Cowboys FanPost Of The Week: A Herculean Task
Another Wednesday has rolled around, so it's once again time for the weekly foray into the FanPost forest. In the last seven days, BTBers have rolled out a formidable array of F-Posts; the vast majority of these tend to focus upon a topic that is, at present, near and dear to Cowboys fans: what can be done to improve a team that has a lot of apparent holes on its roster? With so many holes, you can imagine all the possible solutions: enough to make Ol' Rabble's graying head spin. One thing I found out this week is that its hard to write posts when one's head is spinning...
Before we get to some of my favorite sets of solutions for what ails out beloved 'Boys, I want to recognize a couple of guys whose FPs offer some important groundwork for the posts to come. The first of these is our resident football ringer, Birddog26 (you may remember his San Antonio training camp reports late last summer). 'Dog is a scout private defensive back coach (did I get that right, BD?), who understands the nuances of scouting. In his post, he shares these with us, his fellow Cowboys fans. As we head into Free Agency and the NFL Draft, we'll hear a lot of scouting lingo. Wanna get clearer on what the Mike Mayocks of the world are talking about? Read Birddog26's fine post. Now.
I think one of the guys we all wish would read 'Dog's post is Jerry Jones, the scouting wannabe who has made a bit of a spectacle of himself this week at the Senior Bowl. First, he held court with local reporters for about 25 minutes and, amidst the almost endless series of hesitations, mid-sentence corrections and non-sequiturs that is his rhetorical style, seemed to suggest that he'd rather have Eli Manning than Tony Romo (he didn't, clear-headed commentators soon affirmed). Then, in an interview on NFL Network, he opined on last year's draft haul. This time around, he actually offered some good info--if his speechification might be parsed. Thankfully, one of our A-list members, Rohpuri, has done just that. He accomplishes the amazing feat of making Jones's rambling read intelligibly. For that, he earns my deepest respect.
Read about this week's top FanPosts after the jump...
All of this week's honored posts follow a similar format: they use material from a non-football field as a platform to discuss the Cowboys' offseason. Frankly, I'm a sucker for this kind of thinking and writing; thankfully, all three posts were superb, so there was a convenient correlation between quality posts and my own predilections. Who are these creative posters? Let's start with this week's honorable mentions:
First up is TheCowboyWay, who authors a terrific post in which he compares player acquisition to building an investment portfolio. Under previous regimes, TCW posits, Dallas "focused too much on the long term, and we were missing out on too many short term 'liquid' opportunities, and our overall 'portfolio' suffered." I don't think he's advocating that the Cowboys immediately sign a bunch of free agents who can play immediately, but that they need to avoid a key mistake from the recent past: they cannot continue to sign declining veterans to big dollar contracts. There's a lot more there; go here to soak it all in. Nice work, TCW!
Next up is a real favorite of mine, Blue Eyed Devil. This time around, he dips into BTB's past to craft a fascinating read. Specifically, he recalls a term first introduced to BTB vernacular by O.C.C., in the weeks leading up to the 2010 season. Since then, I have referred to this in my last two season prediction posts--and Devil has himself turned to this useful term. The theory's central idea is that an organization or operation is only as strong as its weakest link (on the space shuttle Challenger, this was the famed O-ring). BED offers a historical survey of recent O-rings (Alan Ball; the interior of the O-line) and offers the following--and highly compelling--conclusion:
In this era of the NFL the game is about having consistency and depth across the 22 starting positions so that teams cannot find an O-ring to take great advantage of. With talent parity driven by the salary cap and NFL draft a team can't assemble massively more talent that the other 31 in the league. It can't have pro-bowlers at every position. A team that tries to collect the most top-end talent it can will leave itself highly vulnerable in other areas, O-rings. Instead, what a team must do is build its team around sufficiency. It must use its draft picks and money wisely to create a consistency of talent across the field so that no opponent can find an easy mis-match to exploit.
