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"The Power of Slant Compels You!"

Repeat: The power of slant compels you, the power of slant compels you, the power of slant compels you!

If only those words were rendered to poor Reagan by father Karras in "The Exorcist", the film would have only been an hour long and the devil would never spew green pea soup on our third down attempts.

Third and 4? Run it up the middle for 2. Punt.

Third and 5? Take a long shot on Dez - incomplete. Punt.

Third and 6? Sack. Punt.

Yes, there was one play in the game on third and 4 that Dez scored on a long TD pass that should have been ruled incomplete - but we'll take what we can get after the Giants debacle.

The point is, on third and 4, 5, or 6 - THROW A FREAKIN' SLANT - ESPECIALLY WITH MAN COVERAGE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At this point Dez < Irvin, but Austin is > Harper. It's so easy and un-defendable.

BTB Community, I'm not one to have fancy stats or upload stuff, but I implore you to post your favorite slant to Irvin, slant to Harper, or slant to any other Cowboy vids below.

Maybe someone in Jerryworld will catch on...

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