The Bossness Of Dan Bailey
Dan Bailey is breaking records.
His 26 consecutive field goals this season is an NFL rookie record (the next best rookie mark is 14). His four game-winning kicks - defined by the NFL as kicks made with less than two minutes remaining in regulation or in overtime - are also a league rookie mark. And he tied an NFL rookie record with six field goals made in the Week 3 win against the Washington Redskins.
If Bailey makes his next attempt, he'll tie the Cowboys franchise record of 27 set by Chris Boniol in 1997. For the season, Bailey is 27-for-28 on field goals; his only miss came early in the season on a 21-yard attempt against the 49ers. His 96.4 percent field goal percentage leads all kickers in the NFL. Bailey's 108 points scored so far is tied for the league lead and tops among rookies.
With so many superlatives to his credit, his teammates are suitably impressed:
"He's great. The guy has saved our butts two weeks in a row," cornerback Terence Newman said. "The poise that he has is unbelievable."
And Jason Witten, in his inimitable manner, pays him what Witten himself probably considers to be the greatest compliment possible.
"He goes about it the right way," Witten said. "He works hard and keeps his mouth shut."
Meanwhile, Bailey himself appears like he's not letting his early NFL success get to his head.
"I just go out there and try to go one-for-one and do my best," he said. "I'm just like everybody else. I try to work hard and do well in practice. You just have to go to work every day, do your best and, hopefully, it works out for you."
The only thing missing is a suitable monicker fro Dan Bailey. What should we call Dan Bailey?
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Though he kickoffs weren't great or maybe thats the other team seeing our coverage units suck so they run it out more?
I am loving this kid. But I am holding back a little, hate to see him and or Jerry, Folk it up.
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KO refering to past two weeks.
Tony Romo 2011's League's Most Valuable Player and 2012's Superbowl MVP
"No one gives us the right, we take it." L. ~SPN
We miss Buehler
The difference in hang time results in our coverage being further away from the returner when he catches the ball. He has more time to think before making his first break against a tackler. Best to limit Dan to field goals, and put David to use again next year.
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by CotySaxman on Nov 26, 2011 3:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Best to release Buehler
work on special teams coverage a little more, and open up a spot on the team for another position player of need.
by Mikellie on Nov 26, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
ARE YOU INSANE?
DON’T YOU REALIZE THAT NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE NFL HAS EVER MADE TACKLES WITH THE SHEER FERAL FEROCITY OF DAVID BUEHLER!?!?!?!?!
ALSO HE IS THE FASTEST HUMAN EVER!
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by matt575 on Nov 22, 2011 3:09 AM EST
by Seanrude on Nov 26, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
oh that gets a rec
Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
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by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 23, 2010 12:00 AM PST
by I am Ironman!!! on Nov 26, 2011 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, yeah, I'm in on that.
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Id say RIP Al Davis, but i know your up there drunker than a monkey and clocking angels in the 40 yd dash.
So...
When are Buehler, Chris Johnson, and Bolt having their foot race? Hahaha.
by Hatchetman337 on Nov 26, 2011 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
Right.
Because it’s better to fix everything other than the problem, in order to re-sign Daniel Loper or anyone else who will never dress for a game. Brilliant.
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by CotySaxman on Nov 26, 2011 8:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If the hang time is the issue, rather than the crappiness of the kickoff coverage team, why was Buehler making so many tackles?
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by matt575 on Nov 22, 2011 3:09 AM EST
He wasn't.
He had one this year. It’s nice that he can tackle and get downfield. He plays on punt coverage and kick returns, when healthy, also, which utilize his athleticism. Try comparing where our coverage is when the returner gets the ball between Buehler and Bailey. It seems with Bailey the returner has an extra 5 to 10 yards of empty space.
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by CotySaxman on Nov 26, 2011 10:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Really???
