Okay, riffing off Chia
Doug Free Falling
Songwriters: Petty, Tom; Lynne, Jeff; maui, scott
He's a good 'Boy, looks out for Romo
Loves Jerry and America's team
He's a good 'Boy, crazy 'bout Dez
Loves Witten and Miles Austin too
It's a long play givin' the receiver time
There's Felix runnin' down the field
And I'm a bad ass, 'cause I don't ever miss blocks
I'm a bad ass for breakin' the D
Now I'm Free, I'm a free agent
Yeah Doug Free, I'm a free agent
All the umpires watching for the holding
Moved back, behind the quarterback
But all the bad ends are lying in my shadow
All the good plays are broken to the house
And I'm Free, I'm a free agent
Yeah Doug Free, I'm a free agent
Free agent, I'm a free agent.... Free agent, I'm a free agent
I wanna touchdown over the D end
I wanna win this game in Jerryworld
I'm Doug Free y'all, I ain't playing for nothin'
(But I'm Not) gonna leave this team for a while
Now I'm Free, I'm a free agent
Yeah Doug Free, I'm a free agent
We'll see how the last line ends up being written...
For previous posts in this series see Doug Free Bird, Yes We McCann Cann, Takin' Care of Business, Cowboys Style, and You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet.