Underwear Ski Mask Guy on BTB????

by Tennessee_Jed on Feb 3, 2012 4:23 PM CST

Ok, I get it. I know ads help provide the needed support for BTB and I understand. However, underwear guy has got to go. It’s bad enough he’s been in the smaller pics on the front page but yesterday he was on both the side spaces and in the middle! I was reading Tom Ryle’s post and my girlfriend walked by and did a double-take. She was like: "Are you looking at some bizarre gay porn site?" No, just reading about the Cowboys. Underwear ski mask dude on a bear rug has got to go. He creeps me out! For real y'all. (NTTAWWT)

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If Underwear Ski Mask Guy was a current or former Cowboy, who would he be?

David Buehler

22 votes

Charles Haley

6 votes

Rafael Septien

20 votes

Golden Richards

6 votes

Nate Newton

4 votes

Shante Carver

3 votes

Other

4 votes

65 votes | Poll has closed

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Before any hollers "FANSHOT"

I tried. It wouldn’t let me post it. It deleted it twice. Sorry.

"A successful coach needs a paitient wife, a loyal dog, and a great quarterback. But if you don't have a wife the dog can pull double duty." --Barry Switzer

by Tennessee_Jed on Feb 3, 2012 4:25 PM CST reply actions

It's gone now.

The main giant add acting as a background is gone. Which made me not come here for a while yesterday. LOL.

by DCyanks21 on Feb 3, 2012 4:29 PM CST reply actions

If anyone uses Firefox

I strongly recommend the Adblock extension which keeps out crap from many many sites. It really improves your internet experience on BTB and elsewhere.

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by accidental innuendo on Feb 3, 2012 4:35 PM CST reply actions

For example, I didn’t even know about the underwear guy until I went to BTB at work.

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by accidental innuendo on Feb 3, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions

Thanks for the info!

I have Firefox, but didn’t know about the Adblock feature. I’ll def check it out!

"A successful coach needs a paitient wife, a loyal dog, and a great quarterback. But if you don't have a wife the dog can pull double duty." --Barry Switzer

by Tennessee_Jed on Feb 3, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions

No.

That takes away money from Dave.

by DCyanks21 on Feb 4, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions

Your choice bud

I’m sure the BTB overlords appreciate your zeal and will shower you with groupies

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by accidental innuendo on Feb 4, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions

lol, that happened to me as well. My wife was like, what are you doing.

Just glad my kids didn’t see it.

by DCB* on Feb 3, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions

DCB

That’s exactly what I’m talking about. LOL!

"A successful coach needs a paitient wife, a loyal dog, and a great quarterback. But if you don't have a wife the dog can pull double duty." --Barry Switzer

by Tennessee_Jed on Feb 3, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions

So... If Underwear Ski Mask Guy was a current or former Cowboy

Who would he be?

Right now I’m torn between saying Rafael Septien or Charles Haley. Maybe I should create a poll for this?

"A successful coach needs a paitient wife, a loyal dog, and a great quarterback. But if you don't have a wife the dog can pull double duty." --Barry Switzer

by Tennessee_Jed on Feb 3, 2012 4:45 PM CST reply actions

David Buehler

"With the 14th pick in the 2012 NFL Draft.........The Dallas Cowboys select..............Melvin Ingram DE South Carolina"

My card has been sent in

by Archie Barberio on Feb 3, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions

Fanshot

cmon just delete this

"Obviously, I felt like if I ran into my lineman there it was going to help the play" ~Tony Romo

by thebigham on Feb 3, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions

Ham

See the very first comment! I’m sorry!

"A successful coach needs a paitient wife, a loyal dog, and a great quarterback. But if you don't have a wife the dog can pull double duty." --Barry Switzer

by Tennessee_Jed on Feb 3, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions

Ham, seriously

Live a little

"The tone is business," Garrett said. "Let's get to work. The Giants are going to be at the Meadowlands on Sunday at 4:15. They're an awfully good football team. We have to get ready for them."

by Rohpuri on Feb 3, 2012 6:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

You aren't a mod.

