOT Steely Dan

Even though I loved the group and they could play “Reelin’ In The Years” when he came on to attempt make a FG, I’m of the mind it wouldn’t be an appropriate nickname.

From the Steely Dan website FAQ:

With the core band recruited, Donald and Walter need a name for their group. Since both of them were avid readers of 1950’s “Beat” literature, they decided to name the band “Steely Dan” after a dildo in William Burroughs’ “Naked Lunch.”

by Saul_Good on Nov 26, 2011 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

Darth Bailey

I gotta go with that one. A large reason for it is that it comes with a theme song for when he walks onto the field. Might as well start playing the Darth Vader theme when he walks on for a Field Goal. If you don’t know what song I am talking about then you fail at life.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8

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by ProBowlFactory on Nov 26, 2011 3:54 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Plus the face that Cowboys Stadium is already locally called the "Deathstar"

C’mon it just fits doesn’t it?

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by ProBowlFactory on Nov 26, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Darth Bailey all the way!

He should get one of those old LT facemasks from back in his Chargers days…

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by jakezze01 on Nov 26, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Ummm...

We’re the white hat guys. Hi-yo, Silver and all that. Down to the William Tell Overture. So get this tidbit:

Although the Lone Ranger’s last name is given as Reid, his first name is not definitely specified. According to the story told in the radio series, the group of six ambushed Rangers was headed by Reid’s brother, Captain Dan Reid. Some later radio reference books, beginning with Radio’s Golden Age in the 1960s, claimed that the Lone Ranger’s first name was John; however, both the radio and television programs avoided mentioning his first name. Fran Striker’s (writer of the radio show and possible creator of the character) obituary (1962) and a Gold Key Comics (1964) retelling of the origin both stated that “Dan” was the Lone Ranger’s first name, not his brother’s.

Do more youthful fans even recognize the significance of the William Tell Overture? Just curious.

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by tanstaafl on Nov 26, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I thought it kinda sounded like the imperial march.

Wonder how much it would cost for jerry to pay for the rights to play that when Darth Bailey walks out on to the field. That would be sick.

by The Loco Llama on Dec 2, 2011 5:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Just from "split the uprights"

A term they used all the time to describe a perfect field goal.

Don't believe everything you think.

by dunkman on Nov 26, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

*cough*

We do know what a ‘Steely Dan’ is right? From the Burrough’s novel ‘Naked Lunch’?

MacGruber!

by Mojoness on Nov 26, 2011 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

Exactly. Couldn't do it.

Darth Bailey it is.

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by jakezze01 on Nov 26, 2011 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I never knew that lol

that does put another, um, angle on ‘splitting the uprights’ and ‘drilling it down the middle’ and ‘nailing it’ …

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by scottmaui on Nov 26, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

And getting your kicks?

Don't believe everything you think.

by dunkman on Nov 26, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

And screwing...

other teams. Giving himself and others pleasure in the process. Might even be considered a shiny toy.

Cry 'Havoc!'

by tanstaafl on Nov 26, 2011 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Darth Bailey is cool

Though I like Dan “Iceman” Bailey better

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by Antonio S on Nov 26, 2011 4:29 PM CST reply actions  

THE ICE MAN

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by demonbane on Nov 26, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Down here in Spurs country,

“Ice Man” is taken. Only George Gervin is The Ice Man. Sorry.

Fear the Star!

by hookerhome on Nov 26, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Dan the Man is too easy/lame. Every person named Dan probably gets that corny nickname from their boss on a monday morning. cringe

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by saidseven on Nov 26, 2011 4:48 PM CST reply actions  

If I can imagine Michael Scott saying it...

…it’s a no-go. Ugh. I can hear him saying that now, too. That’s what he said. /sigh

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by jakezze01 on Nov 26, 2011 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I prefer Dan "Beelzebub" Bailey myself.

Lilly, Hayes, Staubach, Waters, Dorsett, Bates, Novacek, Emmitt, Woodson, Ware, Witten, Lee. The Legacy lives on.

by wtshaolin on Nov 26, 2011 4:51 PM CST reply actions  

BAckground music for this post?

a little Possum

Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
-by CotySaxman on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 AM PDT

Now, if somebody doesn’t agree with that, that’s cool. I also don’t agree with the fact that I don’t have $10 million in my bank account. But the fact that I don’t agree with it doesn’t make it any less true.
by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 23, 2010 12:00 AM PST

by I am Ironman!!! on Nov 26, 2011 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

How could you not vote for the Bondsman

that’s just hilarious and original the others are meh.

Romo wasn't built in a day.

by kaleelycowboy on Nov 26, 2011 5:39 PM CST reply actions  

Except for Darth Bailey

which i will accept if we can’t get the Bondsman.

Romo wasn't built in a day.

by kaleelycowboy on Nov 26, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Dan "Money" Bailey.

He is as good as Money in the bank, and we can always “Bank” on him.

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by CoachGary on Nov 26, 2011 5:54 PM CST reply actions  

How bout

Dan ‘The Moneyman’ Bailey

MacGruber!

by Mojoness on Nov 26, 2011 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

How about we just call him the "kicker"?

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by matt575 on Nov 22, 2011 3:09 AM EST

by Seanrude on Nov 26, 2011 6:33 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Sure. Name the unit. Not the individual.

His parents gave him his.

And, ummm, Tony, sorry about the Tiger bit. It was just plain wrong of me. Despite what your wife says.