Consider the AFC's representative in the upcoming Super Bowl, the Patriots. One of their draft strategies is to trade down or into the following draft. This not only allows them to acquire more picks, but gives them far more second and third rounders than any other team. What does this accomplish? It optimizes their opportunities to avoid the problematic imbalance and vulnerability to which Devil refers in the above quote. Nice work, BED!
And on to this week's winning FanPost. Please join me in applauding the fine effort of White Wolf, who gives us a superb rumination on the current task (or set of tasks) facing the Cowboys' braintrust. From Wolf's perspective, there is a lot of work to do--so much, in fact, that he compares the job to the Twelve Labors of Hercules (not familiar with these? here's some info on them). After briefly presenting the mythological background, WW enumerates the twelve roster tasks that must be accomplished in the coming months, offers a drafting strategy that best responds to this set of needs (trade down), and then looks at the twelve draft picks, free agents or promotions-from-within that fulfill all twelve labors.
In his fifth labor, Hercules was tasked with cleaning out the Augean stables, which contained and over 1,000 divine cattle (who produced a LOT of cowpies) and had not been cleaned in over 30 years. Hmmm...sounds a lot like what Garrett has to do at Valley Ranch. Heracles succeeded by rerouting the rivers Alpheus and Peneus to wash out the filth; lets hope Garrett has a similar trick up his sleeve.
Everyone: please give Wolf and all of this week's honorees some much-deserved love in the comments section.
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Was that a Nutty Professor reference???
If so…………BWWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…LOL…………then you get a rec from me.
We're here to win football games. The way to do that is to tell him and to get on him at the right times. I do that when you guys (media) don't see and watch.''
What else makes a strong leader?
"You win,'' Romo said. "You're a very good leader once you win.
"That's' what we're going to do.''
by TARHEEL PAUL on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks to all contributors
It is people like you and all the other good posters that makes this the best sports blog out there!
HERE! HERE!
It’s kinda silly how much better this site is than the pack of distant seconds!
(congrats Wolf!)
Mmmm ... draft season ... a time for optimists :)
A couple.
Not many, though. Gotta love Raf, at least.
Cheers, WW!
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 25, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
My fault,
That was sarcasm. There are several good non-mainstream Cowboys sites. Raf is just one of the Godfathers of BTB, so…
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 25, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
No, excellent reference!
… and Raf’s still cranking out great stuff … well worth the read :)
Mmmm ... draft season ... a time for optimists :)
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by Fan in Thick and Thin on Jan 25, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Buddy, I told you no acid after 5pm
That and twinkies. We know what the do to you.
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders
How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.
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We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
excellent!
I’m trying to learn the language now … reading it is next!
… we really should be doing a BTB Phuket trip … it’s not the worst place for a draft party!
Mmmm ... draft season ... a time for optimists :)
Phuket!, all of BTB should be there!
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
That would be
Phuket, Thailand
on April 26th (the 27th in Thailand,) .
And DL, that sounds awesome, but I am just restarting my business back in AZ, I will prob not be there extra sad frowny face :(
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, draft...beer.
We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
we could hold our own separate 'draft' ... I could provide the pre-game rankings!
Mmmm ... draft season ... a time for optimists :)
I think your tastes are affecting a lot of the fanposts.
I’m not saying that as a bad or good thing, but it seems more and more fan posts stretching to wrap around a non-football analogy are appearing. Personally, I find that type of post uninteresting, as I am typically distracted by the clear efforts to make things fit the meme, rather than just focusing on the analysis. That’s just my opinion, though. Those types of posts seem very popular, they’re just not to my taste.
by Baked Potato Soup on Jan 25, 2012 12:11 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Posts are like wine
We all have our preferred tastes. Some like dry, bitter reds (football mensa), others prefer warmer, bold blushes (Tom Ryle), or aromatic, nutty whites (tanstaafl), and of course the bubbly sweetness of champagne (I am Ironman). To each their own, no one wine is perfect for every pallet.