Years long lurker, random poster… But I can honestly not help thinking everytime we give up a long kick or punt return, how nice it would be to have Buehler in there…. The dude seems to be a magnet for tackles, does he not? At least to my eyeball test, he does. He guns on punts, and (I guess only once this year-not surprising cause he played in, like what, 3 games?) demolishes on kickoffs… I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m ALL-IN on Darth Steely Dan “Split-Em” Beetle Bailey, because it’s nice to only have to close ONE eye on fgs nowadays (still waitin for the spell to break, cause I’m a Bleeding Silver and Blue Cowboys Fan and that’s what happens to us since the mid-90s), but, even if Buehler no longer kicks, the guy has special team potential… Wouldn’t switching the PURE ATHLETE like him to Safety or WR, or LB, or f***ing FULLBACK be better than having my PA boy AOA or any other bounce around scrub take up the roster space. I mean, teach the ATHLETE TO BE MORE THAN AN ATHLETE FOR CHRISSAKES!!! Stop forcing people to be what they are not, and I’m sorry, much as I know that he sucks on fgs between 20 and 40 yds, the dude is a baller! I didn’t have this opinion several weeks ago, when we needed the roster space due to injuries. But now, though we still need the roster space ( and not necessarily due to injuries as much as general depth suckitude at a couple positions), why wouldn’t we take this opportunity to keep a PLAYMAKER? YES, I SAID IT! PLAYMAKER! Just not at placekicker….. give the athlete a chance to make a freaking play! He’s a rare specimen, and that’s why the almighty (*meaning slightly insane and generally egotistical) Jerruh Jones is so high on him. How many PURE ATHLETES are on this team? And shouldn’t the coaching staff be able to find a spot for a PURE ATHLETE? Just please, don’t let him kick anymore unless there’s an injury? I mean, for real, I live in PA (Penn State Cowboy!) and I dig AOA, and all, being from down the road and what-not, but we have a bona-fide, semi bust first round pick to return our kickoffs, and a bona-fide, please-don’t-be-a-bust first round pick to return our punts. I did think it was a waste to keep two kickers on the squad, but, is it me, or did our coverage units SUDDENLY, INEXPLICABLY (yeah, right), begin to SUCK when Beuhler went on IR? Love to see some stats on that, honestly, all you intelligentsia out there… Thanks for the quality, guys, I’m gonna try to make this not a random, once in a while deal anymore :-)
by Nicholas Pressley on Nov 27, 2011 4:28 AM CST up reply actions
So...we agree.
He can tackle. But he doesn’t tackle that often because he kicks the ball high, encouraging touchbacks or quick tackles. I said he doesn’t have many tackles because he doesn’t—his kicks preclude tackling opportunities. I’m a Buehler supporter. What can I say? I’m a fan of football players.
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by CotySaxman on Nov 28, 2011 12:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I would guess that when buehler kicks, he isn't the safety valve.
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I can't understand why any fan wants Buehler kicking for us
It is simply a waste of a roster spot. First, started avg. field position with Buelher kicking is not better than that with Baily kicking.
And, even if it were better – say by 1 or 2 yards avg – there’s no way he’s more valuable than any other 45th man to make the active roster.
Seriously! If a kick-off specialist were such a hot commodity, other teams would have one. They don’t. They’re not.
Just say no to Buelher.
Hes not a waster because we now have 46spots
What is a waste is carrying 3 qbs. A KO specialist actually has an impact on the game everytime we score.
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Other teams don't have them
Because Buehler is unique. Other teams don’t have Ware either, does that make him useless?
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by CotySaxman on Nov 28, 2011 12:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I hate Steely Dan
The band, that is
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by matt575 on Nov 22, 2011 3:09 AM EST
Boy, Witten's compliment
makes me wonder what he thinks of those young’uns who DON"T keep their mouth shut.
" Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. "
Samuel Beckett
"There is no cause for concern" Jerry Jones
probably silently dislikes them for that.
"Deion never played quarterback in the National Football League, so his comments are based off the other side of the ball. If you play my position and criticism can really affect you and hurt you and make you play differently, then you’re only gonna be around for so long anyway. The whole objective is to keep getting better. Keep finding ways to improve, and if your talented enough and good enough, you will lead your team to the Super Bowl. That will happen around here, it will."
by willyoubemycharizard on Nov 26, 2011 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
I gotta go with Steely Dan...
