GARRET YOU BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY IDIOT!
YOU BRING IN THE COLLARBONE ASSASIN AND THE CHAP-ASS BUT PASS OVER HENRY FREAKING HYNOSKI?
What did I tell you? What did I tell you all offseason you red-headed step child? I told you to draft the **** out of Hynoski and he would be your new Moose. But you didn't listen.
Then Hynoski is just sitting there on the UDFA list. You could have signed him any time. But oh no, you knew better. You thought the chap-ass was going to be your savior!
Well guess who just made the Giants' 53? HENRY FRIGGIN HYNOSKI! Now you're going to get to see Hynoski 2 times a year every year. Nice work passing on a future pro-bowl FB to roll with.... Oh yeah, NO ONE! All your fullbacks sucked so much you cut them all. They have Hynoski and we have Martin Rucker.