I figured you would enjoy another analogy… ;-)
by TheCowboyWay on Jan 25, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
I did enjoy it
although I think of myself as a fine single malt scotch.
Formerly Pineywoods - different name, same cockeyed view of the world.
Jason Garrett - Lord of Order
Rob Ryan - Lord of Chaos
I like black label
"The tone is business," Garrett said. "Let's get to work. The Giants are going to be at the Meadowlands on Sunday at 4:15. They're an awfully good football team. We have to get ready for them."
by Rohpuri on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The aged part I got covered.
Formerly Pineywoods - different name, same cockeyed view of the world.
Jason Garrett - Lord of Order
Rob Ryan - Lord of Chaos
really
the bubbly sweetness of champagne (I am Ironman)
never really liked Champagne….always preferred Borboun(Crown Royal)
but hey getting mentioned with Tom and Tanstaafl…..awesomeness
Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
-by CotySaxman on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 AM PDT
Now, if somebody doesn’t agree with that, that’s cool. I also don’t agree with the fact that I don’t have $10 million in my bank account. But the fact that I don’t agree with it doesn’t make it any less true.
by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 23, 2010 12:00 AM PST
by I am Ironman!!! on Jan 25, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
lol
not a personal affront to you, rather just an analogy to the slant of your posts.. As you are the self described most optimistic cowboys fan (after the last one mysteriously disappeared)!
by TheCowboyWay on Jan 25, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
Yea, I like the champagne reference for Ironman too...
Many of us self-described optimists have had to run for cover lately. But hey, the sun always rises!
Mmmm ... draft season ... a time for optimists :)
It's like bubbly kool-aid.
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 25, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
I'm too hungover, don't make me laugh!
that’s hilarious
Mmmm ... draft season ... a time for optimists :)
I would definitely be the miller high-life.
I’m the champagne of beers, but really just a dirt-cheap alternative to bud light and more digestible than steel reserve.
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 25, 2012 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
on a different note,
OldBoysFan is JJ commenting in secret.
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 25, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
... and which spirit-label would you offer him?
I might go with Jose Cuervo: it starts leaving a bad taste in your mouth, then is a whole lot of fun … followed by a terribly long hangover!
Mmmm ... draft season ... a time for optimists :)
Oh, definitely Captain Jack.
We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
Definitely the Silver Patron.
I want to see JJ drunk on whiskey. Somethin’ serious.
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 26, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
I gather that's not an unusual event!
I want to see Jerry soaked in Champagne!
Mmmm ... draft season ... a time for optimists :)
LOL, yup!
That would mean we won another Super Bowl! Or that he finally got that blue tick hound and honey badger to cross-breed.
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 26, 2012 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
*tequila
SMH at myself…
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 26, 2012 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
TCW
I took no Offense…(frankly it takes a little more than that to get me riled up)…and I figured that the Champagne thing was due to my optimistic nature.
And BTW I have relinquished my Title of “Most Optimistic Cowboys Fan” over to Rohpuri….
Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
-by CotySaxman on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 AM PDT
Now, if somebody doesn’t agree with that, that’s cool. I also don’t agree with the fact that I don’t have $10 million in my bank account. But the fact that I don’t agree with it doesn’t make it any less true.
by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 23, 2010 12:00 AM PST
by I am Ironman!!! on Jan 26, 2012 5:12 AM CST up reply actions
Here's to popping corks next season!
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 26, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Crown isn't bourbon.
It’s Canadian.
by Baked Potato Soup on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
actually it is Canadian Borboun
I read the label….
Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
-by CotySaxman on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 AM PDT
Now, if somebody doesn’t agree with that, that’s cool. I also don’t agree with the fact that I don’t have $10 million in my bank account. But the fact that I don’t agree with it doesn’t make it any less true.
by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 23, 2010 12:00 AM PST
by I am Ironman!!! on Jan 26, 2012 5:13 AM CST up reply actions
That's not what I hear...
you buy it for the pictures.
We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
There's no such thing.