Cry 'Havoc!'

by tanstaafl on Nov 26, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

It can't be anything less than Darth Bailey

But maybe we should do him a favor and not call him anything. Otherwise, if (knock on wood) he fails to kick the game winning field goal in the playoffs, people will say he is overrated, and all about stats, but a choke artist, because he only wins when it does’nt count.

by Fsanchezf1983 on Nov 26, 2011 7:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Tony Houdini

That still is Romo’s when he does that pocket escaping stuff

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by ProBowlFactory on Nov 26, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Captain. Cajones.

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by Kevin L on Nov 27, 2011 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Darth Bailey please...

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by goat3000 on Nov 26, 2011 8:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Way too young and way too early for a nickname.

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by CowboyMan on Nov 26, 2011 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

Me too.

At that time, I cut him on the spot. Fortunately, I don’t have any say in these matters.

by illcowboy on Nov 26, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Ha ha

Don't believe everything you think.

by dunkman on Nov 27, 2011 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Beetle Bailey

Or Beatem Bailey

How 'Bout Them Cowboys!!!!

by emmitt22 on Nov 26, 2011 8:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

o.O

"No one ever accomplishes anything alone in football. We all like to think that we can, but that's just not true. It's always been a team game, always will be." - Tom Dempsey

"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don’t want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve." - Tom Landry

by jakezze01 on Nov 26, 2011 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

He's Dano-miiite!!!!

I’m sure we could give JJ Walker like $20 to tape that so we could show it on Jerrytron every time he makes it

by nineinchnate on Nov 26, 2011 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

haha- it looks like my Twitter fam is driving the Split'Em vote

I’ve only seen one comment here in support- but those that follow the BTB account, have had Split’Em on their timelines probably 40 times in the last eight weeks.

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by KD Drummond on Nov 26, 2011 9:59 PM CST reply actions  

its 4th down.....3 seconds remain.... and on to the field......

comes THE ICE MAN ……53 yards away from glory…………the crowd is on their feet….

  bailey lines up…. here’s the snap… there’s the kick……its on it’s way……..

 it’s ..it’s…….. gooooood ! Dan Bailey ices the game and sends the eagles into a deep sleep.

woman !, don't try to understand em, don't try to make them understand you, for they are a breed apart ! lol
(redskins)= A Tale of 2 owners, bought by Snyder, OWNED by the COWBOYS
Id say RIP Al Davis, but i know your up there drunker than a monkey and clocking angels in the 40 yd dash.

by demonbane on Nov 26, 2011 10:05 PM CST reply actions  

I think Dan the Man will actually catch on because it’s simple and obvious, the two most important things in a nickname IMO. The others have their merits, but lets be honest, they will never catch on outside of BTB. Anthony “almost” Spencer, Tony Oh No, these have caught on because of their simplicity.

by Ben24626 on Nov 26, 2011 10:06 PM CST reply actions  

+1000

there are a lot of ignorant Cowboys fans and Cowboys haters.

"Deion never played quarterback in the National Football League, so his comments are based off the other side of the ball. If you play my position and criticism can really affect you and hurt you and make you play differently, then you’re only gonna be around for so long anyway. The whole objective is to keep getting better. Keep finding ways to improve, and if your talented enough and good enough, you will lead your team to the Super Bowl. That will happen around here, it will."

by willyoubemycharizard on Nov 26, 2011 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

yep that gets a rec

any one else?

Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
-by CotySaxman on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 AM PDT

Now, if somebody doesn’t agree with that, that’s cool. I also don’t agree with the fact that I don’t have $10 million in my bank account. But the fact that I don’t agree with it doesn’t make it any less true.
by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 23, 2010 12:00 AM PST

by I am Ironman!!! on Nov 26, 2011 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

At some point in his career, and at multiple time in his career, it would be nice to call him...

a Champion.

"No one ever accomplishes anything alone in football. We all like to think that we can, but that's just not true. It's always been a team game, always will be." - Tom Dempsey

"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don’t want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve." - Tom Landry

by jakezze01 on Nov 26, 2011 11:32 PM CST reply actions  

i am just going to call him Dan Bailey

kickers dont need nicknames lol

Bruce Carter+Sean Lee=BRUCE LEE!!!!
RDD=REAL DEAL DEMARCO!!!!

by Archie Barberio on Nov 27, 2011 12:07 AM CST reply actions  

@ Chia. Get your picks in.

You did great Thursday, but you have a few more to go.

Fear the Star!

by hookerhome on Nov 27, 2011 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

To each his own

I’m just calling him Darth Bailey because I think it is fitting to play the Darth Vader Theme (Imperial March) as he walks out onto the field for a field goal. The music suits with what he is capable of and what the opposition should feel when he walks out there.

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle, victorious." –Vince Lombardi

by ProBowlFactory on Nov 27, 2011 12:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Anything better than the Folk up.

Crouching moron, hidden smarta**
Optimism, pessimism, F*CK THAT; we're gonna make it happen. As God as my bloody witness, I'm hell-bent on making it work.
"This team is going to win a Super Bowl at some point."
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by Kevin L on Nov 27, 2011 1:56 AM CST reply actions  

Dan 'Ice Veins' Bailey.

"A man's got to know his limitations." - Harry Callahan

by Etiological Cowboy on Nov 27, 2011 10:15 AM CST reply actions  

just call him Baileytieri

for other teams, he’ll go Damn Bailey, and that’s completely enough for us :)

by slowmotion80 on Nov 27, 2011 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

There could, truly, be no better title for this article.

If were on their side of the field, Im thinking bare minimum, were getting a three-piece

"Wheres my helmet?" -Tony Romo

by doubleleg on Nov 28, 2011 1:55 PM CST reply actions  

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