Bailey : It's okay guys we'll get 3.
Garrett : ...
Bailey : *Packs bags...*
Harbaugh : Drive Alex, Drive
Smith : That defensive coordinator looks like a hobo version of Rex Ryan. Intimidating.
Fox announcer : Al Gore with the TD!
Gore : TD Frank Gore.
7-0 49ers 2nd Quarter
Romo : Ow :(.... My rib. I'll play though
*7 straight incomplete passes later*
Williams : Tap dancing class paid off.
Smith : Did I throw that? Really? Wow. I'm good. :D
Smith : True hobo version of Rex Ryan, true.
Austin : ROMO I'M OPEN! THROW IT.
Romo : *Looks for Miles amazing smile sponsored by Crest toothpaste. *Zing*
Austin : :) :) :) :)
Ball : Ball!
Rob Ryan : Not a Ball sack, but close enough.
Ball : Ball.
Ryan : Is that all you say?
Ball : Ball?
Ryan : Awkwardly shifts away from Alan Ball.
Garrett : Bring the next starter in.
Romo : *Runs out of the locker room.*
Kitna : No Tony, I'm playing. Your ribs are cracked.
Romo : #@$%% *kicks air and loses helmet.*
Kitna throws deep pass to wide open 49ers receiver
Witten : What the $%$^% was that?
Kitna : I forgot to put oil on my old arm.
Kitna : That should be better.
Austin : Much better :)
Kitna picked off for the 2nd time.
Kitna : Nevermind
Rob Ryan : ASDFGHLDMSDEFVEVNRN!!!!
Spencer : I know coach
Ryan : FNRTBRKNB R; NRM LN!
David Akers makes a field goal
Romo is announced out for the rest of the game.
Romo : Screw this crap! Where's my helmet. KITNA WHERE'S MY %#@%%#%$$% HELMET!
Kitna : *Cries and runs to locker room.*
Romo : Oh here it is. Let's do this crap.
Romo : Miles, LOOK!
Austin : :)
Austin : Endzone :)
Austin pushes himself to make the 2nd effort and scores the TD.
49ers lead 24-21
Ware : On pace for 32 sacks this year. James Harrison will still win Defensive Player of the Year.
Ryan : EWRFVLKRG NL DEFENSE ERFTVGTBR BTG OFF THE EWFRTBBD DSF FIELD!
Ryan is foaming at the mouth.
Cowboys offense on the sidelines :
Romo : Just go 15 yards down field and cut in.
Holley : I never caught a ball in a real NFL game before.
Romo : Just do what I say. The camera's watching me "coach" you up. This is all part of my new leader role on this team. So make me look good please.
Romo completes two passes to Holley. They replay the coach up and Dallas is now in Field Goal range.
Garrett : Send in Bailey.
Bailey : What?
Garrett : Go send us into overtime.
Bailey : You do know that's a 48 yard field goal attempt right? I missed it from 21 before.
Garrett : RKG.
OT : The 49ers won the toss and received the ball.
Harbaugh : GET PUMPED TEAM. YOU GO OUT THERE AND SCORE RIGHT AWAY.
Ratliff : Trust Fall. Sack Rat.
Harbaugh : OR WE CAN PUNT.
Cowboys get the ball back. Romo freezes the safety with the play action and Jesse Holley is wide open deep down the field.
Holley : Look Mom! One hand!
Cowboys team : HOLD ONTO THE BALL WITH TWO HANDS.
Holley gets knocked out of bounds near the endzone. The Cowboys are relieved.
Sensabaugh : Yo good job man.
Holley : I haz teh munchiez.
Romo : Woo....Hoo....