Bourbon has to be made in the US. Crown is a Canadian Whiskey, blend, or a rye. Saying it’s bourbon is like saying it’s Scotch or Irish whiskey, or that Jim Beam is Canadian whiskey. You may have seen the ads for Crown Royal Black which advertise the boldness of bourbon, but it never says that it IS bourbon.
You should really trust me on this one. About 35% of my posts are fueled by Crown.
by Baked Potato Soup on Jan 26, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
Good feedback...
I personally did ike WW’s post and contributed to conversation. I definitely feel what you are saying, though. I learn a lot of X’s and O’s, and insider viewpoints from this site and love to read some straightforward football substance.
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 25, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe it's the writers personal preferences.
I’m exactly the opposite of you. I read statistical reports, and strictly informative material all the time. I like the break of reading something with a little entertainment value. A little flair. It’s a reprieve from what I have to do professionally. Don’t get me wrong. I like football statistics and analysis, but I like the human element too.
There’s a place for all of it.
Hat Tip to Birddog, CowboyWay, Rohpuri, and Blue Eyed D. I liked the stuff you guys wrote very much.
We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
by White Wolf on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I wasn't trying to slight your win.
I agree that it is a matter of taste. I only skimmed your article, but judging by the win and the response, I’m sure it was very well written. I know that posts of that type are difficult and require creativity and intelligence. However, it often seems that more effort is put into satisfying the analogy than providing insight about the team. It has gotten to the point where if I see an explanation at the top of the article, I know to just skip it.
I don’t mean to put anyone down or discourage their efforts, I’m just expressing my opinion. Other people obviously have different opinions and enjoy posts of that sort. I just fear that many of those sort of posts are “beat writers,” so to speak, where their analysis is tailored to the analogy rather than an analogy formed from the analysis.
by Baked Potato Soup on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
Analogies cut both ways
While they force the story to fit parameters, they often offer a new perspective. A business consultant once asked senior staff to draw a picture which represented the company; anything from a sports car to a simple diagram. When asked to explain their drawings, each manager was offering a slightly different way to think about the business.
The bottom line, the analogies can in themselves add value. While there are times I like the Xs and Os, analogies add color.
Mmmm ... draft season ... a time for optimists :)
You think I was talking about my piece?
ah ha ha. aaahhhh ha ha ha ha haaaaaa
Uh, no.
We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
No, not really.
I was just making sure that you knew that I wasn’t.
by Baked Potato Soup on Jan 26, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I thought so.
You like what you like. It’s all good.
We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
Thank you for the shot out Rabble
I agree, Blue Eyed Devil, and White Wolf’s posts were really good.
"The tone is business," Garrett said. "Let's get to work. The Giants are going to be at the Meadowlands on Sunday at 4:15. They're an awfully good football team. We have to get ready for them."
by Rohpuri on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I strongly encourage everyone to read TCW's post as well.
Thought provoking piece about how players are like investments. The Cowboys need to do a good job of maximizing short term gains while trying to max on the long term as well.
At the end he opines as to whether or not the Cowboys will continue to go after the small school warriors, and whether they’ll target immediate impact players, or guys whose production will require a little bit of patience.
"The tone is business," Garrett said. "Let's get to work. The Giants are going to be at the Meadowlands on Sunday at 4:15. They're an awfully good football team. We have to get ready for them."
by Rohpuri on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Thanks Roh
recognition is always appreciated.
by TheCowboyWay on Jan 25, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
everyone's work needs recognition
"The tone is business," Garrett said. "Let's get to work. The Giants are going to be at the Meadowlands on Sunday at 4:15. They're an awfully good football team. We have to get ready for them."
by Rohpuri on Jan 25, 2012 2:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not everyone's' ;)
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 25, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
The Pats have been very successful with their
trade down draft strategy over the years for one reason, superior leadership and coaching. They learned early on you can take a boatload of 2nd, 3rd, and 4th rounders and turn them into a winning machine with a superior staff to teach and guide. Very different than the shoot the moon Cowboy strategy on free agents and high draft picks. If the Cowboys were to adopt the Pats strategy it would come up fail as the required staff for such a philosophy is not in place. And moreover, even expensive FA’s and high picks suffer from an inadequate staff.