You go back Dan do it again
Ball turnin’ ’round and ’round
You go back Dan do it again
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I went with Dan the Man
Because it pays homage to Van Morrison, who I like much more than Steely Dan. :-)
Is there any other kind?
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by CrustytheCowboy on Nov 27, 2011 1:29 AM CST up reply actions
Go Kai Forbath!
Errrrrr……maybe not.
I went with “The Bondsman” for always bailing them out of trouble :)
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when we play down to an inferior opponents level
& the bondsman saves our ass at the last second.. I consider that a bail out. & since its a bondsman’s job to bail you out.. you are also correct sir. He IS just doing his job..
by woodson28 on Nov 27, 2011 12:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
ice man
woman !, don't try to understand em, don't try to make them understand you, for they are a breed apart ! lol
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Id say RIP Al Davis, but i know your up there drunker than a monkey and clocking angels in the 40 yd dash.
I like the...
“Bail ’em out Bailey” someone came up with in another thread. It’d make a nice chant on 4th down from inside the opponent’s 35 yard line.
I voted for Steely Dan.
I just can’t lose the mental image of Dan “The Man” Levitan from Good Morning Vietnam whenever I read that.
Rabid and luvin' it
i want to call him cold stone bailey
because hes icy and creamy white. and his initials would be csb
mmmmmmmm no, thankfully.
C’mon guys…Vanilla Ice? Ugh, he has become a parody of the parody of himself, can we give it a rest already? lol
Darth Bailey. Fear the Star.
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a parody of the parody of himself
ANd as he was a parody to begin with, we have a rare triple parody.
If I were a buddhist, I would say that his parody of a parody of a parody means that he has come through the other side of the looking glass and is therefore a genuine artist, but I am a Christian, so I will just say that he sucks
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by matt575 on Nov 22, 2011 3:09 AM EST
Bailey's on Ice
no not meth
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Why not
What you put in the headline? Bossness.
by Dub_TC on Nov 26, 2011 2:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I Like
ICE COLD Dan Steely Dan seems so weak and could be confused with the actual singer leading to a lawsuit.
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When I went to Oklahoma State University,
Dan Bailey was in his last year as the Cowboys kicker. I’ve since transferred to University of Arkansas, but back in those days, his nickname around campus was Dan ‘Automatic’ Bailey. Dude was a surefire bet to make in the clutchest of kicks.
Some real creative geniuses up there at OSU
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by matt575 on Nov 22, 2011 3:09 AM EST
we've already used up
That automatic nickname with automatica grammatica…
I’m going with Darth Bailey
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by CDMac24 on Nov 27, 2011 10:44 AM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I like "The Bondsman"
Because Bailey always collects!
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by Blue Eyed Devil on Nov 26, 2011 3:33 PM CST reply actions
NOT Steely Dan
Even though I loved the group and they could play “Reelin’ In The Years” when he came on to attempt make a FG, I’m of the mind it wouldn’t be an appropriate nickname.
From the Steely Dan website FAQ:
With the core band recruited, Donald and Walter need a name for their group. Since both of them were avid readers of 1950’s “Beat” literature, they decided to name the band “Steely Dan” after a dildo in William Burroughs’ “Naked Lunch.”
Darth Bailey
I gotta go with that one. A large reason for it is that it comes with a theme song for when he walks onto the field. Might as well start playing the Darth Vader theme when he walks on for a Field Goal. If you don’t know what song I am talking about then you fail at life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8
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by ProBowlFactory on Nov 26, 2011 3:54 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Plus the face that Cowboys Stadium is already locally called the "Deathstar"
C’mon it just fits doesn’t it?
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by ProBowlFactory on Nov 26, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Darth Bailey all the way!
He should get one of those old LT facemasks from back in his Chargers days…
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The force is strong with this one.
Darth Bailey
by The Loco Llama on Nov 26, 2011 5:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ummm...
We’re the white hat guys. Hi-yo, Silver and all that. Down to the William Tell Overture. So get this tidbit:
Although the Lone Ranger’s last name is given as Reid, his first name is not definitely specified. According to the story told in the radio series, the group of six ambushed Rangers was headed by Reid’s brother, Captain Dan Reid. Some later radio reference books, beginning with Radio’s Golden Age in the 1960s, claimed that the Lone Ranger’s first name was John; however, both the radio and television programs avoided mentioning his first name. Fran Striker’s (writer of the radio show and possible creator of the character) obituary (1962) and a Gold Key Comics (1964) retelling of the origin both stated that “Dan” was the Lone Ranger’s first name, not his brother’s.
Do more youthful fans even recognize the significance of the William Tell Overture? Just curious.
Cry 'Havoc!'
No, I thought it kinda sounded like the imperial march.
Wonder how much it would cost for jerry to pay for the rights to play that when Darth Bailey walks out on to the field. That would be sick.
by The Loco Llama on Dec 2, 2011 5:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
well, I m not that good in english, so where is the connection between Dan Bailey and "split them" ..I know what split them means, but I just didnt get whole idea
anyway, I voted for Dan “Split em” Bailey
before there was law, there were the Cowboys!!!
Just from "split the uprights"
A term they used all the time to describe a perfect field goal.
Don't believe everything you think.
*cough*
We do know what a ‘Steely Dan’ is right? From the Burrough’s novel ‘Naked Lunch’?
MacGruber!
Exactly. Couldn't do it.
Darth Bailey it is.
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"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don’t want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve." - Tom Landry
I never knew that lol
that does put another, um, angle on ‘splitting the uprights’ and ‘drilling it down the middle’ and ‘nailing it’ …
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And screwing...
other teams. Giving himself and others pleasure in the process. Might even be considered a shiny toy.
Cry 'Havoc!'
Darth Bailey is cool
Though I like Dan “Iceman” Bailey better
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THE ICE MAN
woman !, don't try to understand em, don't try to make them understand you, for they are a breed apart ! lol
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Id say RIP Al Davis, but i know your up there drunker than a monkey and clocking angels in the 40 yd dash.
Down here in Spurs country,
“Ice Man” is taken. Only George Gervin is The Ice Man. Sorry.
Fear the Star!
Dan the Man is too easy/lame. Every person named Dan probably gets that corny nickname from their boss on a monday morning. cringe
"On a journey to anywhere you can draw your own map."
If I can imagine Michael Scott saying it...
…it’s a no-go. Ugh. I can hear him saying that now, too. That’s what he said. /sigh
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"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don’t want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve." - Tom Landry
I prefer Dan "Beelzebub" Bailey myself.
Lilly, Hayes, Staubach, Waters, Dorsett, Bates, Novacek, Emmitt, Woodson, Ware, Witten, Lee. The Legacy lives on.
BAckground music for this post?
Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
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Now, if somebody doesn’t agree with that, that’s cool. I also don’t agree with the fact that I don’t have $10 million in my bank account. But the fact that I don’t agree with it doesn’t make it any less true.
by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 23, 2010 12:00 AM PST
by I am Ironman!!! on Nov 26, 2011 5:00 PM CST reply actions
How could you not vote for the Bondsman
that’s just hilarious and original the others are meh.
Romo wasn't built in a day.
Except for Darth Bailey
which i will accept if we can’t get the Bondsman.
Romo wasn't built in a day.
by kaleelycowboy on Nov 26, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
I like Dan "Money" Bailey.
He is as good as Money in the bank, and we can always “Bank” on him.
If the play works, never run it again. If it fails, keep running it.
First and goal at the one. Run it three times in a row, and then kick a field goal. Sound familiar?
How about we just call him the "kicker"?
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by matt575 on Nov 22, 2011 3:09 AM EST
by Seanrude on Nov 26, 2011 6:33 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Sure. Name the unit. Not the individual.
His parents gave him his.
And, ummm, Tony, sorry about the Tiger bit. It was just plain wrong of me. Despite what your wife says.
Cry 'Havoc!'