Your opinion on this subject is irrelevant. Flagged as troll.

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by TXHC on Feb 3, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions

That dude was ridiculous

"The tone is business," Garrett said. "Let's get to work. The Giants are going to be at the Meadowlands on Sunday at 4:15. They're an awfully good football team. We have to get ready for them."

by Rohpuri on Feb 3, 2012 6:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Roh

Which one? Septien or Haley? LOL!

"A successful coach needs a paitient wife, a loyal dog, and a great quarterback. But if you don't have a wife the dog can pull double duty." --Barry Switzer

by Tennessee_Jed on Feb 3, 2012 6:05 PM CST reply actions

Septien. Definitely wasn't Haley LOL

"The tone is business," Garrett said. "Let's get to work. The Giants are going to be at the Meadowlands on Sunday at 4:15. They're an awfully good football team. We have to get ready for them."

by Rohpuri on Feb 3, 2012 6:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

hahahaha

I dont care, this is a great fan post hahahaha

"With the 14th pick in the 2012 NFL Draft.........The Dallas Cowboys select..............Melvin Ingram DE South Carolina"

My card has been sent in

by Archie Barberio on Feb 3, 2012 6:12 PM CST reply actions

Chia

coming from a gentleman and a scholar such as yourself, I take that as high praise. ;-)

"A successful coach needs a paitient wife, a loyal dog, and a great quarterback. But if you don't have a wife the dog can pull double duty." --Barry Switzer

by Tennessee_Jed on Feb 3, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions

lol

"With the 14th pick in the 2012 NFL Draft.........The Dallas Cowboys select..............Melvin Ingram DE South Carolina"

My card has been sent in

by Archie Barberio on Feb 3, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions

It's Super Bowl weekend

we can have a little fun. The “serious” business of actually having any new info for us, as Cowboy fans, won’t start until the combine/free agency period rolls around. Seriously, for me personally, there’s only so many crappy mock drafts from uninformed knuckleheads that I can look at for weeks on end (People, we aren’t taking QB Ryan Tannehill with the 14th pick! That’s just crazy talk! Even if you hate Tony Romo you at least have to KNOW that Jerry and JG and the team are NOT gonna spend the 14th pick on a QB!).

Basically, this is “silly season” when smokescreens prevail and ridicularity reign supreme. So, as Sgt. Studenko might say: “Go with it.”

"A successful coach needs a paitient wife, a loyal dog, and a great quarterback. But if you don't have a wife the dog can pull double duty." --Barry Switzer

by Tennessee_Jed on Feb 3, 2012 7:34 PM CST reply actions

It'd have to be Lance Rentzel.

Formerly Pineywoods - different name, same cockeyed view of the world.
Jason Garrett - Lord of Order
Rob Ryan - Lord of Chaos

by Tom Ryle on Feb 3, 2012 7:42 PM CST reply actions

OMG you're right!!!! LOL

I totally forgot about Lance…. I went Golden Richards

RexP

by Rex Pfister on Feb 5, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions

Blasphemy!

In the 17 seasons from 1966-1982, the Cowboys went at least to the conference championship game 14 times. In the 16 seasons from 1996-2011, the Cowboys have won 2 wild card games.

by fs65 on Feb 6, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions

He kinda looked like Eli

by hbdc on Feb 3, 2012 8:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions

It's Jerry's secretary.

Jerry is the end all in Dallas.

by football mensa on Feb 3, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions

uh yeah that was so bizarre

by ratware on Feb 3, 2012 10:53 PM CST reply actions

lol

I said it was Buehler and the people have spoken!

"With the 14th pick in the 2012 NFL Draft.........The Dallas Cowboys select..............Melvin Ingram DE South Carolina"

My card has been sent in

by Archie Barberio on Feb 3, 2012 11:47 PM CST reply actions

I agree on underwear guy.

