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The Cowboys have had an exciting, exhausting roller coaster ride to 2-2. After the bye, we all need to take a look back, with a couple grains of salt.
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The season started out with several question marks, what kind of team did we assemble? It seemed like no matter what we tried, an injury was waiting to happen.
I mean, they really seemed to be coming out of nowhere...
We finally made it to the first game of the season, against our arch rivals, in their house, celebrating their Super Bowl from last year.
Hey Rob, can we make this year different from last year?
Giants fans and the national media especially were all like:
Cowboys fans everywhere felt like they had just hit the lottery!
After a glorious win, we had to travel to Seattle to face off against their new, underwhelming, under-sized quarterback. Fans were all like this is what's about to happen:
Getting the victory would be easy! It'd be like stealing candy from a baby, but it ended up as:
In reality, it was the Cowboys that looked like a sit com.
Webster had the last laugh.
It felt like our recent history of one step forward, two steps back was stalking us, kicking us in the face...
A humbling loss sent us back home to lick our wounds. Fortunately, we faced some Buccaneers that were more confused than our Cowboys.
<<== QB Josh Freeman
The Bears came into our house next and we were all like, "Yeah Bears, this is about to happen"
But then they turned around and was like, no hablo anglais por favor
After the loss, BTB went ballistic!
Jerry Jones was very, very sad.
He brought in an expert to help his team fix it's troubling issue with catching the ball.
We'll have to wait to see if it helped. But now we have the Ravens talking trash, thinking they are going to walk all over us in Week Six. We know what's up with those birds...
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