It can't be anything less than Darth Bailey
But maybe we should do him a favor and not call him anything. Otherwise, if (knock on wood) he fails to kick the game winning field goal in the playoffs, people will say he is overrated, and all about stats, but a choke artist, because he only wins when it does’nt count.
by Fsanchezf1983 on Nov 26, 2011 7:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Wait, Romo had a positive nickname?!
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by CotySaxman on Nov 26, 2011 8:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Tony Houdini
That still is Romo’s when he does that pocket escaping stuff
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by ProBowlFactory on Nov 26, 2011 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Darth Bailey please...
Go Cowboys.....Go White Sox.....
by goat3000 on Nov 26, 2011 8:05 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I did make a smart-a$$ comment on here when he missed the short kick against SF. I take it back in spades.
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Beetle Bailey
Or Beatem Bailey
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by emmitt22 on Nov 26, 2011 8:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
o.O
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"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don’t want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve." - Tom Landry
He's Dano-miiite!!!!
I’m sure we could give JJ Walker like $20 to tape that so we could show it on Jerrytron every time he makes it
haha- it looks like my Twitter fam is driving the Split'Em vote
I’ve only seen one comment here in support- but those that follow the BTB account, have had Split’Em on their timelines probably 40 times in the last eight weeks.
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its 4th down.....3 seconds remain.... and on to the field......
comes THE ICE MAN ……53 yards away from glory…………the crowd is on their feet….
bailey lines up…. here’s the snap… there’s the kick……its on it’s way……..
it’s ..it’s…….. gooooood ! Dan Bailey ices the game and sends the eagles into a deep sleep.
woman !, don't try to understand em, don't try to make them understand you, for they are a breed apart ! lol
(redskins)= A Tale of 2 owners, bought by Snyder, OWNED by the COWBOYS
Id say RIP Al Davis, but i know your up there drunker than a monkey and clocking angels in the 40 yd dash.
I think Dan the Man will actually catch on because it’s simple and obvious, the two most important things in a nickname IMO. The others have their merits, but lets be honest, they will never catch on outside of BTB. Anthony “almost” Spencer, Tony Oh No, these have caught on because of their simplicity.
:D
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by KD Drummond on Nov 26, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
+1000
there are a lot of ignorant Cowboys fans and Cowboys haters.
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by willyoubemycharizard on Nov 26, 2011 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
yep that gets a rec
any one else?
Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
-by CotySaxman on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 AM PDT
Now, if somebody doesn’t agree with that, that’s cool. I also don’t agree with the fact that I don’t have $10 million in my bank account. But the fact that I don’t agree with it doesn’t make it any less true.
by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 23, 2010 12:00 AM PST
by I am Ironman!!! on Nov 26, 2011 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
At some point in his career, and at multiple time in his career, it would be nice to call him...
…a Champion.
"No one ever accomplishes anything alone in football. We all like to think that we can, but that's just not true. It's always been a team game, always will be." - Tom Dempsey
"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don’t want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve." - Tom Landry
i am just going to call him Dan Bailey
kickers dont need nicknames lol
Bruce Carter+Sean Lee=BRUCE LEE!!!!
RDD=REAL DEAL DEMARCO!!!!
by Archie Barberio on Nov 27, 2011 12:07 AM CST reply actions
@ Chia. Get your picks in.
You did great Thursday, but you have a few more to go.
Fear the Star!
To each his own
I’m just calling him Darth Bailey because I think it is fitting to play the Darth Vader Theme (Imperial March) as he walks out onto the field for a field goal. The music suits with what he is capable of and what the opposition should feel when he walks out there.
"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle, victorious." –Vince Lombardi
by ProBowlFactory on Nov 27, 2011 12:48 AM CST up reply actions
Dan 'Ice Veins' Bailey.
"A man's got to know his limitations." - Harry Callahan
by Etiological Cowboy on Nov 27, 2011 10:15 AM CST reply actions
just call him Baileytieri
for other teams, he’ll go Damn Bailey, and that’s completely enough for us :)
There could, truly, be no better title for this article.
If were on their side of the field, Im thinking bare minimum, were getting a three-piece
"Wheres my helmet?" -Tony Romo

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