I'm always amused at how the phrase "America's Team" irritates so many people, and now there's a new leader in the rabbit-earedness of all rabbit ears: the good folks at Niners Nation. Over the past week, NN has been running a "Tournament of Badness" to select a winner among *bad things* that Niners fans encounter in football. A whole long list emerged, but the final cut was between "The Dallas Cowboys as 'America's Team'" and "too many commercial breaks" (as in Score, Commercial, Kickoff, Commercial).
The Cowboys as America's Team won by a landslide.
You can lol and read the results over here. Long live America's Team!