Since the Saturday Game I have been out of sorts. I think the thing mostly missed was the Eagles / Cowboys game being virtually stillborn. Pumping up all week and then almost immediately it was done, No answers found, No real knowledge gained. Basically we have to wait 2 weeks for the game for the Divisional title. Mwahahaha. The Giants. What a bunch of Giant tools. I think they've lost 8 of their last 7 and somehow they're still in the playoff hunt. IF WE COULD CLOSE MORE GAMES THIS WOULD ALL BE DONE. So we expect to see our team learn how to finish. How to close out games. How to hit it right, leaving everyone satisfied. That's what people learn to respect. We know Romo will bring his A game. How many other Cowboys will also? I expect Ware, Ratliff, Witten, Jones, Lee, Austin, Bryant, Robinsons, Jenkin and hopefully Randy White, Drew Pearson, Darren Woodson and Michael "Freaking" Irvin to also be large and in charge.
The Giants. Hmm. Let's talk about Eli Manning. MVP Candidate. Super Bowl Champion.
Derp. Derp. I make face. He has amused me over the years more than any other QB other than his brother. What's his name. They make faces like we're all mute and the only translatable option is charades. Derp. Giants, your QB has my respect, but he makes me laugh. Uncomfortable Eli. Ticked off Eli. Menstruating Eli. He brings a lot of faces to the game. One of the things I respect most this year is that he has almost lost that facial humor that has marked so much of his career. He seems more settled. Maybe it relates to Peyton not playing. Imagine being one of the best in the world, but your bro was THE best to some people. Would that not suck? This year it has been just him. And he's shined like Romo. Neither team is here if not for the QB. And whoever plays better on Sunday night might just be the winner. A serious aside. Since 1970 the QB's with an over 140 rating have never lost a game. Until Romo lost to the Giants. I think it's now 72-1. So let's both accept that our QB's need to play well. And someone else needs to step up.
The Giants D. Fuggadaboutit. We will pass. We will run. And all you get to do is mewl and whimper as it happens. We have played well at Giants Stadium over the last few years. And we will on Sunday. You will fall under the pressure. You will gack on the defensive strategy. And you will lose. And will it not hurt more than anything to lose to us? Your hated rival. Winning it in the building you share. Sorry. We own ours. May be it's overpriced and quiet, but things can be fixed. Your fans will turn on you. And the game will be over. I know you want to win, but Sunday is ours. We are a young team taking steps to be world class. You are simply a step we have to take. And upon your prone body will be our first step. Thank you for supplying it.
In 2011 we announced our presence with authority. And people heard, How far may we go? I don't know. But there are no Defenses left in the NFC other than Detroit. I would play our Offense against anyone. And see how it shakes out. Good luck to the Giants. As far as I must. Someones season ends on Sunday night. And it will be yours. With a long off season to follow. We believe in Romo and our team. Do you believe in yours? I hope so and laugh at it. By the end of Sunday we will own the East. And it will continue for years to come.