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Redskins @ Cowboys Comic Week 3

Welcome back. This got a lot of buzz last week. Hopefully I can entertain once again. 

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Fat Cowboy Hat wearing guy : IT'S MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL WOOO YEE HAWW YEAA WOO HOO! 

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Romo : Nice song man. Now get out. No seriously get out.

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Romo : Hey Miles you suiting up today?

Miles : Nah Tony I pulled a hammy. :)

Romo : You know I have a cracked rib and a punctured lung and I'm still going right? 

Miles : Yea :)

Romo : Wussy

Miles : :(

Redskins ball, they get down the field and kick a Field Goal

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Gano : FG!

3-0 Redskins

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Bailey : FG!

3-3 Tie

Redskins get the ball back, but have to punt. The Cowboys now have the ball. 

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Ogletree : OPENZ! 

Romo : *zing*

Ogletree : *catches* Run run run OH NO LARON LANDRY.

Laron Landry's Shoulder : BOOM

Ogletree : FUMBLE!

Referee : ITZ MINE! 

Redskins would recover after a challenge

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Rob Ryan : NO TOUCHDOWNZ ALLOWD REX GROSSMAN! 

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Rex : But..but...but

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Gano : FG! 

6-3 Redskins

The Cowboys would punt on their next drive and the Redskins get the ball back. 

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Lee : Not for long bold headlines. 

But...

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Bailey : FG! 

6-6 Tie

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Gano : FG! 

Sensabaugh : Hell nah G 

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Gano : :(

Miles : :)

Gano : Shut up Miles. 

Miles : Blinds Gano with amazing smile

Gano : Ah it burns!

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Bailey : FG!

9-6 Cowboys

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Gano : FG!

9-9 Tie at Halftime

HALFTIME SHOW

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Okay end of Half - Cowboys ball 

Romo : HUT HUT HUT

Costa : Now? 

Romo : NO.

Redskins Dline : HUT HUT HUT!

Costa : OKAY NOW *snap*

Romo : WUT O NOEZ! 

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Romo : COSTA YOU CAN'T BE DOING THESE SNAPS WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING. 

Costa : You said hut! 

Romo : No I didn't. Better not happen again. 

On the next play Romo was intercepted because of a bad route by Ogletree.

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Rex : No more field goals. Screw Rob Ryan I'm throwing a touchdown.

Rob Ryan : ASDGHLSHSKFN!!@$!!

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16-9 Redskins

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Baliey : FG! 

16-12 Redskins

The Redskins would punt giving the Cowboys the ball. 

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Bailey : FG!

16-15 Redskins

The Redskins would be forced to punt again by an outstanding Rob Ryan defense.

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2nd Down...

Romo : Okay lets get some yardage here. 

Costa : Hike now? 

Romo : NO.

Costa : Okay I wait. 

Romo : BLUE 88, YELLOW 18, YELLOW 18, HUT HUT HUT...

Costa : NOW?!

Romo : NO DAMMIT

Redskins Dline : HUT HUT HUT 

Costa : OKAY NOW! 

Romo : NOT AGAIN! 

FUMBLE

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Romo : WHAT THE FRONT DOOR COSTA?

Costa : DOH sorry boss.

Costa : :(

Miles : It's okay Costa. :)

3rd and 21, (Important QBR statistic) 

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Romo : Dez get open they're showing all out blitz. 

Dez : Ya I hur u Ton. Just throw it up I got this chump DeAngelo Hall.

Hall : Yo wut? Romeo Ima hurt ur rib mayne. 

Romo : Just going to throw it to an open Dez then.

Hall : O yea u rite Romeo. Where art thou anyway?

Romo : STFU shakespeare.

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Romo : Sucka

Dez : 1st down! 

Hall : Aww hell nah ima jus pull yo facemask den. 

Referee : Penalty 15 yards added to the end of the play. 

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Dez : Yo watch my shizz on u on the big t.v. up der. 

Hall : ...

Dez : Was it a gud play? 

Hall : U tell me. 

Dez : O 

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Bailey : FG! 

18-16 Cowboys 

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Rob Ryan : DEFENSE BETTER STOP GROSSMAN! Hey gross man was my nickname in high school. 

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STRIPPED THE COWBOYS WIN! 

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Romo : No after game cheap shots Hall. I'm watching you...

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Hall : Damn.

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Cowboys win!

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