"Hope is not a strategy" Billy Beane
"There is no cause for concern" Jerry Jones
The emperor didn't die
He just went on to coach football instead.

by TheCowboyWay on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM CST up reply actions 9 recs
I cannot pass up rec'ing this
Do not ever let him find out
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders
How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.
HA!
What is the star now? A fallen piece of hardened plastic? The heaviest franchise in American sport? A false idol adored by many millions? The epitome of all that can be achieved with hard work? All that can be lost with too strong a sense of entitlement? A welcome coping mechanism, distracting from the real negativity on Earth? A bonding and separating agent?
by BlueNSilverBlood on Jan 25, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
I guess
we know who BD26 Works for now…….
Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
-by CotySaxman on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 AM PDT
Now, if somebody doesn’t agree with that, that’s cool. I also don’t agree with the fact that I don’t have $10 million in my bank account. But the fact that I don’t agree with it doesn’t make it any less true.
by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 23, 2010 12:00 AM PST
by I am Ironman!!! on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, definite rec!
And that really explains a lot.
Formerly Pineywoods - different name, same cockeyed view of the world.
Jason Garrett - Lord of Order
Rob Ryan - Lord of Chaos
Not only do they look alike
but they sound pretty similar too. Same inflection, same mumbling dialogue, and wow, they might be related.
We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
something something something....
darkside.
by TheCowboyWay on Jan 25, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
oh man, I never noticed this before, but... well just take a look

Is this the reason for so many bad luck breaks? Are the pats and giants winning because they subscribe to the darkside??
by TheCowboyWay on Jan 26, 2012 4:05 AM CST up reply actions
Is that...Tom Coughlin?

We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
You must have meant the harry potter goblin

by TheCowboyWay on Jan 26, 2012 7:23 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Oh, you're on a roll.
rec’d.
We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
Rabb, thanks for the mention. It is one hell of a group to be mentioned with
Congrats to all.
And yes rabb, I work as a personal DB’s coach and a contract scout. Although I have picked up 1 QB and a reciever this last year to work with.
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders
How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.
Sure, you have my email, let me know what you have in mind
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders
How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.
What age groups do you work with?
We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
My bread and butter is draft prospects and NFL players.
I also work a number of camps through the year with College and High School players. Typicaly at these camps there are 50 high school and 20 college players at each one. Several I do are for disadvantage youth that the camp picks up all costs for but all of the camps have slots for those who cannot afford them. Each camp is 1 to 2 weeks. I put up about 50k a year for disadvantage youths and also volunteer my time.
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders
How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.
That's awesome man.
I go to a few combines. My son will be entering his senior year of HS. He’s a 6’ 145 lb burner WR.
We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
WW email at birddog26@gmail.com
I can send you some stuff on drills, workouts, diet and other stuff for your son.
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders
How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.
Okay, you've got mail. ;-)
We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
Super work everyone.
In some ways, the fanposts are the most fun reads. Thanks for keeping us entertained as well as informed.
Formerly Pineywoods - different name, same cockeyed view of the world.
Jason Garrett - Lord of Order
Rob Ryan - Lord of Chaos
The difference between the Giants and Cowboys is Jerry Reese vs. Jerry Jones...not Eli Manning vs Tony Romo.
Romo outperformed Manning during the regular season. Unfortunately, Jerry Jones surrounded Romo with mediocre talent that never played to Romo’s level and prevented the team from the postseason for the 2nd season in a row. Jerry admitted this week what most objective evaluators of the Cowboys’ talent recognized before the 2011 season started….that Jerry and JG overestimated the ability of the young offensive lineman. The team was behind the proverbial 8 ball before the season started because the offensive line Jerry assembled was just too inexperienced and the talent underdeveloped, and the secondary was a repeat of the hot mess from 2010 with the only change being Abe Elam. Our best hope and the silver lining in the Giants postseason success is that Jerry is forced to accept and recognize the talent gap between the Cowboys and the top teams in the NFC. Let’s all hope Jerry is motivated to make significant additions to the talent level of the team.
by jerry_jones_killed_our_cowboys on Jan 25, 2012 5:36 PM CST reply actions
Great work done
by many posters. Congrats and thanks to all. Entertaining and informative as always.
My eyes about bugged out when I read the title.
Thanks Rabble. Thanks to all. Once I wrote the piece I wished I would have put more time into it. As a single father, I don’t have a lot of time. I’m allowed 2 hours to write a fanpost. That’s why I don’t write many.
BTB, and it’s many contributors rock!
We have the goal of winning Super Bowls. If you don't have that, find the door.
Jason Garrett
yes they do
"The tone is business," Garrett said. "Let's get to work. The Giants are going to be at the Meadowlands on Sunday at 4:15. They're an awfully good football team. We have to get ready for them."
by Rohpuri on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
A REC for all the posters here (except a few)
they give us all the info we can use and mostly seperate the chaff from the wheat.Unlike some of the media beat writers like Watkins and Jaques.
by TCB Orange Dino on Jan 26, 2012 1:14 AM CST reply actions
I usually ignore JJT, but couldn't resist a jab at his latest idiocy
Mmmm ... draft season ... a time for optimists :)
Why do people constantly use the Patriots as an example of how to draft?
Consider the AFC’s representative in the upcoming Super Bowl, the Patriots. One of their draft strategies is to trade down or into the following draft. This not only allows them to acquire more picks, but gives them far more second and third rounders than any other team. What does this accomplish? It optimizes their opportunities to avoid the problematic imbalance and vulnerability to which Devil refers in the above quote. Nice work, BED!
The Patriots are great at generating draft picks but not of using those picks to draft well. Much like we malign our own 2009 draft, the Patriots have more than their fair share of bad drafts… take their 2007 draft…it was utterly horrible. There are so many positions they have difficulty drafting. For instance, how many great receivers or running backs have they ever drafted? Their secondary is a sieve that wasn’t much better than ours. They just haven’t ‘t face any Offense of significance during the playoffs…until they face the Giants in 2 weeks.. They needed a Raider’s practice squad player making an extraordinary play to save their season. A play, I would bet big money, he will never make again.
The Patriot Defense has hit rock bottom this year, but no one to date has made them pay. The Patriots are viable because they have the best coaching in the NFL and a Hall Of Fame QB still in his prime. Using them as a standard to draft is ridiculous.
by CaliFanInTx on Jan 26, 2012 4:30 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I rec'd this
Here’s a theoretical play from 2010: Snap. Tony takes 7 step drop. Tony looks left at Miles, who is doubled, and looks right to where Roy Williams should be…but instead sees Colombo on his back and a Defensive End foaming at the mouth jumping over Marc’s carcass. Tony proceeds to run like hell and look for Witten
-by CotySaxman on Jul 11, 2011 7:50 AM PDT
Now, if somebody doesn’t agree with that, that’s cool. I also don’t agree with the fact that I don’t have $10 million in my bank account. But the fact that I don’t agree with it doesn’t make it any less true.
by One.Cool.Customer on Dec 23, 2010 12:00 AM PST
by I am Ironman!!! on Jan 26, 2012 5:19 AM CST up reply actions
You hit the nail on the head
Getting additional draft picks by trading down sounds good but only if you can pick the right players. The pats have Brady and bellichicken, which keeps them in the running every yr. But there defense is a joke although it has been improving lately but we will see over the long term.
Add in a decent O-line, Welker and a couple of other decent WRs
Shore up our O-line and we can make waves
Mmmm ... draft season ... a time for optimists :)

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