Below are some jokes I wanted to share with the BTB community. I'm new around here so please let me know if this should've been a FanShot. And happy 4th!

Why are so many Philadelphia Eagles players claiming they have the Swine Flu?

So They don't have to touch the pigskin.

What is a Philadelphia Eagles fan's favorite whine?

"We can't beat Dallas."

How do you stop an Philadelphia Eagles fan from beating his wife?

Dress her in Dallas blue and silver.

What is the difference between a bucket of crap and a Philadelphia Eagles fan?

The bucket.

If you have a car containing an Eagles wide receiver, an Eagles linebacker, and an Eagles defensive back, who is driving the car?

The cop.

What's the difference between a Philadelphia Eagles fan and a carp?

One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

What does an Philadelphia Eagles fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Did you hear that Philadelphia's football team doesn't have a website?

They can't string three "W's" together.

What does a Philadelphia Eagles fan and a bottle of beer have in common?

They’re both empty from the neck up.

Why do Philadelphia Eagles fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?

So they can park in handicap spaces.

How do the Eagles spend the first week of training camp?

Studying the Miranda Rights.

Why do the Philadelphia Eagles want to change their name to the Philadelphia Tampons?

Because they are only good for one period.

What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles & the Taliban?

The Taliban has a running game.

Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?

Lincoln Financial Field, they never get a touchdown there.

Why do ducks fly over Lincoln Financial Field upside down?

There's nothing worth crapping on.