One of my kids (6) actually did walk in while looking at BTB, and I felt like I was on a porn site.

She of course felt the need to loudly proclaim “WHAT IS THAT? WHO IS THAT GUY?!?”, causing my 4 year old to run in cause she doens’t want to miss anything. Site shut down. sigh.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Feb 4, 2012 6:15 AM CST reply actions

HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!

"With the 14th pick in the 2012 NFL Draft.........The Dallas Cowboys select..............Melvin Ingram DE South Carolina"

My card has been sent in

by Archie Barberio on Feb 4, 2012 9:57 AM CST reply actions

I can't believe people are upset about this.

Just the double standard in our country. Its okay to have women paraded around in less than underwear bikinis and such but an ad for a comedy show on CARTOON NETWORK is causing ruffles. LOL

"Obviously, I felt like if I ran into my lineman there it was going to help the play" ~Tony Romo

by thebigham on Feb 4, 2012 11:21 AM CST reply actions

Whatever Maplethorpe.

A flabby dude in his underwear with a ski mask on. He’s pretty ugly, it ain’t a social commentary.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

by Nickthegrip on Feb 4, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions

Oh so the message is, kids its okay to be half naked, if you are attractive?

"Obviously, I felt like if I ran into my lineman there it was going to help the play" ~Tony Romo

by thebigham on Feb 4, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions

I just think its pretty out there

and this is a show on a cartoon network, wow

idk its just creepy, his eyes stare through my soul in the one picture on the front page, its like he can see through my sole with his hungry eyes

"With the 14th pick in the 2012 NFL Draft.........The Dallas Cowboys select..............Melvin Ingram DE South Carolina"

My card has been sent in

by Archie Barberio on Feb 4, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions

I just think people are overreacting.

Hungry eyes you say?

"Obviously, I felt like if I ran into my lineman there it was going to help the play" ~Tony Romo

by thebigham on Feb 4, 2012 3:04 PM CST up reply actions

lol yes hungry eyes

"With the 14th pick in the 2012 NFL Draft.........The Dallas Cowboys select..............Melvin Ingram DE South Carolina"

My card has been sent in

by Archie Barberio on Feb 5, 2012 8:24 AM CST up reply actions

Yes, that is the message. I do not want to see unattractive women parading around half naked. Attractive women can do whatever they want.

Is that so difficult to understand?

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by Seanrude on Feb 4, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions

Sigh.

it ain’t a social commentary.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

by Nickthegrip on Feb 5, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions

LOL.Did you freak out about your 4 and 6 year olds seeing David Beckham in his underwear in his super bowl commenrcial?

And Shut off the TV? Ya’ll are wacky.

In the 17 seasons from 1966-1982, the Cowboys went at least to the conference championship game 14 times. In the 16 seasons from 1996-2011, the Cowboys have won 2 wild card games.

by fs65 on Feb 6, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions

Porn for members of ANONYMOUS

by LilZtretch on Feb 4, 2012 11:27 AM CST reply actions

Cmon guys

I wore my clean undies

by fretman on Feb 4, 2012 3:17 PM CST reply actions

Really getting sick of those ads

Will Ferrell was the last person running around in his tighty whiteys that I laughed at. Oh wow, a ski mask. How fresh. Totally worth wasting 30 minutes of my time.

I will awaken my expectations for the Cowboys when Jerry Jones is in the ground.

by Lord Humungus on Feb 4, 2012 3:22 PM CST reply actions

Your comment + your avatar = hilarity!

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by accidental innuendo on Feb 4, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions

If you didn't post this, I would have.

In the 17 seasons from 1966-1982, the Cowboys went at least to the conference championship game 14 times. In the 16 seasons from 1996-2011, the Cowboys have won 2 wild card games.

by fs65 on Feb 6, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions